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Which sport is God's favorite? -
04-15-2010, 12:30 AM
I'm so in love with God that I want to watch his favorite sport, but the problem is I couldn't figure out which sport is his favorite, I need help here
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Re: Which sport is God's favorite? -
04-15-2010, 01:19 AM
You left off the obvious choice, NASCAR.
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Re: Which sport is God's favorite? -
04-15-2010, 02:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Capt. A. Portway
You left off the obvious choice, NASCAR.
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Of course!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Which sport is God's favorite? -
04-15-2010, 02:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Capt. A. Portway
You left off the obvious choice, NASCAR.
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The problem brother, in Canuckistan, they only watch Russian sport(hockey) I need to immigrate to God's favorite country.
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Re: Which sport is God's favorite? -
04-15-2010, 02:45 AM
My favorite sport is the GODLY Dallas Cowboys!
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Re: Which sport is God's favorite? -
04-15-2010, 04:02 AM
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My favorite sport is the GODLY Dallas Cowboys!
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It's obviously football.
Isaiah 22:18
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Re: Which sport is God's favorite? -
04-15-2010, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Latvija13
It's obviously football.
Isaiah 22:18
"He will surely violently turn and toss thee like a ball into a large country"
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Exactly! God confirms it is the most Manly Sport there is! In Europe, they even call it "American Football," because they realize that this sport is an essential part of the culture of His Favorite Country, America.
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I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
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Re: Which sport is God's favorite? -
04-15-2010, 01:23 PM
Of course it is this that is Gods favorite sport!
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Re: Which sport is God's favorite? -
04-15-2010, 01:38 PM
God's favourite sport has to be the banishing of sins.
And of course Bell-Munching.
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Re: Which sport is God's favorite? -
04-15-2010, 02:20 PM
While I do enjoy NASCAR and do believe that soccer is eurotrash, I had to go with football. Football was a sport designed for born-again Baptists to crush sinners on the other teams, like Negros, steroid-users, and even joos! (I was extremely surprised there were any in the godly NFL) That all said, I also enjoy the sport stoning, but that didn't seem to be a choice.
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Re: Which sport is God's favorite? -
04-15-2010, 04:59 PM
I see by the poll results that my Brothers in Christ agree with me. Here is another reason why NASCAR is the Godliest sport. God wants us to race!
Wherefore seeing we also are compassed about with so great a cloud of witnesses, let us lay aside every weight, and the sin which doth so easily beset us, and let us run with patience the race that is set before us,
Looking unto Jesus the author and finisher of our faith; who for the joy that was set before him endured the cross, despising the shame, and is set down at the right hand of the throne of God.
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Re: Which sport is God's favorite? -
04-15-2010, 06:32 PM
Crusades.
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Re: Which sport is God's favorite? -
04-15-2010, 06:44 PM
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Which sport is God's favorite? -
04-15-2010, 07:16 PM
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I agree Brother! And even though they use the New King James Bible and are therefore not actually Saved, this church certainly has their heart in the right place.
http://www.godandnascar.com/
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GOD and NASCAR is a racing ministry established in the summer of 2006. It is under the umbrella of Lighthouse Ministries of Asheville, NC. Lighthouse is a 501C-3 Non-profit ministry founded in 1995 by Pastor Joe Louis. The ministry is active in Prisons, Men’s Mentoring and Pastoral Counseling.
Joe is a Chaplain member of Motor Racing Outreach Association as well as the Chaplain of the United Auto Racing Association. He also holds Associate membership in the National Fellowship of Raceway Ministries.
Our ministry is serving as an ambassador of Christ at the Klondike Ice Cream Campground at Charlotte Motor Speedway in Concord, NC. We will be providing chapel services, as well as refreshments, snacks, hospitality, children's activities, spiritual literature and making ourselves available for prayer and other needs upon request. This service ministry will be active during both the May and October NASCAR events.
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Even the secular media understands that NASCAR is the sport of the faithful! Click here to read about the good Christians who love the smell of burning rubber and Jesus!
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Veteran driver Michael Waltrip is one of the most outspoken Christians in his sport. Despite NASCAR’s heavy reliance on corporate sponsorship, Waltrip unabashedly carries his faith on and off the racetrack. “If you want to sponsor my car, you’re going to get the whole me, and a part of me is my faith in Jesus,” he says. “People want to know about their favorite driver. They want to get inside of their favorite sport and when you get inside of me, you’ll understand right away that the life I live is that that has God with me and Jesus walking with me.”
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