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Привет From Russia! -
08-25-2010, 07:37 AM
Hello, Bible thumping fools.
My name is Blackhawke, I am female, I am twenty, I live in Russia, I live with my boyfriend, we aren't married, I am a punk rocker, and I am HxC. Any questions?
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Re: Привет From Russia! -
08-25-2010, 07:46 AM
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Originally Posted by BlackHawke
Hello, Bible thumping fools.
My name is Blackhawke, I am female, I am twenty, I live in Russia, I live with my boyfriend, we aren't married, I am a punk rocker, and I am HxC. Any questions?
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What is HxC?
Why are you here?
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Re: Привет From Russia! -
08-25-2010, 07:47 AM
You should get that hepatitis treated.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Привет From Russia! -
08-25-2010, 08:12 AM
All the punk rockers died out in the 1970's. How come you are still alive.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Привет From Russia! -
08-25-2010, 08:14 AM
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Originally Posted by BlackHawke
Hello, Bible thumping fools.
My name is Blackhawke, I am female, I am twenty, I live in Russia, I live with my boyfriend, we aren't married, I am a punk rocker, and I am HxC. Any questions?
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I have a question. Why do you hate Jesus so much?
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Привет From Russia! -
08-25-2010, 08:17 AM
Do you take a lot of Vacations to Canada?
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Unsaved trash, drunken aussie Godmocker
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Re: Привет From Russia! -
08-25-2010, 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Levi Jones
I have a question. Why do you hate Jesus so much?
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Whats with that question? Why do you assume she hates jesus?
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Re: Привет From Russia! -
08-25-2010, 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Dinglemouse
Whats with that question? Why do you assume she hates jesus?
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She is living in sin. And as Jesus is GOD, He is everywhere, and therefore has to watch her grubby bedroom fumblings. Oh, how terrible that must be for Him! Only a person who hates Jesus would perform such sinful acts, knowing full well He has no choice but to watch.
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Re: Привет From Russia! -
08-25-2010, 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Rogers
She is living in sin. And as Jesus is GOD, He is everywhere, and therefore has to watch her grubby bedroom fumblings. Oh, how terrible that must be for Him! Only a person who hates Jesus would perform such sinful acts, knowing full well He has no choice but to watch.
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Isn't jesus the son of god?
I think he'll get over it aye..
Can't he just close his eyes?
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Re: Привет From Russia! -
08-25-2010, 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Levi Jones
I have a question. Why do you hate Jesus so much?
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LoL
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Originally Posted by Talitha
Do you take a lot of Vacations to Canada?
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Never been to Canada.
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Originally Posted by Dinglemouse
Whats with that question? Why do you assume she hates jesus?
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Thnxx Bro
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Rogers
She is living in sin. And as Jesus is GOD, He is everywhere, and therefore has to watch her grubby bedroom fumblings. Oh, how terrible that must be for Him! Only a person who hates Jesus would perform such sinful acts, knowing full well He has no choice but to watch.
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Sure.
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Originally Posted by Dinglemouse
Isn't jesus the son of god?
I think he'll get over it aye..
Can't he just close his eyes?
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LoL That's raddd bro.
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Re: Привет From Russia! -
08-25-2010, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod
What is HxC?
Why are you here?
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HxC is Hard Core. We do what we want, when we want, we live by no one's rules but our own. I'm here because I'm bored.
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Re: Привет From Russia! -
08-25-2010, 02:00 PM
This is what happens when you let a godless commie country you defeated get a little corrupt oil money. Their dreary, vodka-soaked winos can afford knockoff computers and force themselves on civilized people. Nyet!
Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.
2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.
King James Bible v1611
Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!
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Re: Привет From Russia! -
08-25-2010, 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted by BlackHawke
HxC is Hard Core. We do what we want, when we want, we live by no one's rules but our own. I'm here because I'm bored.
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You have come here because you really want to be saved from spending an eternity in hell.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Привет From Russia! -
08-25-2010, 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
You should get that hepatitis treated.
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Don't have it.
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Re: Привет From Russia! -
08-25-2010, 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by landoverlover
This is what happens when you let a godless commie country you defeated get a little corrupt oil money. Their dreary, vodka-soaked winos can afford knockoff computers and force themselves on civilized people. Nyet!
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LMAO
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Originally Posted by Lisa H
You have come here because you really want to be saved from spending an eternity in hell.
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LoL Sweet attempt at rad responses, but not in your piffleing lifetime.
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Re: Привет From Russia! -
08-25-2010, 02:15 PM
Jesus is still waiting for an answer, do you love Him?
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Re: Привет From Russia! -
08-25-2010, 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
Jesus is still waiting for an answer, do you love Him?
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Nope!
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Re: Привет From Russia! -
08-25-2010, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by BlackHawke
LoL Sweet attempt at rad responses, but not in your piffleing lifetime.
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You do really want to be saved. That is why you came here. You have found yourself all alone with no friends, because your so called hcx emo friends have left you.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Привет From Russia! -
08-25-2010, 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Lisa H
You do really want to be saved. That is why you came here. You have found yourself all alone with no friends, because your so called hcx emo friends have left you.
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It's HxC, I'm a Punk, not an emo, emos are gay, I have friends thanks, they're the ones I do random shit with all day.
And I have to wait to post this so I'll add random lyrics:
<<<<<<< Porn Deleted - Admin >>>>>>>>>
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Re: Привет From Russia! -
08-25-2010, 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted by BlackHawke
It's HxC, I'm a Punk, not an emo, emos are gay, I have friends thanks, they're the ones I do random shit with all day.
And I have to wait to post this so I'll add random lyrics:
No jkjkjk lololol i <3 ur fking makeup
omg i luv ur hair is that a new tattoo?
did that piercing fking hurt? No jkjkjk lololol
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So you go with friends to toilet randomly during the day to watch each other do a poo. That is very gay.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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