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Default Привет From Russia! - 08-25-2010, 07:37 AM

Hello, Bible thumping fools.
My name is Blackhawke, I am female, I am twenty, I live in Russia, I live with my boyfriend, we aren't married, I am a punk rocker, and I am HxC. Any questions?
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Default Re: Привет From Russia! - 08-25-2010, 07:46 AM

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Hello, Bible thumping fools.
My name is Blackhawke, I am female, I am twenty, I live in Russia, I live with my boyfriend, we aren't married, I am a punk rocker, and I am HxC. Any questions?
What is HxC?
Why are you here?


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Default Re: Привет From Russia! - 08-25-2010, 07:47 AM

You should get that hepatitis treated.


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Default Re: Привет From Russia! - 08-25-2010, 08:12 AM

All the punk rockers died out in the 1970's. How come you are still alive.


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Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
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Default Re: Привет From Russia! - 08-25-2010, 08:14 AM

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Hello, Bible thumping fools.
My name is Blackhawke, I am female, I am twenty, I live in Russia, I live with my boyfriend, we aren't married, I am a punk rocker, and I am HxC. Any questions?
I have a question. Why do you hate Jesus so much?


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Default Re: Привет From Russia! - 08-25-2010, 08:17 AM

Do you take a lot of Vacations to Canada?



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Default Re: Привет From Russia! - 08-25-2010, 10:03 AM

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I have a question. Why do you hate Jesus so much?
Whats with that question? Why do you assume she hates jesus?


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Default Re: Привет From Russia! - 08-25-2010, 10:10 AM

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Whats with that question? Why do you assume she hates jesus?
She is living in sin. And as Jesus is GOD, He is everywhere, and therefore has to watch her grubby bedroom fumblings. Oh, how terrible that must be for Him! Only a person who hates Jesus would perform such sinful acts, knowing full well He has no choice but to watch.


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Default Re: Привет From Russia! - 08-25-2010, 10:25 AM

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She is living in sin. And as Jesus is GOD, He is everywhere, and therefore has to watch her grubby bedroom fumblings. Oh, how terrible that must be for Him! Only a person who hates Jesus would perform such sinful acts, knowing full well He has no choice but to watch.
Isn't jesus the son of god?
I think he'll get over it aye..
Can't he just close his eyes?



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Default Re: Привет From Russia! - 08-25-2010, 01:54 PM

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I have a question. Why do you hate Jesus so much?
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Do you take a lot of Vacations to Canada?
Never been to Canada.

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Whats with that question? Why do you assume she hates jesus?
Thnxx Bro

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She is living in sin. And as Jesus is GOD, He is everywhere, and therefore has to watch her grubby bedroom fumblings. Oh, how terrible that must be for Him! Only a person who hates Jesus would perform such sinful acts, knowing full well He has no choice but to watch.
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Isn't jesus the son of god?
I think he'll get over it aye..
Can't he just close his eyes?

LoL That's raddd bro.
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Default Re: Привет From Russia! - 08-25-2010, 01:59 PM

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What is HxC?
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HxC is Hard Core. We do what we want, when we want, we live by no one's rules but our own. I'm here because I'm bored.
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Default Re: Привет From Russia! - 08-25-2010, 02:00 PM

This is what happens when you let a godless commie country you defeated get a little corrupt oil money. Their dreary, vodka-soaked winos can afford knockoff computers and force themselves on civilized people. Nyet!


Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



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Default Re: Привет From Russia! - 08-25-2010, 02:01 PM

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HxC is Hard Core. We do what we want, when we want, we live by no one's rules but our own. I'm here because I'm bored.
You have come here because you really want to be saved from spending an eternity in hell.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
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Default Re: Привет From Russia! - 08-25-2010, 02:04 PM

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This is what happens when you let a godless commie country you defeated get a little corrupt oil money. Their dreary, vodka-soaked winos can afford knockoff computers and force themselves on civilized people. Nyet!
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Default Re: Привет From Russia! - 08-25-2010, 02:15 PM

Jesus is still waiting for an answer, do you love Him?
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Default Re: Привет From Russia! - 08-25-2010, 02:16 PM

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Default Re: Привет From Russia! - 08-25-2010, 02:20 PM

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LoL Sweet attempt at rad responses, but not in your piffleing lifetime.
You do really want to be saved. That is why you came here. You have found yourself all alone with no friends, because your so called hcx emo friends have left you.


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Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
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Default Re: Привет From Russia! - 08-25-2010, 02:23 PM

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You do really want to be saved. That is why you came here. You have found yourself all alone with no friends, because your so called hcx emo friends have left you.
It's HxC, I'm a Punk, not an emo, emos are gay, I have friends thanks, they're the ones I do random shit with all day.

And I have to wait to post this so I'll add random lyrics:

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Default Re: Привет From Russia! - 08-25-2010, 02:27 PM

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It's HxC, I'm a Punk, not an emo, emos are gay, I have friends thanks, they're the ones I do random shit with all day.

And I have to wait to post this so I'll add random lyrics:

No jkjkjk lololol i <3 ur fking makeup
omg i luv ur hair is that a new tattoo?
did that piercing fking hurt? No jkjkjk lololol
So you go with friends to toilet randomly during the day to watch each other do a poo. That is very gay.


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