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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
04-19-2011, 08:54 AM
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This is a family forum, we do not appreciate your homosexual slang
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*facepalm* do you not understand what i typed?! giving some one the bird means showing them your middle finger! it means to F off!
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04-19-2011, 09:17 AM
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*facepalm* do you not understand what i typed?! giving some one the bird means showing them your middle finger! it means to F off!
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Please refrain from you faggot talk! Why are you obsessed with your middle finger? Also previously you said Derp a Herb. I am guessing that is fag slang for sticking vegetables up your bottom. Your kind disgust me.
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04-19-2011, 11:33 AM
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Angry Birds is a Finnish "game" which originated on Steve Jobs' gayPhone. It is now spreading like a cancer to other devices. Never in my 50 years on the web have I met such horror.
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So...you've been on the web for 50 years?!
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04-19-2011, 08:17 PM
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So...you've been on the web for 50 years?!
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It has been around that long, yes. In the old days though it was nicer because it took a certain level of intelligence to be able to get on. Now computers have become so easy, any idiot can get on.
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04-19-2011, 09:16 PM
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It has been around that long, yes. In the old days though it was nicer because it took a certain level of intelligence to be able to get on. Now computers have become so easy, any idiot can get on.
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Ah yes, Comp-U-Serve back in the 60's. 2400 baud modem (and that was considered fast), everything dos/text based. Landover went on line a few months after the web was invented.
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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
04-21-2011, 03:05 PM
Now I need advice. My kids have friend who has always been really nice. He is from christian (not true christian) family and is very polite kid. Seems also respect elders and his parents. The problem is that his parents bought him Angry Birdd toy and the kid likes it a lot.
I know I should protect my kids, I could always forbit him to visit us and tell my kids to beat him at sight but maybe I should try to save him?
I tried already to explain his parents the dangers of the toys but they were uncomfortable and laughed. What should I do? I have Colt 1911 and I though maybe I ask the kid to bring those toys here and let kids to shoot them. I bet the kid will love to shoot with real gun
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04-21-2011, 04:06 PM
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Please refrain from you faggot talk! Why are you obsessed with your middle finger? Also previously you said Derp a Herb. I am guessing that is fag slang for sticking vegetables up your bottom. Your kind disgust me.
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04-22-2011, 04:36 PM
I play angry birds for at least an hour a day and my wife is none the happier with me for the "training" it provides.
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04-22-2011, 04:47 PM
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I play angry birds for at least an hour a day and my wife is none the happier with me for the "training" it provides.
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Watch out! I recognize the user name of this one! It's from a very old Jap cartoon about bird-related crossdressing and pedophilia! I bet he's hooked on the futanari stuff as well!
I'm not at all surprised that an unsaved scum who picks his username from bird-dressing Nip cartoons is also an Angry Birds pervert!
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04-22-2011, 08:31 PM
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Watch out! I recognize the user name of this one! It's from a very old Jap cartoon about bird-related crossdressing and pedophilia! I bet he's hooked on the futanari stuff as well!
I'm not at all surprised that an unsaved scum who picks his username from bird-dressing Nip cartoons is also an Angry Birds pervert!
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I'd never heard of that cartoon before. I'll check it out. Thanks for the tip.
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04-22-2011, 08:33 PM
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I'd never heard of that cartoon before. I'll check it out. Thanks for the tip.
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Yeah, right you sick Jap bastard!
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04-22-2011, 08:56 PM
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Yeah, right you sick Jap bastard!
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Didn't really expect the petty name calling in this kind of place.
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04-22-2011, 09:02 PM
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Didn't really expect the petty name calling in this kind of place.
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We get so many unsaved perverts in here, and to most of them, it's the only kind of language they understand. Did I hurt yer widdle feewings?
Well boo freakin' hoo Tojo! So solly! You came into OUR forum, a Christian forum, and claimed that playing that disgusting Angry Birds Nazi sex game made you better able to satisfy your whore of a wife!
When people are polite, we treat them with respect. When their first post is an attempt to troll us, we call a spade a spade, or a slant a slant in your case.
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04-22-2011, 11:01 PM
Y'all are seriously dilusiona You're all a bunch of piffleing retards if you believe any of the crap on this forum.
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04-22-2011, 11:07 PM
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Y'all are seriously dilusiona You're all a bunch of piffleing retards if you believe any of the crap on this forum.
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Listen you sushi sucker, I am not going to sit here and let some slant-eyed pervert tell lies about Landover Baptist Church and MY hometown of Freehold, Iowa. And yes, Pastor Deacon Fred USED to speak at atheist conventions, trying his damnedest to save their hellbound souls!
What kind of Christians would we be if we didn't try to save unsaved trash mo rons like you?
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04-22-2011, 11:14 PM
If you're trying to "save" people like me then why do you keep insulting me. You're just going to drive me away.
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04-22-2011, 11:20 PM
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If you're trying to "save" people like me then why do you keep insulting me. You're just going to drive me away.
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Quit whining like a little child. Those insults are only to make you see the Truth®. God wouldn't want it any other way.
2nd Timothy 4:1-2 "I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine."
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04-22-2011, 11:24 PM
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If you're trying to "save" people like me then why do you keep insulting me. You're just going to drive me away.
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If the Word of God drives you away, then that is just a clear indication that you have been preordained to spend eternity in hell. We can only lead a horse to water; we can't make you drink.
It was decided before you were even a gleam in your parents' eyes whether or not you are preordained to Salvation™ or eternal torments in the lake of fire which has been prepared for satan and his minions.
John 6:64-65
But there are some of you that believe not. For Jesus knew from the beginning who they were that believed not, and who should betray him.
And he said, Therefore said I unto you, that no man can come unto me, except it were given until him of my Father
II Thessalonians 2:11-13
And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
But we are bound to give thanks alway to God for you, brethren beloved of the Lord, because God hath from the beginning chosen you to salvation through sanctification of the Spirit and belief of the truth:
I have asked the Holy Spirit to tell me whether you are predestined for glory or for torments, but the Holy Spirit just told me that I should teach you what the Bible actually says. I do hope that you will be joining me in Heaven, though. I really do.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
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04-22-2011, 11:57 PM
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Listen you sushi sucker, I am not going to sit here and let some slant-eyed pervert tell lies about Landover Baptist Church and MY hometown of Freehold, Iowa. And yes, Pastor Deacon Fred USED to speak at atheist conventions, trying his damnedest to save their hellbound souls!
What kind of Christians would we be if we didn't try to save unsaved trash morons like you?
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And FYI, I wasn't talking about Pastor Deacon Fred. I was referring to Jesus Christ.
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
04-23-2011, 03:24 AM
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And FYI, I wasn't talking about Pastor Deacon Fred. I was referring to Jesus Christ.
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Not Jesus christ. I was talking about Jesus Christ.
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