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Default Re: Advice needed: What is the fastest way to get Covid-19? - 10-15-2020, 10:29 PM

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Do you mean Brother Larry?
No, I haven't heard from him for a while. Perhaps he was lucky enough to die from Covid-19 and go to Heaven. I visited my friend in the Buffalo Center for Rehabilitation and Nursing which, to my surprise, didn't serve any buffalo wings. They should change the name. My friend kept complaining about how horrible it's there an how he wished Jesus would take him. I hugged and kissed as many people as possible so I am certain Jesus will now finally bless me with Covid-19!


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Default Re: Advice needed: What is the fastest way to get Covid-19? - 10-16-2020, 07:16 AM

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Mark 8:23-24
23 And he took the blind man by the hand, and led him out of the town; and when he had spit on his eyes, and put his hands upon him, he asked him if he saw ought.
24 And he looked up, and said, I see men as trees, walking.

A wonderful example of Christ's healing power, not only of blindness but plague and demons too.

Philosophical Transactions (1683-1775), Volume 35, Page 449
Mr. Will. Chesselden, F. R. S., St. Thomas's Hospital, London.
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Default Re: Advice needed: What is the fastest way to get Covid-19? - 10-16-2020, 02:36 PM

I am home again and I feel horrible. How can I be sure this is Covid-19 and not something else?


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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Default Re: Advice needed: What is the fastest way to get Covid-19? - 10-16-2020, 03:59 PM

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I am home again and I feel horrible. How can I be sure this is Covid-19 and not something else?
There seem to be so many symptoms of this little bug that it's hard to tell. Did you have lunch or any other refreshments at the Buffalo Center, Brother Cranky? Because it might be food poisoning.


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But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Default Re: Advice needed: What is the fastest way to get Covid-19? - 10-16-2020, 05:07 PM

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Do you mean Brother Larry? He’s the one who introduced me to Freehold when I was visiting upstate New York to help local police departments determine which predominantly black neighborhoods had gangs in them (spoiler alert: all of them dangit). He is a nice NICE fellow. Does he have COVID?
The last I know about Brother Larry, he went deep undercover penetrating some homosexual gangs in the New York City. Haven't heard from him since, which worries me but I always keep him close in my prayers.
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I am home again and I feel horrible. How can I be sure this is Covid-19 and not something else?
You should request a helicopter to the Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, just in case. After all, now that President Trump had the coronavirus, every infected American will be receiving the same treatment as he did, right?
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Default Re: Advice needed: What is the fastest way to get Covid-19? - 10-16-2020, 11:51 PM

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Did you have lunch or any other refreshments at the Buffalo Center, Brother Cranky?
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You should request a helicopter to the Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, just in case.
Biden must run that place. I called them but they hung up on me!

I am tired, have a high fever, a dry cough and I completely lost all sense of taste and smell. Could any of this be Covid-19?


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Default Re: Advice needed: What is the fastest way to get Covid-19? - 10-22-2020, 09:27 AM

I tried for months to get the Chinese novelty virus. I even went so far as to lock myself in my fallout shelter with house staff representatives from all over China. Taipei, Okinawa, Seoul, Phnom Penh, Hanoi. Nothing! Not a single chinawoman was able to infect me. I prayed with them singly, in pairs, even had a big prayer pile a couple of times and not even a sneeze.


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Default Re: Advice needed: What is the fastest way to get Covid-19? - 10-24-2020, 01:27 AM

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I am tired, have a high fever, a dry cough and I completely lost all sense of taste and smell. Could any of this be Covid-19?
One way to check would be to get some radiation inside you, "UV" being ideal I've heard. "High pressure UV" (whatever that means) is the best apparently. Evidently you need to get in inside you somehow (maybe that's the "high pressure" bit?) anyway the point is if that does a number on your symptoms, if they go away in probably a few seconds even! then yes, it was the Covid.

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The means of application was troubling me and I looked something up so 365nm is high pressure or 100nm or 10nm would be the best (what nautical miles' got to do with it beats me, maybe go on a cruise?) and there was another method of getting the radiation which I'm not promoting but it's a 15 day course and according to the box the results are guaranteed.
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I've never seen those particular violet wand attachments before, and had no idea that this was a way of getting the chinese novelty virus. I'll get mine out from under the bed and try it out. I should probably try it on a couple of the maids first, just to make sure it works.


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I haven't heard that ultra violets give..you bat plague but that if you had The Symptoms and took the UV and recovered then, what you had, was..the Corona.

Never having been on a cruise it's difficult for me to recommend that vector but amenities are supposed to be opulent. I can't see any point getting on a boat unless you're actually going somewhere. Did you know they even make bicycles that won't move no matter how hard you pedal? What's the point of that?
Hebrews 11:1e-2a Let us run with patience the race that is set before us, looking unto Jesus
Satan has different ideas. Let's all remain in the same place, pedal ourselves blue-in-the-face dripping all over and look like we're having a stroke, is his idea of a race and Jesus standing there with the medal but no-one turns up for the prize He died to obtain.

"Prizes? Shmryzs!" sums up his attitude. "Why use vowels when you can get a jab of this and see the world rush by without even lifting a finger?" Satan's like that, always wanting something for nothing. When he challenged God it was no different, he seduced the angels (who turned into demons) and they got busy while he sat there cackling. "Ha ha the fools," I can imagine him saying. "I've got them running around doing something they don't want to so I can do something else!" He quaffs some adrenaline. "Ho ho he he ha ha." Watching his creatures go nuts he knows that for them there is no outcome, no prize. No race to win. The race never started: all their machines are bolted to the floor. Soon it will be over. Satan will dump them and they'll all be carted off; then..there will be a beginning. A beginning that lasts for ever. Torment, smoke, tooth gnashing, molten tar, wailing and all that effort for nothing.



Christians are not like that. Jesus offers a prize for an actual race but so many prefer the illusion of engagement and reject Him. For your household staff to receive a blessing I would avoid the lights I suggested which require a high voltage supply but I think there a smaller battery models available. On the other hand, if you considered the cruise option I've heard there's some great deals for a Caribbean and The Bahamas jaunt which they'd appreciate. Probably a bit cold for Alaska but Rio and Tierra del Fuego is another option with so many opportunities to spread His blessing to others. As I say though, just going there and then coming straight back or circling around for a week or two doesn't appeal to me so I wouldn't be able to accompany you.
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Default Re: Advice needed: What is the fastest way to get Covid-19? - 10-25-2020, 03:04 PM

I did something unusual. I got a doctor at my house who confirmed I am blessed with the Covid-19!

As soon as the doctor started babbling about ventilators and medicine I kicked him out. He must have been confusing me with a Biden voter.

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I haven't heard that ultra violets give you bat plague but that if you had The Symptoms and took the UV and recovered then, what you had, was the Corona.
I am not looking for any cures. If Jesus want's me to suffer, I will suffer (Romans 8:17)!

I feel truly horrible. I am in a lot of pain, especially when I try to breathe. Perhaps Jesus will finally allow me to go to Heaven.

My door is always open in case anyone also want to be blessed with the Covid-19!


Advice needed: What is the fastest way to get Covid-19?
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Default Re: Advice needed: What is the fastest way to get Covid-19? - Yesterday, 12:42 AM

So much blessing from God that you caught it; think of all those losers who forgot about Him and suffered. One leader stands out here. Of course I'm thinking of King Asa. What did he have? Gangrene? Chronic venous insufficiency? Diabetes? God knew and God acted!
II Chronicles 16:12-14b And Asa in the thirty and ninth year of his reign was diseased in his feet, until his disease was exceeding great: yet in his disease he sought not to the LORD, but to the physicians. And Asa slept with his fathers, and died in the one and fortieth year of his reign. And they buried him in his own sepulchres, which he had made for himself
This is a blessing in disguise; how much blessing can flow out from God? Enough to make us delirious? These were my thoughts reading about Asa but thinking isn't necessary and unhinged ravings have nothing to teach us about God.
II Timothy 1:7-9a For God hath not given us the spirit of fear; but of power, and of love, and of a sound mind. Be not thou therefore ashamed of the testimony of our Lord, nor of me his prisoner: but be thou partaker of the afflictions of the gospel according to the power of God; Who hath saved us
Again a blessing in disguise; everyone can see this. Well, maniacs probably can't and some of the stuff out there sends people doolally waving their arms around like Hitler and generally seeming flipped out (quite apart from what they actually say) but that is not God. Those are not people under His dominion. They are not part of The Kingdom any more than Asa was.
Psalm 103:19-22 The LORD hath prepared his throne in the heavens; and his kingdom ruleth over all. Bless the LORD, ye his angels, that excel in strength, that do his commandments, hearkening unto the voice of his word. Bless ye the LORD, all ye his hosts; ye ministers of his, that do his pleasure. Bless the LORD, all his works in all places of his dominion: bless the LORD, O my soul.
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