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Arrow CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2008! - 08-30-2007, 03:30 PM

Because it looks like our plans for President-For-Life Bush aren't working out, we have decided to create a voter's guide for the 2008 presidential election.

REPUBLICANS: John McCain / Sarah Palin

MEET JOHN MCCAIN


ALSO KNOWN AS "JOHN MCSAME"
  • Bush's favorite Candidate: Bush even wanted him for Vice President






TOUGH ON FOREIGNERS
  • Supports a HUNDRED YEAR CRUSADE!
Q: President Bush has talked about our staying in Iraq for 50 years — ” interupted by McCain: “Make it a hundred.”
  • His spiritual guide says American was founded for the purpose of conquering the Islamic world:


  • Has the courage to stand up against the yellow peril: “I hate the gooks, and I will hate them for as long as I live . . . and you can quote me.” -John McCain (source)
  • Hates France so much he supports renaming "French Fries" "If you want to call them freedom fries, that's fine with me" -John McCain (Source)
FRIEND OF TRUE CHRISTIANS
  • Proud to be endorsed by Pastor John Hagee! "All I can tell you is I'm very proud to have pastor Hagee's support." - John McCain.
  • Supports Intelligent Design (source)
  • ENDORSED BY SAM BROWNBACK: "Perhaps more than anyone, the person responsible for John McCain’s turnabout is Kansas Senator Sam Brownback, the evangelical-turned-Catholic religious conservative who endorsed McCain shortly after ending his own presidential campaign in October." (Source)
  • Rated 0% by the ACLU, 0% and 83% by the Christian Coalition. Rated 0% by the League of Conservation Voters.
  • Voted to impeach Bill Clinton. TWICE! "Mr. Chief Justice, I intend to vote to convict the President of the United States on both articles of impeachment" - John McCain (Source)
KEEPING OUR ECONOMY STRONG
  • Rated 100% by the pro-free-market CATO Institute, and rated 15% by the AFL-CIO.
  • Support's Bush's social security plan
  • Supports Bush's idea to sell our seaports to Dubai:
Dubia "should have control of some of our terminals" because "it's freer than China..." (Hey, he hates gooks, remember!) (Source)




STRONG ON WHITE RIGHTS
  • "I voted against the recognition of Dr. Martin Luther King" --John McCain
  • Confederate Flag: "Personally, I see the flag as symbol of heritage" --John McCain
  • National Voter Registration Act: Voted against. Agrees with us that too many people are voting. (Source)
Tough on Feminazis
  • Agrees that Hillary Clinton is a "Bitch". Video here
QUOTES

"Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because Janet Reno is her father." - John McCain (source)

MEET SARAH PALIN

READY TO LEAD ON DAY ONE

While we obviously don't have to worry about John McCain dieing or being unable to preform his duties due to ill health, it's still reassuring to know that, a heart-beat away from the presidency, is someone with a world of experience. Sarah Palin was elected governor in 2006, meaning she has at least a year of experience, and also has many years of experience serving as mayor of Wasilla, Alaska (population 8,471).








TRUE CONSERVATIVECREATIONISM, aka the "Adam's Rib Theory".


Sarah Palin supports teaching the Adam's Rib Theory in public schools.

ABORTION

Gov. Palin has been described as an anti-abortion 'zealot' who believes that the victims of rape and incest should be subjugated by law to forced pregnancy and required to give birth to their assailant's child, as the Bible commands. Sarah Palin is a woman who is willing to sentence a woman to prison if she refused to give birth to the child of a man who raped her.

And of course she opposes stem-cell research.

WORKING CLASS

Self-described as "an everyday, working-class American" with a net-worth of $1.2 million and owning "a half-million-dollar home on a lake with a float-plane at the dock, two vacation retreats...and an income last year of at least $230,000". (Source)

FISCAL POLICY

By choosing a Governor of Alaska as his running mate, John McCain clearly states that his youthful flirtation with "anti-pork spending" communism are long behind him.

Alaska has the second highest federal spending-to-tax ratios, at 1.89: that means for every dollar Alaska pays in taxes, it gets almost two dollars from the federal govenment. Clearly Alaskan politicians are fiscal geniuses and Mayor Palin is the best of them. With an Alaskan Vice-President, we'll be able to mooch enough government cheese from the United Nations to pay off the National Debt.

For an example of how Alaskans do it, see the 315,000,000 dollar "Bridge to nowhere", as long as the Golden Gate Bridge, which will be built to link a town with a population of 7,000 to a village of 50.

Sarah Palin was a supporter of the bridge, only changing her mind when the Federal Government refused to pay for it.



No doubt when she's Vice President, we will see this shining example of progress being built:



CHARACTER

Compassionate conservative catfighter: Listen to Sarah Palin's agreeing laughter as a radio host talks about the Alaskan State Senate President, a cancer-survivor from Palin's hometown:



At the end of the host calling her a "cancer", twice, calling her a "bitch", calling her a bad mother, and making fun of her weight, the host ends the conversation offering to visit Palin.

How does Palin respond? "I'd be honored to have you." (She later returned to the show, with John McCain himself - just yesterday.)

It's going to be great fun watching our Vice President cat-fighting with other world leaders like Benizir Bhutto and that chick who's president of Argentina. MEOW! SCATCH! HISS! "Take that you fat bitch!"

WHAT THIS CHOICE TELLS US ABOUT MCCAIN:

First, McCain is an expert at making quick decisions: McCain and Palin met for the first time last February at a National Governors Association meeting in Washington. Then, they spoke again — by phone — on Sunday while she was at the Alaska state fair and he was at home in Arizona.

Secondly, McCain is a strategic genius, in that he knows women are so stupid they will vote for a cat-fighting, Buchanan-voting, anti-abortion Adams-Rib Theorist all in the name of having a vice-president with a vagina.

DEMOCRATS: Barack Obama / Joe Biden

Barack Obama:

Arguments against:
Arguments for:Joe Biden





Arguments against:
  • Is a Democrat.
OTHERS:

Ron Paul





Arguments for: Against:
  • He's a MALE GYNOCOLOGIST!!!!!
  • Don't waste your vote on him: voting machines have already been programmed to ignore votes cast for him. You shouldn't have angered Diebold, Ronnie!


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Default Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress) - 09-03-2007, 06:16 AM

For the demoncrats, I say this: just put up posters with pictures of Satan on them. After All, voting for Hillary or Obama is the same thing. These people need to be reminded that they're going to Hell.
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Default Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress) - 09-03-2007, 09:10 PM

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Good idea, but as it turns out the local chapter of the Young Republicans are already two steps ahead. Check out this beauty they've started wheatpasting up today:
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Default Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress) - 09-06-2007, 05:21 PM

I am disgusted that you would include Rudy JOOliani in the list of Republican candidates. He is not a REAL Republican. He's a JOO-lovin', Mary-worshiping, Homo-huggin', anti-business LIEberal ABORTIONIST that MASQUERADES as a Republican to impose his AGENDA of hate, poverty, death, Godlessness, and homosexual sinfullness on OUR CHILDREN!!!

When Rudy isn't busy with his Catholic pedophile anal-rape cult, he's out harrassing honest businesspeople like Michael Milken and Leona Helmsley.

Here is a column from about how Rudy trumped up charges to punish hard-working, innovative, legitimate businesspeople to further his own career and pimp for the Catholic Church and LIEberal culture of poverty...

http://www.vdare.com/roberts/070510_giuliani.htm

Disgusting. We don't need more trumped up charges to harrass America's hard-working and job-creating business community. What we need are more prosecutions of lazy, Mary-worshiping, LIEberal unionists and ACLU types. But that would put a crimp in Rudy's chances for his pedophile friends to bugger little altar boys and his JOO friends to run the banks and the international Jewish Conspiracy from JOO York City, wouldn't it? WOULDN'T IT?!!??!!
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Default Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress) - 09-06-2007, 06:07 PM

I get that he isn't perfect, but this particular accusation:

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Is totally uncalled for. I dare you or anyone to provide ANY evidence of Rudy being soft on homosexuality.


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Default Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress) - 09-06-2007, 09:58 PM

Are you kiddin' me, Trent? We're talking about the same Rudy Giuliani, right? This one....




From the New York Daily News, printed on March 8, 2004

Rudy opposes gay nups ban
By James Gordon Meek, Daily News Washington Bureau

WASHINGTON - Rudy Giuliani came out yesterday against President Bush's call for a ban on gay marriage.

The former mayor, who Vice President Cheney joked the other night is after his job, vigorously defended the President on his post-9/11 leadership but made clear he disagrees with Bush's proposal to rewrite the Constitution to outlaw gays and lesbians from tying the knot.

"I don't think it's ripe for decision at this point," he said on NBC's "Meet the Press."

"I certainly wouldn't support [a ban] at this time," added Giuliani, who lived with a gay Manhattan couple when he moved out of Gracie Mansion during his nasty divorce.
Giuliani took his gay rights stance just as speculation hits a fever pitch that he's in line to replace Cheney on Bush's ticket.

Cheney and New York Sen. Hillary Clinton fueled the vice presidential talk at Saturday night's Gridiron Dinner in Washington.

To a mock question from the audience asking Cheney to step aside for someone with "new energy and vitality," the veep turned to Giuliani and zinged: "You need to do a better job of disguising your handwriting."

Asked yesterday whether he would run with Bush if Cheney stepped aside, the mayor-turned-businessman mimicked Marlon Brando in "The Godfather": "An offer I couldn't refuse, right?" But he didn't say no.

Giuliani conceded he's "out of sync" with his party's conservative base, but likened himself to other moderate GOP stars like Gov. Pataki and Calif. Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger.

And while he was cagey on the veep talk, the former mayor said he will run for elected office again, but didn't say which one.

Giuliani is considered a leading GOP hopeful in the 2008 presidential race, though he may decide to challenge Clinton in her 2006 Senate reelection bid.

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Default Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress) - 09-07-2007, 10:32 AM

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Are you kiddin' me, Trent? We're talking about the same Rudy Giuliani, right? This one....
Well, there may be some confusion about his line on sodomite "marriage", but there's no ambiguity about his position on sodomite rioters: he supports them 100%.

Does this seem like a man we can trust to defend America from terror? Sure, he may claim to be "against" Al-Qaeda, but if they started kissing each other and teamed up with the Gay Liberation Front to launch a terrifying Islamic Queer Rebellion in the heartland of Middle America, he'd probably hail them as "freedom fighters." The man is an enemy of Freedom and that's all there is to it.


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Default Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress) - 09-20-2007, 03:41 PM

Why Fred Thompson is Uniquely Qualified to be the GOP’s Nominee

By DAVID MICHAEL GREEN

Thank goodness that Fred Thompson came riding to the rescue this week. Finally there is hope for a party which otherwise gives all appearances of heading for a political train-wreck of once-per-century proportions. At this rate, pretty soon the Republicans will be losing votes to the Whigs.

What a perfect choice Thompson is for the GOP. He’s got everything Republicans require in a president. First of all, he’s an actor, which is what Saint Reagan was.

Second, like the same former president, Thompson is “folksy”. Really, really folksy. He likes to describe himself as just a country lawyer from Tennessee. Maybe he’ll rent that red pickup truck again he used to get elected to the Senate in 1994. Never mind his eight years in the Senate. He’s a Washington “outsider”. Like Reagan! Only different.

Thompson...earned over a million bucks as a Washington lobbyist....It was a folksy kind of lobbying, anyhow, and that’s the main thing. Especially when he successfully helped to persuade Congress to deregulate savings and loan institutions in the early 80s. That turned out well, eh?! Or how about the lobbying work he did to help prevent a London-based reinsurance company from getting stuck with asbestos claims? Very down home. Very Tennessee, Jed.

His kids have now become lobbyists, too! Of course, they would never trade on their father’s name or influence in their work. It’s all just a coincidence that they followed that career path. And, besides, whenever they’re busy not trading on their Poppa Bear’s name as they do their lobbying work, they make sure to do it in a really folksy way.

As it happens, Thompson more than came through for Nixon, which amply demonstrates his bona fides per the fourth important criterion crucial to a GOP president: He’s clearly willing to destroy anything necessary, including the Constitution and even the country itself, if that would help the party [of Jesus]. During Watergate, he was taking instructions from the White House – you know, the very folks under investigation – as to how to question witnesses like John Dean...

But wait, there’s more! A fifth Thompson qualification...He loves tax cuts for the wealthy and free trade, thinks that global warming is a hoax, wants to overturn Roe, is big on the Iraq war, beats up on immigrants, and makes the NRA happy at every turn. What more could we ask of the guy? He even said he would have pardoned Scooter Libby right away, had Bush not beaten him to it. Now, those are some serious credentials!

But perhaps most importantly of all...read his lips!...to wild applause at the Young Republicans national convention a month ago: “I'm getting tired of having to apologize for the United States of America around the world. I'm tired of other people's perceptions that we need to apologize.” Damn straight, Fredo! You tell ‘em!

The whole world’s against us! We’re always right! We need to be proud and unthinking! When in doubt, kick some ass! No more wimps in the White House, especially not Democrats, who, Thompson said in the same speech, are “driving over a left-wing cliff”. You mean like Hillary, Fred? That radical anarcho-syndicalist lesbian terrorist Democrat? Then he added, to more huge applause, “I don't think the people are going to turn the keys of this country over to the party of despair”...The Young Turks at the convention were beside themselves. Now here’s a guy who speaks their language!

[On the down side] ...Described in the media as a ‘trophy-wife’, the curvy blonde looks a lot closer to twenty-five than the forty she’s supposed to be. She’s also a gal who appears to have something of her own opinion about things, and that doesn’t really fly well with the boys down at the barber shop. Just ask Hillary.

Mrs. Fred, moreover, also seems to have a bit too healthy of an independent streak when it comes to that whole thing about paying your bills. So much so, in fact, that there have been no fewer than three court orders (that we know of) attempting to force her to pay what she owes. In two cases her wages had to be garnished, and one of those apparently still hasn’t been resolved, as she simply upped and left for another job.

Besides, consider the alternatives. Regressive drag queens like McCain, Giuliani or Romney, total snoozers like Brownback or Huckabee, rarely seen apparitions like Gilmore (who?)...Thompson came along just in time. ...voters were getting so desperate, they were just about to turn to a little-known senator from Idaho and run him for president as their dark-horse champion. Unfortunately, he seems to be unavailable at the moment.

Unless, of course, you happen to be reading this in an airport men’s room.

David Michael Green is a professor of political science at Hofstra University in New York.


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Default Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress) - 10-10-2007, 04:24 AM

Mitt Romney is in third place, but once he finds Jesus and leaves his Mormon cult, he might become relevant. First of all I like his unofficial slogan "No to Obama-Osama and Chelsea's Mama", and now here's a video of him bravely withstanding assaults from a pothead who thinks being a crip gives him an excuse to engage in reefer-madness.



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Default Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress) - 10-17-2007, 11:43 PM

You know, I just can't turn my back on Rudy. He's all about loyalty, so I guess I have to be loyal to him.

And look at how direct he is with answering questions:

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During a town hall meeting in Exeter, a young questioner asked the former New York mayor about his plan to protect Earth.

"If (there's) something living on another planet and it's bad and it comes over here, what would you do?" the boy asked.

Giuliani, grin on his face, said it was the first time he's been asked about an intergalactic attack.

"Of all the things that can happen in this world, we'll be prepared for that, yes we will. We'll be prepared for anything that happens," said Giuliani, who spent the day campaigning in the key early voting state.
He directly answered this question with his brilliant master plan: be prepared for absolutely anything.

Be ready for space bees, be ready for space dogs, be ready for space dogs-with-bees-in-their-mouths-and-when-they-bark-they-shoot-bees-at-you: be prepared for anything!

Tip for investors: buy stocks in factories that produce tinfoil hats, salt-launchers (we have to be prepared for slug-aliens) giant flyswatters, and so on. For all you liberals who whined about Reagan spending your tax money on "Star Wars", you ain't seen nothin' yet!

Plus, the fact that he calls anything from another planet "intergalactic" shows he isn't in bed with the liberal-bias scientists who believe that "planets" and "galaxies" are different things. Eggheads.


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Default Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress) - 10-21-2007, 04:39 PM

To add to Mitt Romney's section:

What Mormons believe:



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Default Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress) - 11-08-2007, 12:53 AM

More on Mitt Romney:

"A vote for Romney is a vote for Satan"

Some members of the GOP's largest voting bloc, like Florida preacher Bill Keller, think a Mormon in the White House would mean more souls going to hell.

By Michael Scherer

Nov. 6, 2007 | TAMPA, Fla. -- From the back room of a dilapidated used-car dealership, the televangelist Bill Keller has spent the past eight years battling to save the souls of men. In addition to his daily television broadcast in central Florida, his Web site, LivePrayer.com, has an e-mail list of about 2.4 million, and every day he says he receives some 40,000 electronic messages from people seeking the healing power of prayer to help their finances, health or relationships.

"It's kind of a mix between O'Reilly and Dr. Phil, but with a biblical worldview," Keller said of his ministry. When he met me late last month in his office, where the detached bucket seats of a compact car are the chairs, he was dressed in a red and black Michael Jordan tracksuit, with the zipper lowered halfway down his bare chest. At 49, he now keeps his hair peroxided platinum to hide the gray. "If people don't like what I say, go argue with God, don't argue with me," he told me. "I didn't write the book."

People often don't like what Keller says. A regional figure with national aspirations, he has called Oprah Winfrey a "new-age witch," the Koran "a book of fables," and the prophet Mohammed a "murdering pedophile"...his passion is unabated, and in recent months, Keller has focused his biblical fire on a new target, Mitt Romney. Keller opposes Romney because the Republican presidential contender is a Mormon.

"A vote for Romney is a vote for Satan," Keller declared in his daily e-mail devotional last May. His reasoning went like this: Romney's election would serve as a giant advertisement for a competing religion, Mormonism, which Keller and others believe has falsely portrayed itself as another form of Christianity in an effort to find converts. "He would influence people to seek out the Mormon faith," Keller predicted of a Romney presidency. "They would get sucked into those lies and they would eventually die and go to hell."

...his biblical reasoning is mainstream for many of the nation's Christian evangelicals, who make up about 40 percent of the Republican Party. Large denominations like the Southern Baptist Convention have long considered Mormonism to be a cult, not a true path to salvation....25 percent of Republicans say they are reluctant to vote for a candidate who is Mormon. Among white evangelicals who attend church weekly, 41 percent are reluctant to vote for a Mormon...

"The Jesus and God of the Book of Mormon are not the Jesus and God of the bible," explains Dr. Robert Jeffress, who pastors the 10,500-person First Baptist Church in Dallas. At a sermon in September, Jeffress warned that people risk damnation if they mistake Romney's faith for the true Christianity. "It is a big deal if anybody names another way to be saved except through Jesus Christ," he said.



Jeffress shares Keller's concern that a Romney presidency could promote Mormonism, adding credibility to the thousands of Mormon missionaries who go door to door. "It could legitimize it," said Jeffress in an interview. However, he also said he could see a situation in which he voted in a general election for Romney. The evangelical dilemma in the 2008 election, he said, may well come down to the choice between "an incompetent believer and a competent infidel."

Janet Folger, the founder of Faith2Action.org who helped organize a recent Values Voter Debate in Florida, says she has spoken to many other Christian leaders who fear that the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints will exploit a Romney candidacy. "They are using it as a recruitment tool right now," she said. "We are talking about some real core values of the Christian faith."

Robert Taylor, the dean of Bob Jones University, a religious school in South Carolina that teaches that Mormonism is a cult...understands the concerns of his friends who worry that a Romney presidency could lead to more Mormon conversions....

Back in the Tampa used-car lot, there was no debate. Keller, the televangelist, remained convinced that a Mormon president will lead to more lost souls. And his fury is no longer just directed at Romney. He calls those Christian leaders who support Romney "Judases" and clowns. "They all come back and say, we're looking for the best president. He's the commander in chief, not the pastor in chief, blah blah blah," Keller said. "What they have done is, they have totally dismissed the fact that this guy's influence is going to lead people to hell."

For Keller, the ministry is all in the numbers. By his own estimate, he has saved hundreds of thousands of souls through his Web site, e-mails and call-in television program, which is set to return to a national broadcast in January. It's a quest that began for him in federal prison, where he was sentenced in 1988 to 30 months for insider trading. There, he rediscovered religion and began taking correspondence courses through Jerry Falwell's Liberty University. Ever since, he has been "literally battling for the souls of men, 24/7, 365."


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Default Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress) - 11-08-2007, 01:54 PM

Even MORE on the cultist Romney. Apparently he was advertising on some websites that celebrate and endorse sodomy, but later "yanked"!

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Calling it an accident, GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney has pulled down several of his campaign advertisements from the popular Web portal Gay.com. Banner ads saying “Mitt Romney for President—Vote Team Mitt!” appeared on the site at least 32,000 times in August.

Romney’s aides have told the NY Times that they didn’t know who in the campaign made the ad buy, which has been documented by the Nielsen Online AdRelevance monitoring service. The aides said Romney campaign ads are not supposed to appear on dating or “alternative lifestyle” sites.

Romney is anti-gay marriage, and was quick to rebuke Sen. Larry Craig after his gay sex foibles this summer.

Thousands of “Romney for President” ads have also appeared on FanFiction.net, a site used by those who like to write stories about their favorite real characters (some of which involve X-rated situations between the likes of Harry Potter and Hermione Granger).
Well that settles it. Romney is courting the queer vote as well as the witch vote. Disgusting!!


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Mitt Romney just gained a point: here he is introducing a new slogan to the conservative movement:

BETTER DEAD THAN GAY!
"I believe that the development of children is enhanced by having a male and a female as part of their upbringing in their home.

Even when there's a divorce, you still have a mom and a dad.

And even where one member of the partnership may pass away, the memory and the characteristics of that gender, of that partner influence the development of a child."


So if someone is showing signs of having been recruited into the homosexual agenda, it's better that they die. For the children, of course.


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Well, of all things, it turns out that John McCain of all people has gained some relevance. Here he is answering a "Beat the bitch" query (which got thunderous applause from the entire room) with "That's a good question".



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Default Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress) - 11-17-2007, 10:38 AM

You know what? I think desperate times call for desperate measures. If Mitt Romney converts people to his Mormon cult, we can always convert them back to Christ. If The Demonrats take over, everything is destroyed and all our children go to hell.

Thomson may be the best representative of the Republican Party, but his campaign isn't taking off like Mitt Romney's is. I think I'm going to have to get strategic, hold my nose, and switch my support to Romney.

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Default Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress) - 11-17-2007, 02:12 PM

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I think I'm going to have to get strategic, hold my nose, and switch my support to Romney.

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I checked all the polls, and Fred Thomson is still in second place....Behind my candidate, Guilianni.

If you really wanted to be strategic, you'd be supporting Guiliani. Now, I'm just as strongly against cross-dressing and baby-murdering as anyone else here, but even George W Bush was a party animal before he got the nomination. I tell you, at the RNC they must inject something or supply pills or surgically remove some gland somewhere or something because everybody, no matter how bad their previous sins, becomes saintly once they got the nomination.

And you know what else I like about Rudy? He talks about 9/11 even more than the other candidates do. I bet when Guiliani is president, he'll change the calendar, so there will only be one day in the year: September 11th. Every day will be September 11th, New Year's Eve, and New Year's Day all at once.

Well, I hope, anyway.


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Default Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress) - 11-17-2007, 04:26 PM

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And you know what else I like about Rudy? I talks about 9/11 even more than the other candidates do. I bet when Guiliani is president, he's change the calendar, so there will only be one day in the year: September 11th. Every day will be September 11th, New Year's Eve, and New Year's Day all at once.

Well, I hope, anyway.
Once again Jew-Liani betrays his secularist war on Christmas agenda. If the man had an ounce of morality, he'd change the calendar so every day would be September 11th and Christmas all at once, nevermind this Jew Queer's Gay nonsense. It'd be beautiful, we could get together with our families and exchange 9/11 gifts, and then all fall silent in honour of the victims of Christmas 2001.


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Default Re: LBC 2008 Voters Guide! (work in progress) - 11-19-2007, 12:35 AM

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Once again Jew-Liani betrays his secularist war on Christmas agenda. If the man had an ounce of morality, he'd change the calendar so every day would be September 11th and Christmas all at once, nevermind this Jew Queer's Gay nonsense. It'd be beautiful, we could get together with our families and exchange 9/11 gifts, and then all fall silent in honour of the victims of Christmas 2001.

With so many excellent candidates lined up on the Republican side (with the exception of Ron Paul), I'm still a little confused about who to support.

Which reminds me: last night I attended a rally with local Republicans here in Wacko, Texas. I didn't get much chance to discuss the issues, but I did snap some great photos:



Well, I'll be keeping an open mind. With any luck, Bush will be declared president-for-life, and the whole argument becomes mute.

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