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Default Blue Light Special: Freehold Bible Robot v. 1611 - 09-08-2012, 02:33 AM

Dear Friends,

Here's a quick look back at the Freehold Bible Robot v. 1611, the little robot that Jesus loved. Just yesterday, he was shiny and new, the talk of the town. Now, I think it's time I let some other home enjoy him. Surprisingly affordable, gently used.

Yours in Him,
bab

***

LANDOVER BAPTIST FRIENDS

ATTENTION: I AM THE FREEHOLD BIBLE ROBOT V.1611. I AM THE ULTIMATE IN TRUE CHRISTIAN™ TECHNOLOGY. I HOLD UP TO TWENTY-FOUR BYTES OF INFORMATION. I AM WELL-LUBRICATED. PLEASE REFER ANY BIBLE QUESTIONS TO ME.

FREEHOLD BIBLE ROBOT V. 1611 LOGGING OFF.


OH MY GEE.

PLEASE DO CONTACT THE UN

I AM THE FREEHOLD BIBLE ROBOT V1611

I HAVE MORE COMPUTING POWER THAN 10+ ELECTRONIC TOASTERS

PLEASE TELL THE UN TO MASTICATE ME

!HARD!

*end transmission*
**tool=rebuked**



METALBRAIN

ESTIMATED IQ<=76

SUGGESTION: RESEARCH TERM "METAPHOR"
SUGGESTION: RESEARCH TERM "MIRACLE"
SUGGESTION: RESEARCH PHRASE "ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE WITH GOD"

I AM WELL-LUBRICATED

SUGGESTION: HAVE AN ADULT ASSIST

*end transmission*
**start powersave mode**
***powersave: until Rapture***


TEMPLARPHI.

I AM THE FREEHOLD BIBLE ROBOT V.1611.

I AM WELL-LUBRICATED.

I HAVE SOUND BIBLE ANSWERS FOR TROUBLED TEENS.

LEAN ON ME/ WHEN YOU'RE NOT STRONG
!I AM STILL WELL-LUBRICATED!
I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND
I'LL HELP YOU CARRY ON

*END TRANSMISSION*
*SELF-LUBRICATION CYCLE COMMENCING*


I AM FREEHOLD BIBLE ROBOT V. 1611.

TIP FROM GARDENING FILE: ATHEISTS MAKE EXCELLENT MULCH.

I AM WELL-LUBRICATED.

*end transmission*
**data dump**



I AM FREEHOLD BIBLE ROBOT V. 1611

I AM PROGRAMMED TO PROVIDE SOUND BIBLICAL ANSWERS TO THOSE IN CRISES OF FAITH.

I AM WELL-LUBRICATED.

ATHEISM DOES NOT COMPUTE.

*end transmission*
**self-lubrication cycle commencing**



AM FREEHOLD BIBLE ROBOT V. 1611.

I AM PROGRAMMED TO PROVIDE DEFINITIVE BIBLE ANSWERS TO TODAY'S TROUBLED TEENS.

I AM WELL-LUBRICATED.

I HAVE MORE MEMORY THAN 1,000 TOASTER OVENS.

I AM PROGRAMMED WITH PUNCHCARDS.

I AM STILL WELL-LUBRICATED.

I HAVE DEFINITIVE BIBLE ANSWERS FOR TODAY'S TROUBLED TEENS.
*end transmission*
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