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Angry Klingon threatening Godly oil companies - 04-11-2008, 02:39 PM

Well, she finally has shown her real face. When she won't be under sniper fire, she will try to destroy the US oil industry.

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Clinton says would probe energy majors on oil prices
04.10.08, 7:47 PM ET


United States - HOPEWELL TOWNSHIP, Pa, April 10 (Reuters) - Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said Thursday that if elected she would investigate whether oil companies are manipulating markets to boost their profits.

In a speech to the Beaver County Democrats banquet in Hopewell Township, Pennsylvania, Clinton said the price of a barrel of oil has risen from about $20 to around $110 during the administration of President. Bush.
Beaver country. Probe.

Anyway, this kind of slander, libel, backstabbing, and whatnot, is what True Christians™ will NOT STAND FOR! It's not Mr. Bush's fault that those towelheads keep terrorising the rest of the world.

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"We're going to investigate the energy traders ... We've got to look into that, make it transparent... We don't really know what's going on," she said.
INDEED! You don't know what is going on; you don't have a CLUE.

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Default Re: Klingon threathening Godly oil companies - 04-11-2008, 05:27 PM

This is very sad news, but I am not surprised one bit. This is exactly the kind of activity we should expect from a FEMALE politician who 1) is FEMALE, and 2) associated with and befriended (yes, that kind of "befriended") lesbians at Yale.
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Default Re: Klingon threathening Godly oil companies - 04-12-2008, 02:05 PM

Well that's a typical feminazi for you. Point the finger at everyone else. How could any reasonable person think that our current high oil prices are in any way President Bush's fault? Or anything else for that matter!

I blame the Clinton voodoo economics policies for the mess we're in. And if Hillary the bulldyke gets in office, you can rest assured that we'll revert back to the nightmares of the mid-1990's once again!


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Default Re: Klingon threatening Godly oil companies - 04-12-2008, 02:41 PM

I really don't want another clinton in power of the world. By the way i was just wondering what does Pastor actually mean
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Default Re: Klingon threatening Godly oil companies - 04-12-2008, 04:11 PM

Typical lie-berals. When they're not promoting moral permissiveness, they're using the nanny state to micromanage our lives.


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Default Re: Klingon threatening Godly oil companies - 04-13-2008, 12:38 AM

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He means that all the carpets in the White House had to be replaced when Bush took office. Let me tell you, from all the rug munching and stains it was a mess – not to mention the expense to the taxpayers.

Bill Clinton is still going around claiming that he "balanced" the budget. Nothing could be further from the truth. That was a one time anomaly from the effects of the Clinton "Dot Com" bubble before it burst. George W. Bush has been trying to clean it up ever since he took office.


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Default Re: Klingon threatening Godly oil companies - 04-13-2008, 12:42 AM

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The definition of "Pastor" can be found HERE, courtesy of Pastor Pistle.


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Default Re: Klingon threatening Godly oil companies - 04-13-2008, 02:44 AM

So...you're all happy with the price of oil,then?


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So...you're all happy with the price of oil,then?
It's the price we have to pay for world peace woman! And yes, I do feel proud every time I fill her up, a sensation those Ukranians might miss out on.


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Default Re: Klingon threatening Godly oil companies - 04-13-2008, 03:56 AM

You people really ought to be more careful when you name your threads! You had me all excited, I thought you were talking about actual Klingons! Please take into consideration the excitable nature of us Nerds before you title your threads.


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Default Re: Klingon threatening Godly oil companies - 04-13-2008, 04:32 AM

Both of the Clintons are witches who have been conclusively proven to be infested with DEMONS! A vote for HELLery is a vote for witchcraft, as you will learn from this excellent article:
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CLINTON'S FATAL LEADERSHIP -- PART 6E -- INTENSE RAGE NOTED IN BOTH BILL AND HILLARY -- VERY TYPICAL FOR ILLUMINIST WITCHES
Subtitle: Former Agent FBI Agent, Gary Aldrich, noted many examples of unbelievable rage flowing out of Bill, Hillary, and White House staffers, in his book, "Unlimited Access". This torrent of rage is typical for anyone heavily involved in the occult, but far more pronounced in anyone who is an Illuminist witch.

Throughout his book, "Unlimited Access", former FBI Agent Gary Aldrich was continuously noticing an unbelievable and very unusual, torrent of rage flowing from Bill, Hillary, and their White House staff. Aldrich suspected that much of this flood of rage was the result of people taking drugs, especially cocaine, and he was partially right. However, this type of rage is also very typical of a person who is a practicing witch, or one who is an Illuminist witch. Therefore, we have one more bit of proof that Bill and Hillary are practicing Illuminist witches.

"UNLIMITED ACCESS", GARY ALDRICH
1. "The Clintons are not as they appear to be ..." [p. xiv] While Aldrich had no idea that Bill and Hillary were practicing witches, he did see the duplicitous nature which all Satanists cultivate. Keep this key fact in mind throughout this article "The Clintons are not as they appear to be ..."
2. She [Hillary] is more powerful than Bill. She's a 4th, he's a 3rd.Time after time, you will see strong evidences that Hillary is a more powerful witch, even though Bill occupies the Presidency. You will see Hillary chafe under this reality.
3. "The White House has a completely amoral worldview." [p. xiv] -- As does the Illuminati. Remember, for them the 'ends justify the means'. All practicing witches have this amoral worldview, where they believe nothing is essentially forbidden, especially if they want it. "The Clinton crowd justified their behavior by their power -- and the limits of their power and behavior were, in their own eyes, nonexistent." [p. 32] [Illuminati]

SPECIFIC INSTANCES OF THE CLINTON'S OUT-OF-CONTROL FURY AND HATRED
4. "After taking the oath, Bill and Hillary Clinton were taken to a holding room in the Capitol building. Minutes passed while everyone waited for bill and Hillary to emerge to commence the inaugural festivities. A Capitol Hill police officer was ordered to inform the Clintons that everyone was ready and waiting. The Policeman knocked and opened the door of the holding room. He immediately shut it, beating a hasty retreat. Hillary Clinton was screaming at her husband in what was described as 'uncontrolled and unbridled fury'. [She wanted to set up her office in the space reserved for the Vice President]. The Capitol Hill police and the Secret Service quickly conferred about intervening if it appeared the president's life might be threatened by the first lady! The question before them, was 'How much physical abuse is too much physical abuse?' "
Surely, no one could argue that this type of behavior is "normal" in any way, shape, or form. Even a person who has a really bad temper would NOT be attacking the President of the United States verbally and physically, to the point where the Secret Service and Capitol Police were forced to consult among themselves if they should intervene to prevent the First Lady from killing the President! This is Satanic fury. But, as Doc Marquis points out, Hillary was justified from the occult point of view:
By Illuminati perspective, she should have her own office, since she outranked him as a 4th level witch. This type of behavior is also i indicative of demonic possession. This type of absolute demon-inspired fury is very typical of someone who is thoroughly into the occult.
Hillary must have been possessed of supernatural energy and strength, but Bill should have been strong enough to keep her from physically attacking him so vigorously that the Secret Service was afraid she might kill him. However, if we assume Hillary is a powerful witch, the demonic force within her would have given her enough strength to kill Bill. History is replete with examples of a demonically possessed person suddenly getting supernatural strength [Matthew 8:28; Mark 5:1-15, especially verse 3].
This incident strongly implies that Bill did nothing to defend himself. At least, Aldrich does not record any defensive response from Bill. But, if you understand Marquis' assertion that Hillary outranks Bill, you would understand his reluctance to fight back against a superior! Once again, the unexplainable becomes perfectly understandable once you realize the powerful witchcraft of both Bill and Hillary Clinton, and once you understand that Hillary outranks Bill.
5. "Too many people in the Clinton White House couldn't control their tempers [demons] or their tongues ... [one particular staffer] was frequently sloppy, often arrogant, always disagreeable, and had a reputation for being very inconsiderate. Like so many in the Clinton, including the president, and sadly, the first lady, this staffer was not able to express his thoughts, or make a point, without the use of obscene language and rage ... There were reports that he had fits of raging fury when crossed. He used violent, coarse language as a 'sledge hammer' to bully people ... Because he held a high-level position, it was necessary to interview senior staff ..." [p. 29]
This terribly negative mannerism is typical Illuminati actions and mentality. "I am better than you and will prove it".
Notice that Marquis indicated immediately after the phrase, above ["too many of Clinton's staff could not control their tempers" ] that this type of behavior was indicative of demonic possession. But, we should expect demonic possession if the President and First Lady are powerful Illuminist witches.
6. [Aldrich is speaking to McLarty, White House Counsel about a person working in the White House, who is one of Bill's closest associates. He is the person described in Paragraph 8, above]. "Mr. McLarty, there is the issue of emotional control, sir. This man works in close proximity to the president, and he can't seem to moderate his anger. He can't seem to control his emotions. [Indicative of demon possession] That doesn't necessarily mean he's dangerous, but loss of emotional control, fits of rage, may be warning signs of a bigger problem. Sometimes rage can be attributed to emotional disturbance, and sometimes rage is an indication of illegal drug use. Cocaine, for example, can cause fits of rage in many people. Do you understand now why I would ask these questions, sir?" [p. 31] [Indicative of demon possession; demons of "lust", "anger"]
[Aldrich replies: "... I guess what I am trying to say, sir, is that they [the women] probably resent being forced to listen to his out-of-control screaming, his explosive temper, his vulgarity, his disrespectful attitude to religion, and his obscene references to biological, scatological, and sexual acts, and perversions, all of which seem to be an important part of this man's vocabulary." [p. 32]
This very unusual behavior by this high level Clinton staffer is perfectly understandable once you accept the reality that Bill and Hillary -- and quite a number of their staff -- are powerful practicing witches. This behavior is exactly what one would expect from Illuminist witches.
7. "A senior permanent employee, who I knew to be a strong supporter of the Clintons, had looked forward to meeting her [Hillary]. He held a position that ensured that some day he would. One day he saw Hillary Clinton walking in his direction down a corridor in the OEOB. She looked in no particular hurry, so he though it might be a good time to say hello. She approached Secret Service agents walking several paces behind her. Working up his best smile, he said, 'Good morning, Mrs. Clinton'. She stared right through him. He told me it was as if she had 'pierced his skull with laser beams'." [p. 89]
This type of powerful stare is also very typical of the behavior of a practicing witch. Occultists call this type of Satanic influence, "Charming", noting that it can work both ways, i.e., to bring a person to your side, or to intimidate. Obviously, Hillary was attempting to intimidate in this instance.
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8. "Another permanent staffer tried to explain to him that Hillary was not like any normal first lady preceding her. "When 'Queen Hillary' walks down the hall, you're not supposed to look at her. You're actually supposed to go into an office if there is one nearby. She doesn't want staff 'seeing her'." [p. 89] [Curious. "Queen" is the rank of senior witch over a coven]
The fact that Hillary wanted people to refer to her as "Queen" is another indication that she is an Illuminist witch. Further, no powerful, Illuminist witch would want "mere mortals" to even look at her as she passes down the hallway. This last statement is typical Illuminist.
9. [Bill] Clinton is reportedly also very cold and impersonal to his permanent White House staff, even to the point of ignoring them. The staff reports that he was "haughty" and "arrogant". "The Resident staff told me that Bill Clinton walked right by them every day and looked right through them as if they didn't exist. When he did speak to them, it was it tones they thought were insulting." [p. 143-144] [This is the indicative of the Illuminist superior attitude.]
Now, we see that Bill Clinton treats his staff with the same type of "charming" stare that Hillary used in paragraph 7, above. We can also see that Bill's true attitude ["insulting"] for the regular White House staff is totally out of character with the carefully cultivated Madison Avenue outward appearance they have created. Bill is not the compassionate, "I feel your pain" kind of guy; but, such insulting attitudes toward other people is very typical of an Illuminist witch.
10. "... Hillary Clinton is as bad as the president. She has told her Secret Service Protective Detail agents in public to 'Stay the f--k back, stay the f--k away from me! Don't come within ten yards of me, or else'." [p. 90]. This type of attitude that both Bill and Hillary do not feel the need for Secret Service protection is also a typical attitude of a powerful witch. Such a witch would believe that his or her personal demons would guarantee their safety! Also, please note the arrogant, insulting, and full-of-rage language Hillary uses on the Secret Service people, who are just genuinely trying to do their jobs as prescribed by law.
Witchcraft, drugs, and perverted sex in the White House, or a Godly President who will carry on the great Republican tradition? Which will you choose?


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Default Re: Klingon threatening Godly oil companies - 04-13-2008, 04:47 AM

Even if Hillary was elected ( and I hope to God that she isn't ) it wouldn't really be a bad thing for the next president to look into the affairs of oil companies, would it? I mean, who would complain if the next president was able to some how influence Oil Company executives to lower prices, the consumer wins.
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You people really ought to be more careful when you name your threads! You had me all excited, I thought you were talking about actual Klingons! Please take into consideration the excitable nature of us Nerds before you title your threads.
You must be very popular with the oily, geeky, pimple faced virgins at those Star Trek conventions. Do you ever let them hold your hand so that they can tell their buddies that they've been with a woman?
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Sometimes, yes ('cause I'm just that nice). You have to understand, though, what a tremendous honour it is for my Nerdly Subjects to simply be graced by my presence, so holding my Royal hand is a bit like going to Heaven for them. They're so adorable in their innocence.


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You people really ought to be more careful when you name your threads! You had me all excited, I thought you were talking about actual Klingons! Please take into consideration the excitable nature of us Nerds before you title your threads.
I did some research, as I had no idea what you were talking about. So they are real characters who made up a real language.

Now tell me this: which one is the TRUE word of the LORD?

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1 praise the LORD, all ye nations: praise him, all ye people. 2 For his merciful kindness is great toward us: and the truth of the LORD endureth for ever. Praise ye the LORD.
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There isn't a difference, silly. It's the same thing in a different language. I have to tell you that I was surprised the first time I heard that the Bible had been translated into Klingon. Why would they care? I mean, Jesus is a sissy compared to Kahless.

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Default Re: Klingon threatening Godly oil companies - 04-13-2008, 12:43 PM

Huffy huffy...

I'm not huffy.

But anyway, you are calling Baby Jesus a sissy? I'm sorry, but I have to give you a wad of infraction points for that missy. I hope you repent for making Jesus weep AGAIN.


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Huffy huffy...

I'm not huffy. Are you sure? You look like you're getting huffy...

But anyway, you are calling Baby Jesus a sissy? No, I said He's a sissy in comparison to Kahless. Now, if we look at Jesus all by Himself and don't compare Him to Kahless, He looks like a perfectly violentmasculine wargodSaviour. Does that make you feel better? I'm sorry, but I have to give you a wad of infraction points for that missy. Told you, you were huffy. I hope you repent for making Jesus weep AGAIN.
I seem to be good at that... Not the repenting, but the "making Baby Jesus cry" bit. How does a Snail cry, by the way?


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There isn't a difference, silly. It's the same thing in a different language. I have to tell you that I was surprised the first time I heard that the Bible had been translated into Klingon. Why would they care? I mean, Jesus is a sissy compared to Kahless.

Now, now, Preciouses, don't go getting huffy - it's true and it's not my fault.

Before I was Saved I used to watch Star Trek: TNG and if I recall some klingons cloned that Kah'les feller from the blood found on one of those goofy "bathlet" sword thingies so that they could use him to take over the empire and he turned out to be a limp wristed homosexual.
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Default Re: Klingon threatening Godly oil companies - 04-13-2008, 02:14 PM

Personally, out of all the Star Trek seasons, Next Generation is my favorite. Although, most seem to prefer Voyager or the recently made Enterprise, but Picard was awesome and the Next Gen series seemed to just have more to it than the others.
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