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Re: Jerry Sandusky: Football Coach, Manly Man, Victim of Rape -
11-12-2011, 12:03 AM
I have read the "official" report (found hiding here) of the "Thirty-Third State Wide Investigating Grand Jury," who, WITHOUT polling the public or the Will of the People, took it upon themselves to hold a kangaroo court against our Joe Pa and the beloved game of ALL AMERICAN FOOTBALL ! ! !
Here's just a few of the suspicious errors I noticed right away.
1.) The report mentions no names of the supposedly underage "victims"... there's just Victim 1, Victim 2, the initials "F.A", and so on. HOW CAN YOU EVEN DEFEND YOURSELF WHEN THE ENEMY WON'T SHOW IT'S FACE ? ? ?
This is ludicrous and indefesible.
2.) Right up front, the report mentions the "reported sexual assaults." Yes, read that again: REPORTED sexual assaults. So, this "grand" jury wants to have it both ways and play both sides of the field: "It's a Finding Of Facts, oh, no, sorry, it's Reported Sexual Assaults.."
WHICH is it ? ? ? And WHAT ARE THEY HIDING ? ? ?
3.) The report's all supposedly part of a "Multi-Year Investigation". Which means of course that they couldn't find anything right away, UP FRONT, but kept bilking the taxpayers for years and years as they dug and dug and dug and just before hitting China finally INVENTED...and this is what we get.
4.) Joe Pa's pal Jerry Sandusky supposedly gave the "victimized" boys expensive gifts...including golf clubs (!) Now if you had just "raped" someone, would you right afterwards hand them a heavy golf club...so they could beat your head in ? ? ? I think not.
5.) Sandusky kept the boys who slept over at his house in a "finished basement," NOT his bedroom. Come on! If he had carnal desires on these preadolescent vipers, wouldn't he get them into his bedroom? You know, near maybe a BED? What kind of person puts "rape" victims in a "finished basement"?? Don't make me laugh!
Well, that is all I can handle reviewing right now...this report is just the LIMIT. How dumb do they think we citizens are ? ?
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Re: Jerry Sandusky: Football Coach, Manly Man, Victim of Rape -
11-16-2011, 02:06 PM
Here's some news that should put an end to this constant hammering on Jerry.
He is a Christian. He even has a Bible verse painted on his garage door.
http://www.christianpost.com/news/je...ristian-61960/
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Jerry Sandusky: Football Coach, Manly Man, Victim of Rape -
11-16-2011, 05:27 PM
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I believe, that, as the leader in your church, you should be more than willing to conduct regular workshops demonstrating these techniques to the menfolk..
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Justice Tannor, I would like to extend an invitation to you and to Brother James to visit North Salem, and provide the demonstrations yourselves.
Doubtless you are far more experienced in these matters than I, and you could treat it as a special outreach for Landover.
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Oh, it looks like Uncle Sam is getting ready to inspect the virginity of some young boys, as described by Justice Tannor.
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Not to mention one on his fence, which I'm sure clears his name entirely!
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Re: Jerry Sandusky: Football Coach, Manly Man, Victim of Rape -
11-16-2011, 05:38 PM
What moral adult doesn't shower with children of the same sex?
It's your duty to do it and make certain they behave in the shower with other children. Then, if they misbehave report them to the Pastors ASAP!
Nip it in the bud!
Homosexuality can be cured and the kids could have a shot at paradise. It our job as adults to watch their bodies all the time and see what they are doing!
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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Jerry Sandusky: Football Coach, Manly Man, Victim of Rape -
11-17-2011, 12:34 AM
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Absolutely! And the stirring quote on Brother Sandusky's door is the tender and all-enveloping, "Be Still and know that I am God..." ( Psalm 46:10)
How many times he probably tried to tell those sacred words to his protogees, only to have them turn from God™ with their vicious lies and invent these stories!
The name of his book was " Touched," for goodness sake. Obviously he is telling us he was TOUCHED by the Lord™s Love.
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Re: Jerry Sandusky: Football Coach, Manly Man, Victim of Rape -
01-17-2012, 07:03 PM
I remember when this story broke, yes it even made the news up here in Canada. I cried so much for the boys in this, that the Devil had obviously got into them and twisted their minds with his homosexual ways and tried to corrupt this very Godly man! To think that they will all burn in hell for attempting to make this servant of the Lord look like a mere pedofile is so sad. But it is what the deserve for doing so!
My daddy says that this coach will always have a place here if he needs to get away from the Devils in his town. We have a proper room set up for him that he can share with my brother. They have bunk beds in his room and daddy says he can have the top if he wants! Glory and Praise!
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Re: Jerry Sandusky: Football Coach, Manly Man, Victim of Rape -
01-17-2012, 07:19 PM
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My daddy says that this coach will always have a place here if he needs to get away from the Devils in his town. We have a proper room set up for him that he can share with my brother. They have bunk beds in his room and daddy says he can have the top if he wants! Glory and Praise!
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That is so kind and generous of your father! I'd heard that Mr. Sandusky preferred to be on top.
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Re: Jerry Sandusky: Football Coach, Manly Man, Victim of Rape -
01-17-2012, 07:23 PM
My daddy loves Football and has always been a HUGE fan of Mr. Sandusky! He never believed for a minute the statements that the Devil has said of Mr. Sandusky. I have never believed them either. And as great as my pie is, my brother makes an incredible sausage dish that he is ready to prepare at any time should Mr. Sandusky decide to join us and no doubt he will be very hungry to try my brothers sausage!
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Re: Jerry Sandusky: Football Coach, Manly Man, Victim of Rape -
01-17-2012, 07:53 PM
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My daddy loves Football and has always been a HUGE fan of Mr. Sandusky! He never believed for a minute the statements that the Devil has said of Mr. Sandusky. I have never believed them either. And as great as my pie is, my brother makes an incredible sausage dish that he is ready to prepare at any time should Mr. Sandusky decide to join us and no doubt he will be very hungry to try my brothers sausage!
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My dear young lady, you're making me positively ravenous! Pie AND sausage, all in the same house!
If Mr. Sandusky doesn't come, perhaps I should make a visit to Canada!
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01-17-2012, 08:02 PM
Oh my yes you should!!! You would love it!! You really should come. I hope if you do though you will accept my womanly apologies that it is not more Godly here. I remember one time my brother was cooking his sausage and I was making my pie in the kitchen at the same time and his sausage got in my pie!! Oh dear we laughed that day. Dad came home and was a bit upset at first until he tried the sausage pie, he loved it!! Now we do make it sometimes on special occasions, which is to day whenever daddy tells us to make it!
We can make it for you to! It's very delicate to make, you have to be sure the sausage goes into the pie just right! Glory and Praise!!
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Re: Jerry Sandusky: Football Coach, Manly Man, Victim of Rape -
01-17-2012, 08:08 PM
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We can make it for you to! It's very delicate to make, you have to be sure the sausage goes into the pie just right! Glory and Praise!!
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That does sound yummy!
I wouldn't mind a big Canadian sausage right about now.
Does your brother do anything special to it?
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01-17-2012, 08:18 PM
Well as a woman I don't know a whole lot of what he does with his sausage but I have seen a few things. I know that he uses a lot of oil on it to cook it. He adds some spices too it, but I'm not sure what they are. And before that he does beat it to tenderize it he says. Sometimes he stuffs it with mozzerella cheese, but then when you really get into it you wind up getting white stuff all over ya, I think he stuffs it with too much cheese but daddy says it's just right!
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Re: Jerry Sandusky: Football Coach, Manly Man, Victim of Rape -
01-17-2012, 08:21 PM
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Well as a woman I don't know a whole lot of what he does with his sausage but I have seen a few things. I know that he uses a lot of oil on it to cook it. He adds some spices too it, but I'm not sure what they are. And before that he does beat it to tenderize it he says. Sometimes he stuffs it with mozzerella cheese, but then when you really get into it you wind up getting white stuff all over ya, I think he stuffs it with too much cheese but daddy says it's just right!
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This is very intriguing.
I thought all Canadians ever had to eat was maple syrup and pancakes?
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01-17-2012, 08:23 PM
Oh no we have lots to eat here. Pies, sausages, beaver, moose, deer, you name it and we're likely to have had it in our mouths at one point! As long as it's Godly and approved by our Pastor!
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Re: Jerry Sandusky: Football Coach, Manly Man, Victim of Rape -
01-17-2012, 08:48 PM
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Oh my yes you should!!! You would love it!! You really should come. I hope if you do though you will accept my womanly apologies that it is not more Godly here. I remember one time my brother was cooking his sausage and I was making my pie in the kitchen at the same time and his sausage got in my pie!! Oh dear we laughed that day. Dad came home and was a bit upset at first until he tried the sausage pie, he loved it!! Now we do make it sometimes on special occasions, which is to day whenever daddy tells us to make it!
We can make it for you to! It's very delicate to make, you have to be sure the sausage goes into the pie just right! Glory and Praise!!
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I was just imagining a mouthful of your brother's sausage followed by a taste of your pie . . . alternating back and forth . . . but sausage IN pie? What a taste treat that would be!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Re: Jerry Sandusky: Football Coach, Manly Man, Victim of Rape -
01-17-2012, 08:52 PM
Oh Rev you could definitely alternate between his sausage and my pie! I don't mind at all!! But yea daddy really loves the taste of my brothers sausage in my pie! He says it's really divine! Sometimes though my brothers sausage can make my pie a bit messy, and sometimes he can push it into my pie a bit too hard, not delicate enough, ends up spreading my pie and getting the juicy insides all over the place!!! But then daddy just says sometimes it's not about presentation but about the overall flavour!!
But any way you slice it, you could definitely enjoy my brothers sausage and then my pie!!!
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Re: Jerry Sandusky: Football Coach, Manly Man, Victim of Rape -
01-17-2012, 09:39 PM
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My daddy loves Football and has always been a HUGE fan of Mr. Sandusky! He never believed for a minute the statements that the Devil has said of Mr. Sandusky. I have never believed them either. And as great as my pie is, my brother makes an incredible sausage dish that he is ready to prepare at any time should Mr. Sandusky decide to join us and no doubt he will be very hungry to try my brothers sausage!
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Sounds good! I make a very good pie too, maybe sometime we could eat each others pies!
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Re: Jerry Sandusky: Football Coach, Manly Man, Victim of Rape -
01-18-2012, 12:24 AM
I've never met Mr. Sandusky, so I can't say for certain, but for some reason, he just doesn't strike me as the kind of likes pie.
He definitely strikes me a sausage lover.
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Re: Jerry Sandusky: Football Coach, Manly Man, Victim of Rape -
01-18-2012, 12:44 AM
Princess I think that sounds wonderful. I would love to try your pie and I hope you like my pie!! It's very juicy! Done just right. And Bob, if he doesn't like my pie that's ok, I won't take offense, he is after all a man and allowed to not like pie if he wants. There is plenty of sausage meals here for him to have! My brother always loves having his sausage gobbled up!!
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Re: Jerry Sandusky: Football Coach, Manly Man, Victim of Rape -
01-18-2012, 02:58 AM
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Princess I think that sounds wonderful. I would love to try your pie and I hope you like my pie!! It's very juicy! Done just right. And Bob, if he doesn't like my pie that's ok, I won't take offense, he is after all a man and allowed to not like pie if he wants. There is plenty of sausage meals here for him to have! My brother always loves having his sausage gobbled up!!
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I would love nothing more than to eat your juicy pie!
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