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Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington
BP is a great value. And oil has got nowhere to go but up!!
Besides, British Petroleum is an awesome corporate citizen. Totally awesome. They are beyond petroleum. If BP were a woman, I'd ditch my wife of 36 years and ask her to marry me. I love BP. Not just a romantic love, but I also feel sexural stirrings when I think of pumping oil out of the ground, and nobody does it better than BP.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to clean up before Delores and I head off to Bible study.
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This is a first for me, seeing
British and
sexual stirrings in the same sentence that did not contain any negative connotations.