The following post is intended to inform you about some latest developments in the field of Creation Science. It is not recommended that it be read by any person whose Salvation® is not secured by our Pastors.
Recently, I was
eating helping at the Charity which I frequent when a
Sodomite approached me with a question. He was obviously trying to
mock Jesus but he knew his
Bible and in my usual
unbiased manner I offered him my advice. The issue at hand is as follows: We know that
gay intercourse between two men of the male kind is sinful and causes
Fall from Grace.
1 Timothy 1:10
For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;
The case is clear and familiar.
Gay oral intercourse is bad and those engaging in it cannot enter Heaven. If
Jesus does not enter them and make them stop their evil habits, they remain without hope. Now it is time we discuss in detail
what constitutes the "defiling oneself with other men". Which
parts of the homosexual sexual congress are
pivotal.
Jesus has the answer, the answer that the Sodomite at my charity also offered me.
Matthew 15:11
Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man.
It seems obvious to us because of the apparent improbability of the alternative that this is about
food regulations. But
why should it be
only about that? The
irrefutable logic of this case goes as follows (profanities unavoidable):
- A man lets another man enter him orally by inserting his penis into the mouth of the other man.
- The act of the penis going into the mouth does not defile a man.
- When the penis comes out, the man is defiled.
- If the penis remains in the mouth, there is no defiling.
The scenario is thus imaginable but obviously
hard to realize. The aspiring Christians would have to
spend the rest of their lives in tight congress with the penis of the other in the mouth of his partner. It can be done. A suitable
tube can be inserted to provide the receiving man sustenance in the form of
liquid foods, or
parenteral nutrition can be used. If the penetrating partner perishes,
postmortem amputation followed by
swallowing prevents the penis from exiting from the mouth. It is hard but
Jesus did not want to make life easy for us!
1 Peter 4:18
And if the righteous scarcely be saved, where shall the ungodly and the sinner appear?
This is thus
feasible. It is not likely that many sinner sodomites will have the patience to use this method as they are
insatiable creatures craving for new partners to penetrate and receive. But a
True Christian™ man may end up in a situation like this by accident. A rattlesnake or a surucucu may bite his partner's groin area during Missionary Work and the man will have to save his friend by
oral suction. This suction will then make them very close friends for the rest of their lives (but that is nothing compared to eternity). A
True Christian™ man may preach
in a gay bar and
enter a dark room and suddenly notice an engorged organ in his mouth just when he opens it to recite some verses.
Now, the Big Question.
Is this applicable only to the oral joys of gay men? Not necessarily.
Mark 7:18
And he saith unto them, Are ye so without understanding also? Do ye not perceive, that whatsoever thing from without entereth into the man, it cannot defile him;
Mark 7:20
And he said, That which cometh out of the man, that defileth the man.
A Staggering Concept!
Male sodomy may escape God's Wrath if the invading penis remains within the other man permanently. This needs to be looked into in
detail and I urge all my
True Christian™ Brethren to
contemplate and
pray on these exciting developments!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer