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Straight 4 Jesus! (Back Door Christians) At LBC, we will cure your perversion of choice (even if we have to stone you).

View Poll Results: Please ban PimplezillaWWE from God's internet
His sodomerotic fantasies are a threat to people everywhere 67,132 53.24%
His oozing face is a curse from God and he needs to find time to repent 58,950 46.76%
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Default Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet - 05-02-2008, 06:26 AM
you altered my posts. I orignally said 1,6854

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Default Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet - 05-02-2008, 06:29 AM
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Psalm 81:10:
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open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Default Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet - 05-02-2008, 06:33 AM
No that is not me. I am not a crater face, blemish face or any of that crap

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Default Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet - 05-02-2008, 06:33 AM
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you altered my posts. I orignally said 1,6854
Dude, you are delusional. No one changed your post, and the number you posted the second time isn't even a number.

How old are you really? You react like a 10 year old kid.

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet - 05-02-2008, 09:01 AM
Why, I'm surprised Judge Crater was let into our HOLY board in the first place. The Bible is very specific when it comes to dealing with unclean people:

Leviticus 13:2 When a man shall have in the skin of his flesh a rising, a scab, or bright spot, and it be in the skin of his flesh like the plague of leprosy; then he shall be brought unto Aaron the priest, or unto one of his sons the priests:
Leviticus 13:3 And the priest shall look on the plague in the skin of the flesh: and when the hair in the plague is turned white, and the plague in sight be deeper than the skin of his flesh, it is a plague of leprosy: and the priest shall look on him, and pronounce him unclean.

Beware of the unclean. He probably has the Gay Plague too.

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I picked the first choice since there was no option for "Both of the above".
As an administrator I could add "Both of the above" as a third option -- but I feel that would be highly unfair to those people who've voted already.

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1st Corinthians 15:17 And if Christ be not raised, your faith is vain; ye are yet in your sins.
1st Corinthians 15:18 Then they also which are fallen asleep in Christ are perished.
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Default Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet - 05-02-2008, 11:20 AM
Well, without ever having knowingly read one of these sinner's posts, I feel 100% confident in stating that this vile heretic should be banned from the internets, from entering any building containing computers, and from talking to anyone who has a working internet connection. Praise Jesus.

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Default Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet - 05-02-2008, 02:10 PM
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Why, Brother W-O, where did you ever find that wonderful photo of Crater Risum? I've been searching forever for one as clear and detailed as that for my research on space DEMONS, and even NASA doesn't seem to have one that good in their archives.

Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

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Default Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet - 05-02-2008, 04:16 PM
You guys know that not all wrestlers are male right? Because there are some very beautiful women that wrestle
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Default Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet - 05-02-2008, 06:28 PM
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You guys know that not all wrestlers are male right? Because there are some very beautiful women that wrestle
According to my husband, Mr. Whitford, an ex-sodomite success story and graduate of the B.A.S.H. program, they are what's known as "beards".

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Default Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet - 05-02-2008, 06:30 PM
Joanie Laurer, aka Chyna Doll:

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Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

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 Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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Default Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet - 05-02-2008, 06:31 PM
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You guys know that not all wrestlers are male right? Because there are some very beautiful women that wrestle
Classic gay tactics to get some women to engage in mock homererotic activity to trick young men into thinking it is somehow a strait act.


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Default Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet - 05-02-2008, 08:40 PM
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You guys are childish. I do not have any pimples
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No that is not me. I am not a crater face, blemish face or any of that crap
I see. So you do not deny the sodomerotic fantasies!

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Default Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet - 05-03-2008, 11:02 PM
We've now got over 20,000 signatures! PRAISE! Download as much sodomite pornography as you can while you still can, Pimplezilla, because your time on the internet is almost done!

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Default Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet - 05-03-2008, 11:03 PM
Isn't this disgusting pervert gone yet?

Toss him into Hell, along with that Flint character, I say!
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Default Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet - 05-04-2008, 06:33 AM
May I please see what he has done? While I haven't read much of this thread, it seems he is being needlessly persecuted for simply his name. Feel free to correct me, I just haven't seen anything on the subject.
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May I please see what he has done? While I haven't read much of this thread, it seems he is being needlessly persecuted for simply his name. Feel free to correct me, I just haven't seen anything on the subject.
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Default Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet - 05-04-2008, 04:26 PM
Can I anyway?
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Default Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet - 05-04-2008, 04:40 PM
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Can I anyway?
You are 1) French, 2)Catlick and 3) a woman, why should we pay any attention to you? Repent from your mary-worshipping habits, tithe generously, and we might considering showing you his perversions, now speak when you are addressed solely woman, and go back to the kitchen, please, the men are talking here.

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Default Re: Petition to ban PimplezillaWWE from the internet - 05-04-2008, 04:56 PM
You haven't sene my other topics, have you? The name isn't true, I'm none of these. That's the sort of sexist crap you usually only hear as a joke.
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You haven't sene my other topics, have you? The name isn't true, I'm none of these. That's the sort of sexist crap you usually only hear as a joke.
Mal:1:14: But cursed be the deceiver, which hath in his flock a male, and voweth, and sacrificeth unto the LORD a corrupt thing: for I am a great King, saith the LORD of hosts, and my name is dreadful among the heathen.




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