[Johny Joe Hold]

I'm addressing the entire Landover Baptist Church congregation here because, if the idea grows to fruition, we will all need to become involved.

We all know President Trump won the election. But, it now appears as though those who stole it from him will be successful. The President will now need to move ahead with traditional post-Presidential goals. One of these will be the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library.

I'm hearing the President is having trouble finding a location. Normally it would have been in New York City where he was born and lived most of his life. But New York is suing him so he has moved to Florida. The problem with his area of Florida, Mara Largo, is the super wealthy people there have no tolerance for tour buses or grade school field trips.

It occurred to me Freehold has a chance of landing this. We have a big area where the women's porn company, Victoria's Secret, was going to build.

We will need to raise a lot of money to outbid other cities. Before we do that, we need to pitch ideas, the rooms and displays, we would include in the Library. Knowing the President, he will choose the one that best promotes his accomplishments. I invite others here to suggest what you think should be displayed in the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library.

I'll just toss in a couple of my ideas--they need to be reviewed by others of course. There would be a room called, STOPPED ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS. This room would have pictures of the illegal children detained at the border.












Another room would be FIRED GOVERNMENT WORKERS. This room would be wall to wall pictures of empty desks.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

The Portrait Room, of course. where visitors can compare and contrast various artworks commissioned by the President of himself over the years.

But I'd like to warn you Brother there is a website supposedly planning to build the library at the following address:

1 MAGA Lane
Nogales, AZ 85621

Arizona - doubtful - but that looks like it could be the main competition for us. They're proposing exhibits such as the COVID Memorial, the Wall of Criminality, a grift shop... a Reflecting Pool? I don't know about that last one, it could be fake news. They've got a real head start so we'll need to up our game.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole

The Portrait Room, of course. where visitors can compare and contrast various artworks commissioned by the President of himself over the years.

But I'd like to warn you Brother there is a website supposedly planning to build the library at the following address:

1 MAGA Lane
Nogales, AZ 85621

They've got a real head start so we'll need to up our game.

Thank you, Dr. Toole. I see they are planning a large display of Stormy Daniels. Really, I have my doubts the President prefers that. My thinking is we would leave out the entire Stormy Daniels story from our Freehold proposal.

[Phony Tony Fauci]

[Dennis Lukes]

I had in mind something like a bookstore in Trump Tower where all of Trump's collected works would be sold, as well as DVD box sets of The Apprentice and MAGA hats, shirts, posters, pennants, bobbleheads, coffee mugs, action figures, snowglobes, etc. Wall-mounted TVs would display a constant stream of his finest moments (the ride down the escalator, mocking that retarded journalist, the walk across the street, and so on) and you, too, could get your picture taken with a cardboard cutout of the man himself. All of the proceeds will go to the Donald Trump Legal Defense Fund and 2024 Reelection Campaign.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Scholars may be commissioned to work in the new Trump University Wing to research the sweeping themes of his Presidency, such as "Where were Hilary's emails after all that?" and the great Obamacrime swindle that noone will talk about.

[Dennis Lukes]

Some of the books President Trump has endorsed include:

• The Power of Positive Thinking by Norman Vincent Peale
• 1421, the paradigm-shifting masterwork in Chinese history by Gavin Menzies
• And many, many other works he has most assuredly read cover to cover.

Some other works that ought to be included on the Trump Library's shelves:

• The Occult Hillary Clinton by James W. Harris, which exposes you know who's connections to "demon possession, mind control, witchcraft, voodoo, reptilian shapeshifting, terrorism, conspiracies... and much more."
• American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis, in which the protagonist regards Donald Trump as his hero (don't we all?)
• Building Stone Walls by John Vivian, a useful manual

Books that not only SHOULD NOT be in the library, but that should be heaped up in the parking lot and burned (for the sake of brevity, this sampling only includes works written by former Trump administration officials):

• Unhinged by Omarosa Manigault
• Team of Vipers by Cliff Sims
• The Room Where It Happened by John Bolton
• Disloyal by Michael Cohen
• A Warning by Miles "I Am Part of the Resistance" Taylor

[Johny Joe Hold]

I'm thinking we may want a room devoted to The Apprentice. We could run several screens on different walls so people could see an earlier version of the President passing along the mature wisdom he has become famous for.

[WWJDnow]

What better place for a presidential library than Landover Baptist University? I think we could sweeten the pot by offering some naming rights. Just picture this: The Donald J. Trump School of Christian Compassion and Public Service. The Donald J. Trump School of Elegant and Luxurious Design. The Donald J. Trump School of Excellence in Business Leadership. LBU and Trump--two great brands that belong together.

I'm sure that the President would be willing to do this for a very reasonable licensing fee. Of course, we'd want to bring in an experienced real estate dealmaker like Ivanka Trump as a consultant. The toughest part would be fending off our major competitor, Four Seasons Total Landscaping outside Philadelphia. At the very least, we should buy some gold-plated golf balls engraved with the President's name and go make the sales pitch.