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Default Re: New guest - 01-05-2021, 05:22 PM

It's very pleasant to meet a visitor from another great Baptist church who really seems to get what we're all about here at Landover--spreading all of God's Glorious Word.



The introduction forum is littered with the corpses of avowed sinners, I'm a Christian but types (I'm a Christian but I'm a nudist... I'm a Christian but I'm gay... I'm a Christian but I worship Satan), atheists and fluffy bunny Christians who reject God's Dominion and want only to rebuke us, and people who pretend to be True Christians™ but then go off the medication that keeps the demons who possess them at bay. I'm very glad that you don't appear to be any of those things!


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Default Re: New guest - 01-05-2021, 09:29 PM

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It's my privilege to be here. The thing that gets under my skin the most is that these so called "Churches" water down and cherry pick the feel good scriptures to make people feel good. Now is not the time to do that. We need more Churches who WILL preach hard and believe in preaching Genesis to Revelation and EVERYTHING in between. Just wanted to put it out here!


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The introduction forum is littered with the corpses of avowed sinners, I'm a Christian but types (I'm a Christian but I'm a nudist... I'm a Christian but I'm gay... I'm a Christian but I worship Satan), atheists and fluffy bunny Christians who reject God's Dominion and want only to rebuke us, and people who pretend to be True Christians™ but then go off the medication that keeps the demons who possess them at bay. I'm very glad that you don't appear to be any of those things!


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It's my privilege to be here.
Of course it is.

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The thing that gets under my skin the most is that these so called "Churches" water down and cherry pick the feel good scriptures to make people feel good.
So true. Although, as I'm sure you know, once you feel the Holy Ghost working within you, nothing brings a smile to your face like a good Biblical smiting.

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Now is not the time to do that. We need more Churches who WILL preach hard and believe in preaching Genesis to Revelation and EVERYTHING in between. Just wanted to put it out here!
Preach it, brother!


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Default Re: New guest - 01-06-2021, 05:33 AM

One thing giving the lie to humanist agendas concerns time elapsed. Everyone drowned in The Flood will resurface for judgement. How long ago was that? Whether a few thousand or a few hundred or even a few million years ago is problematic for them. How many would have rotted away to nothing or been eaten? How many would have been subducted into the world's mantle? How many dissolved by subterranean volcano lava? Or sucked in to and spat out from eruptions to fall as acid rain? It's why they deny judgement, supporting their delusions with made-up theories having no basis in Scripture just so they can laugh at God.

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Default Re: New guest - 01-06-2021, 07:12 AM

Good points MitzaLizalor. If that's the best they can do is just laugh at God, Pretty sad if you ask me. Gal 6:7 has something to say about their mockery.

7 Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.


I believe that those who sow mockery to God shall reap the fires of hell come the judgement. and I agree with you 100%.


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Default Re: New guest - 01-06-2021, 10:16 AM

I was not expressing an opinion. John's vision on Patmos explains what will happen and the sequence of events. Shipping has always interested me and that submariners (for example) when Jesus returns, who'd drowned or been trapped inside sunken submarines what a horrible way to die recently some tiny Japanese vessels stuck on the ocean floor presumably occupied being located caused me to reflect on God's assurances regarding the dead at sea, will neither miss out on The Rapture nor avoid condemnation was a comfort.

Revelation 1:7-10 Behold, he cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they also which pierced him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty. I John, who also am your brother, and companion in tribulation, and in the kingdom and patience of Jesus Christ, was in the isle that is called Patmos, for the word of God, and for the testimony of Jesus Christ. I was in the Spirit on the Lord's day, and heard behind me a great voice, as of a trumpet

Perhaps you've heard that he was "on the stuff" having eaten contaminated rye bread or mistaken toadstools for mushrooms but that is not what The Bible records. God proof-read His stuff and let's not mess about here – there are plenty of cults requiring "drink this" or "eat that" having nothing to with God – surely John would know if that had happened?

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If I cared, my feelings would be hurt having been ignored. I am just thankful God sees everything and has Paul note it in the permanent record.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Yes, Mr. Robinson. I am Harsha Shah and I am welcoming you to this forum of sad and beautiful people, yes I am. I am hoping that I am not offending you as I am not practicing Christianity but I am a secular Jainist, yes, and I am teaching young pupils here in my hometown.

Yes. I am teaching them RME and English and many other subjects, yes. I am thinking that you are trying to please these christians but I am thinking that you could be getting a better education if you were studying comparative religion. Yes, I am thinking that I might be offending you but the religions are like the story of the blind men and the elephant. The Christian is touching the lingam and thinking that he has to be fighting against sexuality, the Scientologist is touching the ivory and thinking about the cash, the Buddhist is touching the eyelashes and thinking that the elephant has been reincarnated as a blade of grass, yes, and the Jainist is touching the ground and worried about the mouse that the elephant might crush, and the Jihadist is touching the butthole and waiting for the bomb to seize. Yes. I am thinking that they are all missing the elephants essence, yes. Are you willing to be missing it, too? Yes?


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Never mind the indian, she is just another demon.

And yes, she has offended me.




Bad news in Georgia, right Paul? Do you think is it time to get the guns and go grab 'em?


For me, it is time to pray for a big natural disaster. Like a hurricane, but really really big.


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I thank Pastor Zeke that we are Rapture Ready, Brother!


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Dear Mr. Robertson: I so agree with our Brother Gonzalez. Miss Shah thinks she means well, but she does not know the , the , as she has shown in her message to you. (And, she does go on -- and on, and on -- about elephants, for some strange reason!)

You'll do much better to listen to the fine people at . Almighty will bless you richly during your time with us here, at !




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Bad news in Georgia, right Paul? Do you think is it time to get the guns and go grab 'em?
Don't let that fiery Latin temper get ahead of you, Brother Gonz. When attacking a foe, we Republicans only act in self defense. Enemies such as Trayvon Martin, Ahmad Arbery, and Saddam Hussein only got what was coming to them after they made the first move and attacked us. Once the DemocRATs make an aggressive move, such as the pretender Biden showing up at the White House on Jan. 20, then the time will be right.


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Don't let that fiery Latin temper get ahead of you, Brother Gonz. When attacking a foe, we Republicans only act in self defense. Enemies such as Trayvon Martin, Ahmad Arbery, and Saddam Hussein only got what was coming to them after they made the first move and attacked us. Once the DemocRATs make an aggressive move, such as the pretender Biden showing up at the White House on Jan. 20, then the time will be right.
Well, they did kill one of us yet


https://ktiv.com/2021/01/06/1-person...ition-unknown/


My bet is pray harder. Without ceasing. That is the Bible way.


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I decided I was going to ignore her drivel. She's not making sense.


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You'll do much better to listen to the fine people at . Almighty will bless you richly during your time with us here, at !
I've got to agree with you, but, I do think Mr. Lukes has a very good point.
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Never mind the indian, she is just another demon.

And yes, she has offended me.




Bad news in Georgia, right Paul? Do you think is it time to get the guns and go grab 'em?


For me, it is time to pray for a big natural disaster. Like a hurricane, but really really big.
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Yes, Mr. Robinson. I am Harsha Shah and I am welcoming you to this forum of sad and beautiful people, yes I am. I am hoping that I am not offending you as I am not practicing Christianity but I am a secular Jainist, yes, and I am teaching young pupils here in my hometown.

Yes. I am teaching them RME and English and many other subjects, yes. I am thinking that you are trying to please these christians but I am thinking that you could be getting a better education if you were studying comparative religion. Yes, I am thinking that I might be offending you but the religions are like the story of the blind men and the elephant. The Christian is touching the lingam and thinking that he has to be fighting against sexuality, the Scientologist is touching the ivory and thinking about the cash, the Buddhist is touching the eyelashes and thinking that the elephant has been reincarnated as a blade of grass, yes, and the Jainist is touching the ground and worried about the mouse that the elephant might crush, and the Jihadist is touching the butthole and waiting for the bomb to seize. Yes. I am thinking that they are all missing the elephants essence, yes. Are you willing to be missing it, too? Yes?


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I decided I was going to ignore her drivel. She's not making sense.
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You may have noticed that Harsha Shah is rather confused. How would a blind Scientologist know it was the tusk? The blind Buddhist mistook eyelashes for grass after all. Elephant hair is not at all grasslike. Of course I don't know how a blind person would know what grass was in the first place – but I digress. Because I am also confused.

Not perhaps as our Scottish Jain is confused (around this time of year the Scots observe sobriety far less than they normally do so I'm making allowance for that) but confused nevertheless. In your post, quoted above, do your comments address the quote following? Or are they aimed at the quote we've just read?

I'm cooking a beef and flour curry as an experiment and need to keep an eye on it so will stop there.
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Yeah I picked up on her confusion. I have to ask though, I see you like to cook a lot. What is your favorite dish?


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Default Re: New guest - 01-07-2021, 08:21 AM

Mr Robertson, a small favor if you please: could you kindly refrain from top-posting (if that is the correct term)? Because the effect of this is to give the impression that you are being offensive towards our dear Brother Gonzalez, rather than the Sha woman. Do you see? This may rile some of us - not least Brother Gonzalez. And you probably don't want to do that.

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Thank you for catching that and may Jesus forgive me for that. That definitely was not meant for Brother Gonzalez. I will be more careful in the future.


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