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Re: Female Aspies are Congregating to Rome!!! -
04-04-2018, 11:39 AM
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Well us aspergics should start calling you neurotypians and start trashing you the way you're trashing us, as you obviously like doing it to us, so maybe it's time that you were forced to swallow your own medicine.
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Nobody likes trashing anyone but people need to be set straight. We are commissioned to spread the Good Word.
Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour."
John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."
2nd Timothy 4:1-2 "I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine."
Psalm 37:30 "The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment."
Proverbs 31:9 "Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy."
1 Corinthians 2:15 "But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man."
Galatians 4:6 "Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
You see, if you could save a person from choosing to run into a burning building wouldn’t you?
This is what Christians do every day: we try (out of love) to stop people choosing to run into the burning building.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Female Aspies are Congregating to Rome!!! -
04-04-2018, 12:14 PM
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My Dear Angus,
I am really sorry to hear of the affliction that has retarded your thought processes.
Anyway, on to more serious things. This "friend" you mention, does he give you bags of sweets for sending him selfies? If so I would suggest you stop all contact with him as it would mean he is not a celestial being but a pedophiliac. With a name like Dhakor it is possible that he is of the mooslim persuasion and is attempting to groom you for his own nefarious ends (mainly trafficking you around major towns and cities for the enjoyment of his friends and a few bucks in his back pocket). I would suggest you cease all contact with him as it can only end badly.
Take heed of these words when he next contacts you:
1 Corinthians 6:13
“Meats for the belly, and the belly for meats: but God shall destroy both it and them. Now the body is not for fornication, but for the Lord; and the Lord for the body.”
I will pray that you dump Dhakor by the wayside and find Jesus instead.
YIC
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I'm sorry that you inadvertently gave me a sex change lol, as I'm not a man (nor is my name Angus). I'm also sorry that your prayers aren't going to work, because Dhakor is here to stay, and unlike your God, he doesn't create things with a specific purpose in mind and then destroy those things when they act in that exact way.
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Re: Female Aspies are Congregating to Rome!!! -
04-04-2018, 12:49 PM
Mr./Mrs. Agnes
For first i must congratulate with you for choosing the name of our Saint Mother Theresa of Calcutta. But now let's go straight to the point. It seems that your immaginary friend Dhakor is an undiscovered Indian demon and that you are possessed by him. In fact, it seems that the town of Dhaka took her name from him. If you are willing to collaborate, then i will try to exorcize you from a monitor.
Tell me when you are ready.
Padre Romeo Rovagnati.
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Re: Female Aspies are Congregating to Rome!!! -
04-04-2018, 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Romeo Rovagnati
Mr./Mrs. Agnes
For first i must congratulate with you for choosing the name of our Saint Mother Theresa of Calcutta. But now let's go straight to the point. It seems that your immaginary friend Dhakor is an undiscovered Indian demon and that you are possessed by him. In fact, it seems that the town of Dhaka took her name from him. If you are willing to collaborate, then i will try to exorcize you from a monitor.
Tell me when you are ready.
Padre Romeo Rovagnati.
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Sorry but the "exorcism" didn't work, as Dhakor is still my imaginary friend. Also, he's not human (he's an alien from another universe), and he'll be my imaginary friend long after people like you have turned blue in the face trying to convince me otherwise.
In other words...
How I live my life and what I believe in is none of your business, and if you expect me to respect your views, then I expect the same from you.
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Re: Female Aspies are Congregating to Rome!!! -
04-04-2018, 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Romeo Rovagnati
...if you are willing to collaborate, then i will try to exorcize you from a monitor.
Tell me when you are ready.
Padre Romeo Rovagnati.
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Originally Posted by agnesaliencat
Sorry but the "exorcism" didn't work,
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Oh, sweetie, I see we can add "inability to comprehend simple text written in English" to your diseases list.
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Re: Female Aspies are Congregating to Rome!!! -
04-04-2018, 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by agnesaliencat
Sorry but the "exorcism" didn't work, as Dhakor is still my imaginary friend. Also, he's not human (he's an alien from another universe), and he'll be my imaginary friend long after people like you have turned blue in the face trying to convince me otherwise.
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Aliens are Demons. The've appeared in the Bible under the name "Nephilim" and your Dhakor is one of them.
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How I live my life and what I believe in is none of your business,
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Aaaaaaand, wich part of the Cathechism of the Catholic Church tell me to do so? Last time that i've checked it ordered us priests to care about sinners.
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Re: Female Aspies are Congregating to Rome!!! -
04-04-2018, 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Romeo Rovagnati
Aliens are Demons. The've appeared in the Bible under the name "Nephilim" and your Dhakor is one of them.
Aaaaaaand, wich part of the Cathechism of the Catholic Church tell me to do so? Last time that i've checked it ordered us priests to care about sinners.
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If that's the case then why is Dhakor older than all things including your God? Funnily enough, he's been called a nephilim before, and he just laughs at it because he and I both know that it's total bs (and seeing as he's met the nephilim, he can actually tell you that your description of them is wrong). Heck, he's even met your God and Satan etc, aswell as Krishna and Shiva and Zeus and all the other deities that you don't believe in, and he can (and will) put your God in his place when the time comes (because your God is a mere toddler when compared to him both in age and in power).
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Re: Female Aspies are Congregating to Rome!!! -
04-04-2018, 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted by agnesaliencat
If that's the case then why is Dhakor older than all things including your God? Funnily enough, he's been called a nephilim before, and he just laughs at it because he and I both know that it's total bs (and seeing as he's met the nephilim, he can actually tell you that your description of them is wrong). Heck, he's even met your God and Satan etc, aswell as Krishna and Shiva and Zeus and all the other deities that you don't believe in, and he can (and will) put your God in his place when the time comes (because your God is a mere toddler when compared to him both in age and in power).
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All that i've read was a bunch of blasphemous unbiblical lies. The Bible clearly tells us that God is omnipotent (Matthew 19:26) and he has no weak point (unless you minterpret (Judges 1:19)). By this point it's clear that you have been deceived by a demon, considering that he cannot know anything that existed before God, because God himself created him. Also, it's not unusual for a demon meeting other demons. I'm very sorry for you, but your Dhakor will not help you when you end in Limbo. He will instead laugh of your fate.
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Re: Female Aspies are Congregating to Rome!!! -
04-04-2018, 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Romeo Rovagnati
All that i've read was a bunch of blasphemous unbiblical lies. The Bible clearly tells us that God is omnipotent (Matthew 19:26) and he has no weak point (unless you minterpret (Judges 1:19)). By this point it's clear that you have been deceived by a demon, considering that he cannot know anything that existed before God, because God himself created him. Also, it's not unusual for a demon meeting other demons. I'm very sorry for you, but your Dhakor will not help you when you end in Limbo. He will instead laugh of your fate.
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Actually, he will, because I'm not going to limbo.
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Re: Female Aspies are Congregating to Rome!!! -
04-05-2018, 03:58 AM
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Originally Posted by agnesaliencat
I'm sorry that you inadvertently gave me a sex change lol, as I'm not a man (nor is my name Angus). I'm also sorry that your prayers aren't going to work, because Dhakor is here to stay, and unlike your God, he doesn't create things with a specific purpose in mind and then destroy those things when they act in that exact way.
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Excuse me young man. I have done nothing of the sort. How dare you accuse me of performing an operation which, in the all seeing Eye of God, would create an abomination. I know all about the creation of abominations, it's a long story that I am not going to discuss here. Let's just say it caused me a lot of public humiliation.
Now, you really must get rid of this Dhakor fellow. You are quite right, he is an alien. An illegal alien and ICE will be tracking him down soon. In the meantime ignore his pleas for you to meet him in a secluded park.
I will pray that you see the Light and meet Jesus instead.
YIC
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Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: Female Aspies are Congregating to Rome!!! -
04-05-2018, 10:19 PM
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