Bizarre
news report, folks!
It seems that the
nuts emotionally disturbed people in
Westchester County, situated
north upstate of
New Nueva Fresh York City, have decided to ban what they call "the N-Word":
Quote:
N F.Y. county calls for an end to use of 'n-word'
Updated: 3:20 a.m. PT Feb 13, 2007
WHITE PLAINS, N.Y. - The Westchester County Legislature declared the “symbolic elimination” of a common racial slur, saying its use “remains damaging, divisive and derogatory.”
Referring to the slur only as “The ‘N’ word,” . . .
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Since they
did not didn't specify which word that starts with 'N', we can only assume that the utterance of any such word is
now to be punishable by law.
What letter will come under attack
next after this? Will our children be able to watch Veggie Tales if 'V' is deemed a sexually-suggestive letter? What about Davey and Goliath, when 'D' is found to be 'Disgusting'?!
I say,
No Never No Way UH-UH! That's not That ain't gonna fly with me!
I say we rise up against this oppression of our beloved letter 'n', the first letter of such important words as
neighbour and
Nazareth, and begin a letter-writing campaign to condemn this mutilation of the American language!!
SAVE THE N-WORDS!!