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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 05-15-2009, 03:33 AM

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What's funny about a child having his feet and hand amputated?

Do you take some sick pleasure at seeing people punished by God?


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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 05-30-2009, 12:19 AM

wasn't it god who created these so called "retards" in the first place?
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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 05-30-2009, 12:21 AM

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wasn't it god who created these so called "retards" in the first place?
Yes, as punishment.

You really are gullible if you think that just because God created it, that means He loves or wants it.

God created evil as well as good. Read the Bible sometime, instead of all that gay porn.


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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 05-30-2009, 12:59 AM

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU. Why can't you not be normal Christians who belive that God loves everyone. They never caused any trouble or were as hateful and blind as you extreamist. Your hatred towards these people breeds Lucifer himself.

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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 05-30-2009, 01:18 AM

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WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU. Why can't you not be normal Christians who belive that God loves everyone. They never caused any trouble or were as hateful and blind as you extreamist. Your hatred towards these people breeds Lucifer himself.

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What is wrong with us? Well, I guess if it's wrong to follow EVERY WORD of the KJAV 1611 Bible, then you got us!

As far as God loving EVERYONE, I'd suggest starting with Genesis and reading the entire Old Testament. Keep a notebook handy, and every time God lets loose a plague, smites somebody, rains fire and brimstone on a town, instructs His chosen people to wipe out another tribe, burns some ungrateful followers, or anything like that, make a note of it.

I know you won't do this, so let me skip ahead for you. God hates lots of people. Actually, he hates just about everybody EXCEPT for Christians, and even there, he only lets True Christians™ into Heaven.

And it's Unsaved Trash like you that are helping the Devil, not us. Instead of coming here and mocking us and the Lord, you should be seeking our guidance so you don't end up in Hell, getting raped for all eternity by Satan and his demon minions!




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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 05-31-2009, 03:17 PM

You people are disgusting! How could you put these people down? You're "Supposed" God made them. And you are here making fun of them very badly. They are human beings, they did not choose to be special. You people make me sick to my stomach. I bet you never thought an Atheist would be saying this.
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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 05-31-2009, 03:32 PM

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You people are disgusting! How could you put these people down? You're "Supposed" God made them. And you are here making fun of them very badly. They are human beings, they did not choose to be special. You people make me sick to my stomach. I bet you never thought an Atheist would be saying this.
On the contrary, I've always expected that you would exalt retardeds and coloreds because you see them as closer to the monkeys you worship as your "ancestors" so in your mind they are "superior". So of course your bigotry doesn't surprise us!


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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 05-31-2009, 03:38 PM

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On the contrary, I've always expected that you would exalt retardeds and coloreds because you see them as closer to the monkeys you worship as your "ancestors" so in your mind they are "superior". So of course your bigotry doesn't surprise us!
First of all explain to me how Retards and Coloreds got on this earth?
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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 05-31-2009, 03:42 PM

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You people make me sick to my stomach. I bet you never thought an Atheist would be saying this.
I'll take that wager. What kind of odds are you offering?

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First of all explain to me how Retards and Coloreds got on this earth?
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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 05-31-2009, 03:46 PM

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Well, I know that they weren't dropped off by a stork.
Ok then how do you suppose they got here? From your "supposed" God?
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First of all explain to me how Retards and Coloreds got on this earth?
Like everything else - created by God. It just so happens that they or their ancestors choose to sin and so brought curses upon themselves. Duh.


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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 05-31-2009, 08:19 PM

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Like everything else - created by God. It just so happens that they or their ancestors choose to sin and so brought curses upon themselves. Duh.

So darn narrow minded, i cant believe you treat people like this!!! its outrageous! GROW UP!

They are human and you deny them a right to compete!

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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 06-01-2009, 01:21 AM

Seriously? making fun of retards wow youre all cool.
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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 06-01-2009, 01:25 AM

I completely agree with you brother. I will be making some calls, and writing emails to get this utter nonsense banned.
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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 06-01-2009, 01:49 AM

What "utter nonsense" is that? The King James Bible?

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Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.

For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,

Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,

Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;

No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.

He shall eat the bread of his God, both of the most holy, and of the holy.

Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries: for I the LORD do sanctify them.
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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 06-01-2009, 02:56 AM

I see someone has deleted JolloJello's post. Could there be some censorship going on here? Freedom of speach not apply here?
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I see someone has deleted JolloJello's post. Could there be some censorship going on here? Freedom of speach not apply here?
Freedom of speech only applies to the government. Do you think there is a law that exists that forces a religious website to publish the juvenile fantasies of perverted thirteen year olds? Of course some material gets deleted. It's for the greater good of the community.


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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 06-01-2009, 03:45 AM

I suppose you are prejudist against Blacks too? Especially Black men married to lilly white Irish girls? Well are you a racist too?
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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 06-01-2009, 03:46 AM

Why would anyone be racist about the Irish? Or care what perversities those drunken micks get up to?


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Default Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS ! - 06-01-2009, 04:36 AM

Oh I beg to differ Madamioselle, or is it Madam. The Irish are a fine people, just because they do have a weakness for Guinness. Please dont use the term "mick" it's very derrogatory and should only be used between family members or close friends in a friendly, playfull way.

Besides my wife would pull out your liver and eat it in front of you if you said that to her, you being a stranger and all. She has had much Ninja training and can do it.
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