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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Godly Activities For True Christian™ Families -
03-07-2012, 01:12 AM
After daily Bible study, and all the beatings have been handed out, a True Christian™ Father wants to relax and enjoy time with his family. Remember this game? See where the girls are? That's what God and the Republican Party wants. 
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
True Christian™
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Location: Apostles Grove, Freehold, IA
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Re: Godly Activities For True Christian™ Families -
03-07-2012, 01:40 AM
That looks like a WONDERFUL way to spend the evening.
And, when the women are done doing the dishes, they can get out the old Easy Bake Oven and make the men of the house some tasty treats!
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Gushing for Jesus
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Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Godly Activities For True Christian™ Families -
03-07-2012, 03:45 AM
I do love those wholesome, family friendly games!
Every once in a while I let my boys on the computer if they've earned it. They love to play the Left Behind game.
They're constantly aware that at any moment our LORD JESUS is coming to gather us and bring us home.
For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark,
And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
Then shall two be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left.
Two women shall be grinding at the mill; the one shall be taken, and the other left.
Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come.38
But know this, that if the goodman of the house had known in what watch the thief would come, he would have watched, and would not have suffered his house to be broken up.
Matthew 24:38-43
My children are constantly on the watch for Him!
(sometimes my dear husband leaves a pile of clothes in the hall in the morning so when the children wake up they think we've been taken up and they've been left behind! It's so cute to watch their reactions! Such crocodile tears!  )
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
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Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Surrounded by queers.
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Re: Godly Activities For True Christian™ Families -
03-09-2012, 01:42 PM
Ah, such a wholesome looking game! Women in the other room and a boy in front of me smiling.
What in image
I shall retreat to my prayer closet to contemplate this happy scene.
Jesus touches all of us!
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