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Re: We Have a Lezbean in Our Midst! -
02-04-2012, 10:58 PM
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I see. So you've given yourself 100% over to same-sex lusts.
But don't worry, if you repent, Jesus can help you overcome your obsessions with eating ditzygurl's 'pie' and getting into Carrie Prejean's jeans.
Some day, you could aspire to be asexual aside from reproductive sex with your husband. Wouldn't that be wonderful?
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Rev., I am particularly concerned that not only is the young harlot having sex with the wrong gender, but the sex is also unauthorized, being out of wedlock. In fact, it wouldn't surprise me if she was having sex THE WRONG WAY, if you know what I mean.
The mere fact that nature does not provide a pair of lesbians with a phallus between them should not be taken to mean they are not insinuating male idols into their buttcheeks. Consider first of all that lesbians all want to be men. Then consider that they have no consideration for the laws of nature or Nature's God.
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02-05-2012, 12:04 AM
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I see. So you've given yourself 100% over to same-sex lusts.
But don't worry, if you repent, Jesus can help you overcome your obsessions with eating ditzygurl's 'pie' and getting into Carrie Prejean's jeans.
Some day, you could aspire to be asexual aside from reproductive sex with your husband. Wouldn't that be wonderful?
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No, I'm just not going to have pre marital sex. Two girls really cant even have sex because it's not possible!
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02-05-2012, 01:22 AM
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No, I'm just not going to have pre marital sex. Two girls really cant even have sex because it's not possible!
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They can't get married, either, but apparently that won't stop you from trying to get sodomarried!
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02-05-2012, 01:23 AM
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They can't get married, either, but apparently that won't stop you from trying to get sodomarried!
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Id never want to marry a woman!
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02-05-2012, 04:10 AM
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See, a while ago I was having these dreams about this celebrity girl they weren't sex dreams because no real sex was happening, I confessed them to Pastor and he said I wasn't a lesbian...he suggested that I find a not in a gay way a girlfriend so I could excersise these thoughts to make sure to stop the dreams. As you can see its a misunderstanding and im straight
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You've been telling me all of your repulsive lezbean exploits! Share them with the Brothers here! Tell everyone about the hours you've spent on your knees, slurping and slobbering on wetback cooter! Confess! CONFESS!!
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02-05-2012, 04:19 AM
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You've been telling me all of your repulsive lezbean exploits! Share them with the Brothers here! Tell everyone about the hours you've spent on your knees, slurping and slobbering on wetback cooter! Confess! CONFESS!!
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You mean, like recap everytime or summarize? I'm really not queer!
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02-05-2012, 04:21 AM
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You mean, like recap everytime or summarize? I'm really not queer!
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Details, harlot! Each and every incidence of rugmunching! We want to know about the first time it happened. Start from the beginning, and don't leave anything out. Go slow....
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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02-05-2012, 04:25 AM
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Details, harlot! Each and every incidence of rugmunching! We want to know about the first time it happened. Start from the beginning, and don't leave anything out. Go slow....
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Pastor really I dont know where to start
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02-05-2012, 04:34 AM
So I didn't do it because I wanted to, I did it to stop the dreams! And the only reason It was with a hispanic girl was because I needed a girl like the one in my dreams.
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02-05-2012, 04:36 AM
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Pastor really I dont know where to start
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So I didn't do it because I wanted to, I did it to stop the dreams! And the only reason It was with a hispanic girl was because I needed a girl like the one in my dreams.
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Yes, yes....Tell us how it started the first time!
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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02-05-2012, 04:38 AM
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Yes, yes....Tell us how it started the first time!
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Please Pastor dont make me
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02-05-2012, 04:39 AM
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Please Pastor dont make me
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I command it in the name of JESUS!!
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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02-05-2012, 04:45 AM
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I command it in the name of JESUS!!
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Ok, Well I had to pick her because she was mexican, to make sure the dreams stop I might have licked her crotch for a while. Not because I wanted to. Then I had to lick her rear because that happened in the dream.
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02-05-2012, 04:51 AM
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Ok, Well I had to pick her because she was mexican, to make sure the dreams stop I might have licked her crotch for a while. Not because I wanted to. Then I had to lick her rear because that happened in the dream.
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No!! Don't summarize! We need to know every single detail!
So you picked her up in your car, and then what? What was she wearing? How did the subject of cooter-licking come up? Go slow and don't leave anything out!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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02-05-2012, 04:55 AM
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No!! Don't summarize! We need to know every single detail!
So you picked her up in your car, and then what? What was she wearing? How did the subject of cooter-licking come up? Go slow and don't leave anything out!
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We'll I had to ask her to let me do it, she didn't really want to at first but she decided to let me. She promised it wasn't gay. She was wearing these black spandex pants.
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02-05-2012, 04:58 AM
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We'll I had to ask her to let me do it, she didn't really want to at first but she decided to let me. She promised it wasn't gay. She was wearing these black spandex pants.
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Go on....How did you ask her? What was her reaction? Don't leave anything out!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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02-05-2012, 05:01 AM
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Go on....How did you ask her? What was her reaction? Don't leave anything out!
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I asked her if she wouldn't mind If I could lick her for a little while. She said no she wan't gay, I explained how I wasn't gay either and it really wasn't even sex. Although she obviously was gay because a straight girl like me would never just let a girl go down there
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02-05-2012, 05:04 AM
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I asked her if she wouldn't mind If I could lick her for a little while. She said no she wan't gay, I explained how I wasn't gay either and it really wasn't even sex. Although she obviously was gay because a straight girl like me would never just let a girl go down there
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And then.....Come on!! Don't stop there! Where did you go to do it? Did you undress her? What was she wearing? COME ON!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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02-05-2012, 05:07 AM
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And then.....Come on!! Don't stop there! Where did you go to do it? Did you undress her? What was she wearing? COME ON!!
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I was at her apartment. I told you she was wearing black spandex, and yes she made me undress her.
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02-05-2012, 05:09 AM
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I was at her apartment. I told you she was wearing black spandex, and yes she made me undress her.
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And then...and THEN!??
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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