[Tervie]

what's worse, men riding horses, or women riding them, that be the underlying question...

and i'm sure the Landover men *cough* pervs *cough* would enjoy a day at Pony Club, since joddies (the pants you wear riding) need to be quite tight to fnction properly.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by Tervie

*giggles* oh, you all remember me, i'm so touched! to think after all this time you still recall that I'm a netball playing horse rider! Awwww.....

*waves at Rachael* Van Helsing, eh? My friends what to marry that guy. Nice to meet you

Good to meet you.... I recall the netball but not the horse-riding....although from the looks of your title it would appear they assumed a different meaning to the word 'riding' that the one which you intended!
I tell you, for xtians they sure have some filthy minds....

[Tervie]

yeah, they do, oddly enough. Not even the lads at school manage to turn horse riding into something nasty, and their minds are suited to the task with surprsing perfection.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Just don't get them started on talking about.....erm.....well, they seem to enjoy giving out pointers on certain bodily functions. Take a look in any of the 'toilets' threads

[Tervie]

hmm, perhaps they're in need of some of their own advice, if they have so much thought for such matters...

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Exactly what I keep trying to tell them. It seems everyone can see this but them. Figures.

[Enobarbus]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

Exactly what I keep trying to tell them. It seems everyone can see this but them. Figures.

What on earth are the pair of you witches on about? You are making no sense at all. Satan has addled your brains.

[Enobarbus]

Originally Posted by Tervie

what's worse, men riding horses, or women riding them, that be the underlying question...

and i'm sure the Landover men *cough* pervs *cough* would enjoy a day at Pony Club, since joddies (the pants you wear riding) need to be quite tight to fnction properly.

No, Pervie, no, no, no, no! We do not want to see you in tight trousers. I can guarantee this. Since you are renowned for having a face more ugly than the rear end of a horse, the only way we'd want to see you is with a taupalin thrown over you.

[Tervie]

yay, I've upgraded to 'witch' now.

For the record, Satan would be addled by my brain, if he ever managed to get a foothold there.

[Enobarbus]

Originally Posted by Tervie

come now, i like fire, and as I said, I'm hardly on the top of Satan's 'To Meet' list - that's George Bush, actually.

Pervie don't you dare come here and suggest that the Godly GW Bush -- appointed by Jesus -- is less than a Godly man.

He is obviously doing God's work by killing the Mudslims in Iraqi -- hurrying them on the way to the Flames of Hell that those disgusting heretics so richly deserve.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Addled, Eno? Bah. You landoverians simply don't wish to take the blame for your weird toilet fetish. Until I came here, I never realized that poop played such a major parts in xtian lives.

[Enobarbus]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

Addled, Eno? Bah. You landoverians simply don't wish to take the blame for your weird toilet fetish. Until I came here, I never realized that poop played such a major parts in xtian lives.

Since she is talking of Satan getting a foothold in her brain, we can assume that it is addled. But I see that she has fled, crushed by our logic.

[Tervie]

*chokes on her coffee* logic - is that what your propaganda is being marketed as? Well, better then 'An Honor to Defend (and die for) our Country' junk they spoon fed us during the World Wars.

But no, the best part on the GW saga is the current Goldy event which saw his power undermined by the Dems! *dancing* mwahahaha, did you see that one coming, cause it was a nice little curve ball the rest of the world saw coming a long way off

[Enobarbus]

Originally Posted by Tervie

*chokes on her coffee* logic - is that what your propaganda is being marketed as? Well, better then 'An Honor to Defend (and die for) our Country' junk they spoon fed us during the World Wars.

But no, the best part on the GW saga is the current Goldy event which saw his power undermined by the Dems! *dancing* mwahahaha, did you see that one coming, cause it was a nice little curve ball the rest of the world saw coming a long way off

In what way was it a "curve ball", Tervie? What is your understanding of that term?

[Tervie]

the ball curves (duh) I don't think I can put it in any simpler terms. in laymans terms - the ball curved off the straight line you expected it to take, and thus you end up with an unforseen result.

Kapeesh?

[Enobarbus]

Originally Posted by Tervie

the ball curves (duh) I don't think I can put it in any simpler terms. in laymans terms - the ball curved off the straight line you expected it to take, and thus you end up with an unforseen result.

Kapeesh?

Exactly. But for a start, this wasn't an unforseen result. It was being predicted for months. That's not a "curve ball", even by your definition.

A curve ball is a tricky delivery for a batsman to hit. Metaphorically, it may mean a tricky question, or something else tricky to handle. To say the results of an election are a "curve ball" is not a sensible use of the term. And when the results are according to the predictions that have been made all along, even your definition doesn't fit.

That the demoncrats may gain power in these last days is hardly something to be surprised about. Read the Bible, KJV1611, and you will see why.

[Tervie]

easy to say you knew when it's in hind sight, yes?

[Student of Landover]

Originally Posted by Tervie

easy to say you knew when it's in hind sight, yes?

Pervie, how many times must we tell you? Not everybody here is obsessed with the behind of a horse! By staring at it you're just condemning yourself to more punishment, and making Jesus hate you more.

[Tervie]

Jesus and I are chums, we'll be friends long after i've managed to get the idea of 'hind sight' into your skulls

[Enobarbus]

Originally Posted by Tervie

easy to say you knew when it's in hind sight, yes?

What are you talking about? And to whom?

Are you saying that the Demoncrats winning the Senate and House wasn't predicted beforehand?

The fact that it was predicted is a matter of public knowledge and public record -- I could show you a thousand newspaper aritcles to that effect if I had the time. The polls have been predicting it for months. Are you saying this isn't true? All the polls and all the pundits predicted it. One hardly needed to be a pundit or pollster to predict it. That Satan's lies had borne fruit and the Godly President Bush's approval rating had fallen, and that Satan had turned people against the Godly war in Iraqistan was also a matter of public knowledge.