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Top 10 Possible Contents of the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library (#4 will SHOCK you!) -
01-14-2021, 08:02 AM
1) Jughead© Anthology, Sept. 1977, the last book Donnie actually read
2) A complete set of every Penthouse Letters ever issued (he had Ivana read them all into a tape recorder)
3) The upside-down Bible from St. John's Church
4) There is no #4.
Or #5. I'm just too tired of this whole shitshow to even make jokes anymore, even if (as a Canadian) I'm not as affected as many others here.
Mitch McConnell, YOU ARE PATHETIC. Pence handed you the knife in the yard after you said DJT should be shivved, and you tossed it away.
The guy who directly imperiled your own safety (while trying to save his own ass)? You've just allowed him to do whatever the f&&& he wants for the next week. You won't be any safer tho. Someone will think you poked the bear. And in a way, you did. Every day for the last four years.
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Re: Top 10 Possible Contents of the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library (#4 will SHOCK you!) -
01-14-2021, 01:16 PM
This is a dangerous precedent - a major erosion of norms. We must stop this slippery slope now.
Diddy being able to post new threads?
I vote to ban.
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Re: Top 10 Possible Contents of the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library (#4 will SHOCK you!) -
01-14-2021, 01:46 PM
I am sure there will be many things in the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library. . . Many, many things. . .The best things. . . (do they have to be books?)
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
Guns For God and the Economy
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Re: Top 10 Possible Contents of the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library (#4 will SHOCK you!) -
01-14-2021, 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond
This is a dangerous precedent - a major erosion of norms. We must stop this slippery slope now.
Diddy being able to post new threads?
I vote to ban.
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I DISPUTE that. Diddly (as I call him) is a fine person who Is standing up to Zeke's socialist Thugs. And I am NOT a dangerous President (nor a terrible one like PENSE said).
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Re: Top 10 Possible Contents of the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library (#4 will SHOCK you!) -
01-14-2021, 01:56 PM
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The upside-down Bible from St. John's Church
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Misleading! I am certain Donald Trump, being a very successful businessman, has no problem reading text then upside down.
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Re: Top 10 Possible Contents of the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library (#4 will SHOCK you!) -
01-14-2021, 02:05 PM
Shame on you for mocking our President. You canucks are so jealous. You could only dream of a manly president instead of the limp wristed charade you have. Even his father, Mick Jagger is ashamed of your PM.
When the time comes, and it won't be for another 4 years, the books I expect to see in The Presidential Library are
1. The Art of the Deal - DJ Trump
2. King James Bible - God
3. The Art of War - Sun Tzu
4. American Psycho - Bret Easton Ellis
5. The Cain Mutiny - Herman Wouk
6. Death of a Salesman - Arthur Miller
7. Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
8. The Loved One - Evelyn Waugh
9. The Quiet American - Graham Greene
10. Being There - Jerry Kosinski
There will be plenty of others as well.
58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring k upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61
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Re: Top 10 Possible Contents of the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library (#4 will SHOCK you!) -
01-14-2021, 06:33 PM
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...There will be plenty of others as well.
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You're right. I forgot "Mein Kampf".
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Re: Top 10 Possible Contents of the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library (#4 will SHOCK you!) -
01-14-2021, 07:41 PM
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7. Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
8. The Loved One - Evelyn Waugh
9. The Quiet American - Graham Greene
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Three British authors - and two of them women? The only thing in their favor is that they're all long-dead.
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Re: Top 10 Possible Contents of the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library (#4 will SHOCK you!) -
01-15-2021, 02:23 AM
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You're right. I forgot "Mein Kampf".
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Donald absolutely loves America, the Jews, Russia, and meat, and he hates art, cheap suits, and mustaches. What could he possibly have in common with Hitler?
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Re: Top 10 Possible Contents of the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library (#4 will SHOCK you!) -
01-15-2021, 02:33 AM
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Three British authors - and two of them women? The only thing in their favor is that they're all long-dead.
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Only one woman. And one trans-vesticism. That Evelyn has a girl's name, but pretends to be a man. Arthur Evelyn St. John Waugh.
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Re: Top 10 Possible Contents of the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library (#4 will SHOCK you!) -
01-15-2021, 08:58 AM
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That Evelyn has a girl's name, but pretends to be a man. Arthur Evelyn St. John Waugh.
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Oh my goodness - Arthur? No wonder she was confused! That's as bad as the Mexicans calling boys José María. The French, of course, go one worse with Jean Marie.
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Re: Top 10 Possible Contents of the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library (#4 will SHOCK you!) -
01-15-2021, 10:23 AM
It is clear that this thread was started by a slimy atheist but regardless, it is our duty to fill this library with high-quality literature. Here are some examples of what the nation craves and needs:
However, why hasn't anyone thought about the children? It is of pivotal importance to provide the library with books for future voters. In just four years, flocks of young men come of voting age and we have to prepare them for the correct vote. We need books suitable for the young generation and targeted at the potential GOP/Trump voter: not too educated, strictly heterosexual with regards to their attention span. I suggest some oeuvres as follows:
And for the rising stars of the GOP!
We do need education but not any kind of education. We need to teach True Facts™ to our kids, and this future library can help us attain that Godly Goal for Jesus! Simple but Spiritually strong books for the future patriots!
Ecclesiastes 12:12
And further, by these, my son, be admonished: of making many books there is no end; and much study is a weariness of the flesh.
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Re: Top 10 Possible Contents of the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library (#4 will SHOCK you!) -
01-15-2021, 03:11 PM
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Three British authors - and two of them women?
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I'm not into gender bias, so to redress the 66% female allocation I'll add "The Mill on The Floss" by George Eliott. Brings it down to 50-50.
58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring k upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61
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