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True Christian™ Creation Scientist Fisher of Men
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Prayer for my lost wallet -
07-02-2012, 03:19 AM
Dear LORD,
I lift up my eyes unto the hills, from whence cometh my help. My help cometh from the LORD, who made Heaven and Earth. Let not my heart be troubled. I trust in You, I seek your face; let me be an instrument of Your Will on Earth. I need Your help. Without You I am nothing.
I lost my wallet this afternoon. Please help me find it.
Help me Jesus Christ. You are my only hope.
God, you are so great. I thank you for everything - not least of which is helping me overcome my innate worthlessness and become a full and complete person in Christ JESUS. In His Name.
Amen.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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True Christian™
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Posts: 516
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Mission for Men, topeka Kansas
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Re: Prayer for my lost wallet -
07-02-2012, 03:40 AM
And God, while you're at it, please see to it that Kansas unIversity has a better basketball year this year too please.
And also, please find his wallet and save the starving people in nigrastand, africa.
In any order You see fit.
Amen
Your most humble obedient servant who's at your warm Holy feet forever,
Jgs
Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV
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Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Prayer for my lost wallet -
07-02-2012, 04:05 AM
Amen!
And if you could see to it, LORD, my daughter needs a change of heart. When she sees I am right and stops fighting me and rebelling, her life will be much more pleasant.
You know the details, Jesus.
In Jesus Name I pray.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: With my nose stuck in the Bible.
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Re: Prayer for my lost wallet -
07-02-2012, 04:12 AM
Lord,
You know all and see everything. Anything is possible through Christ. If I say to this mountain, "move" it will run into the sea. I humbly ask You, Oh LORD! Please let the Dallas Cowboys win the Superbowl.
In the name of Christ Jesus.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers Salvation from Above God's Favorite Pilot™
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Posts: 6,282
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Flying the Friendly Skies for Jesus!
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Re: Prayer for my lost wallet -
07-02-2012, 06:52 AM
+1 on the wallet Lord, Brother Jed was all tore up about it at church today.
Also, while you're at it, I've got an old Craftsmen T50 staple gun, and nobody carries staples that fit it (the Arrow Brand ones are too narrow). So if you have the time, could you make the slot where the staples go in my stapler narrower to fit the Arrow staples? That would be great Lord, because I don't want to have to spend another $18.00 to buy a new Arrow stapler at The Home depot, that seems like a waste of money, since there's nothing wrong with the Craftsman gun.
Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!
God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!
Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!
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True Christian™
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Posts: 123
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: In Freehold at my husbands house.
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Re: Prayer for my lost wallet -
07-02-2012, 07:01 AM
Aaron wanted me to post here and pray for Jesus to fix the stapler too, since it's the least I could do if I cared about him at all, especially since he pays all the bills and all I do is fart and barf all the time and I still can't seem to scramble his eggs right, and how complicated is that after all, it's just eggs.
So please Jesus, fix Aaron's stapler. I pray with all my heart. Amen.
YIC
Mrs. Aaron Portway
Aaron said I should have this for my signature to remind me how to be a good wife.
"Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."
Pat Robertson
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: North Salem, Indiana
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Re: Prayer for my lost wallet -
07-02-2012, 04:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jedediah
Dear LORD,
I lift up my eyes unto the hills, from whence cometh my help. My help cometh from the LORD, who made Heaven and Earth. Let not my heart be troubled. I trust in You, I seek your face; let me be an instrument of Your Will on Earth. I need Your help. Without You I am nothing.
I lost my wallet this afternoon. Please help me find it.
Help me Jesus Christ. You are my only hope.
God, you are so great. I thank you for everything - not least of which is helping me overcome my innate worthlessness and become a full and complete person in Christ JESUS. In His Name.
Amen.
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Does it look like this, Brother?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Posts: 15,473
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Apostles Grove, Freehold, IA
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Re: Prayer for my lost wallet -
07-02-2012, 10:10 PM
Please pray that all this heat and humidity will go away so I can have better hair days.
I was embarrassed at Services this weekend because my hair was so limp.
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DOF investigation completed. Checks out perfectly.
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Location: Brooklyn, NY
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Re: Prayer for my lost wallet -
07-02-2012, 10:35 PM
As Christians, we need to remember that we MUST offer our bodies up to God as sacrifices acceptable to Him. This means we have to fully give ourselves to Him, not holding anything for ourselves, or else He won't answer our prayers.
I will pray for all of you. And since I don't abuse my vagina with dildos anymore and offer my body only to the LORD, I'm sure he'll answer my prayers.
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Close to God
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Re: Prayer for my lost wallet -
07-04-2012, 10:09 PM
Amazing how a thread mentioning "wallet" attracts so many women. A clear sign women are not to be trusted with money.
Ephesians 5:22-24 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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