Thank you Brother Lukasekman for raising this important topic. As CEO of America's largest food and drug wholesaler, I have a keen interest in this.
I've long been upset with all the Big Guvmint interference in my company's food business. They got these FDA health inspectors snooping around our slaughterhouses, looking for Mad Cow Disease, anthrax and other hoaxes. It's just ridiculous! None of them inspectors even speak Mexican, so how are they gonna communicate with our workers? Fortunately, we've managed to get the FDA about 90% defunded, and our lobbyists have just gotten the go-ahead for privatizing what's left, so we'll soon be employing some of our wetbacks as part-time inspectors-slaughterers. I mean it just makes perfect sense - who knows more about killing cows than the folks that do it for a living?
FDA meat inspectors (now privatized)
As the name implies, the Food and Drug Administration also regulates drugs. This is yet another area where private enterprise is suffering oppression at the hands of Big Guvmint. Free-trade+Free-Markets=Prosperity, which is why we need to outsource our drug production to low-wage countries in order to crush union thugs. Americans directly benefit from the resulting low-everyday prices. Now thanks to the recent privatization, we're accepting applications for the new FDA chief who, I'm sure, will take a more enlightened view at allowing drug imports.
Top candidates for next FDA Chief support free trade
Only if we can get Big Guvmint off our backs can we have free markets, free trade and record-breaking profits, which will trickle-down to the masses in the form of jobs. Our privatized prisons, for example, are booming (practically standing-room only these days)! It's a win-win situation!