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Job opportunity: Strip-searchers needed -
04-02-2012, 10:32 PM
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/03/us...e.html?_r=3&hp
people may be strip-searched after arrests for violating a leash law, driving without a license and failing to pay child support. Citing examples from briefs submitted to the Supreme Court, Justice Breyer wrote that people have been subjected to “the humiliation of a visual strip-search” after being arrested for driving with a noisy muffler, failing to use a turn signal and riding a bicycle without an audible bell.
A nun was strip-searched, he wrote, after an arrest for trespassing during an antiwar demonstration. So were victims of sexual assaults and women who were menstruating.
Justice Kennedy responded that “people detained for minor offenses can turn out to be the most devious and dangerous criminals.”
He's got a point. Also, people detained at random can too. I like the new code-word for unlimited police-state power:
Justice Anthony M. Kennedy, joined by the court’s conservative wing, wrote that courts are in no position to second-guess the judgments of correctional officials
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Re: Job opportunity: Strip-searchers needed -
04-02-2012, 10:45 PM
Agree whole hearty with the Justices. People can be so sensitive these days. Use a poorly chosen word in a thoughtless moment and people will turn on you and go violent!
Full body cavity searches are must! You never know when the perp is some violent drugged up crazy.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: Job opportunity: Strip-searchers needed -
04-02-2012, 10:59 PM
Bobby-Joe, as always, I am willing to lend a hand and carry out the search to wherever it may lead. I still believe in God and Country.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Job opportunity: Strip-searchers needed -
04-02-2012, 11:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Bobby-Joe, as always, I am willing to lend a hand and carry out the search to wherever it may lead. I still believe in God and Country.
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Thank you for you loyal support. We security specialists are there for the worst case scenario, unlike the public cops like Officer Richards. By definition every citizen's arrest we do is Serra Hotel and the perp must be treated with extra caution. Like tasering, cavity searches are must before the scene can be declared 5x5 secured and turned back over to the city police to tuck the public back into bed.
Keep in mind being officer friendly like you see the public police do gets you killed in my job. Their job is to keep the civies happy, mine is to stop things from getting worse. There just isn't the time for niceties. So it is good to know SCOTUS has our backs.
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Re: Job opportunity: Strip-searchers needed -
04-03-2012, 12:54 AM
This sounds like the kind of job I bring a lot of experience to.
I was conducting strip searches long before September 11 made them widely popular.
I revolutionized body cavity searches from merely using a flashlight.
I have the suspect remove all of his or her clothing, and then I hit them in the stomach with my flashlight. This is far more effective in dislodging any drugs or weapons they may be smuggling in their anuses than merely asking them to squat and cough.
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Re: Job opportunity: Strip-searchers needed -
04-03-2012, 03:30 AM
Let's start doing this in the cheap seats at Church on Sundays.
I don't trust those people.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Job opportunity: Strip-searchers needed -
04-04-2012, 02:40 PM
Hola Zeke, whats the problema? I've been doing the squat and cough thing before during and after your sermons for years, sometimes your sermons actually make me vomito in glory.
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