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Default Greetings; awesome forum here! - 07-03-2015, 04:13 PM


Greetings from the small town of Memphis, IN.



My name is Mike. I am a husband and father of four. Havebeen reading the website for about a week now. Very impressed. It’s about timesomeone speaks out against retards. Those God haters need to be exposed.



My favorite Bible verse is Psalms 97:10 – “Ye that love theLORD, hate evil: he preserveth the souls of his saints; he delivereth them outof the hand of the wicked.”



I really hope to enjoy my stay here and meet some wonderfulreal Christians.
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Greetings from the small town of Memphis, IN.



My name is Mike. I am a husband and father of four. Havebeen reading the website for about a week now. Very impressed. It’s about timesomeone speaks out against retards. Those God haters need to be exposed.



My favorite Bible verse is Psalms 97:10 – “Ye that love theLORD, hate evil: he preserveth the souls of his saints; he delivereth them outof the hand of the wicked.”



I really hope to enjoy my stay here and meet some wonderfulreal Christians.

Mr. Miller,

How refreshing to meet an actual adult male with begetting experience as a newcomer. I also think our Forum is magnificent and we are happy to share this view with Jesus Christ!



How do you manage spreading the Good Word in your pagan State?! Do you use the direct approach or do you depend on prayer?

Job 38:41
Who provideth for the raven his food? when his young ones cry unto God, they wander for lack of meat.

Welcome! I'm looking forward to many rousing conversations with you!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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Default Re: Greetings; awesome forum here! - 07-03-2015, 05:09 PM

Thanks for the welcome. And that's a great Bible verse in your signature area.
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Default Re: Greetings; awesome forum here! - 07-03-2015, 05:36 PM

Welcome to our holy forum, Mike. I offer you a cautious welcome. I say cautious because we will have to make sure you are not a pesky atheist troll. You can imagine how many sinners we get here trying to mock us.

I'll be watching your progress on our forum (as I am sure Jesus will be as well).

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Default Re: Greetings; awesome forum here! - 07-03-2015, 05:41 PM

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Welcome to our holy forum, Mike. I offer you a cautious welcome. I say cautious because we will have to make sure you are not a pesky atheist troll. You can imagine how many sinners we get here trying to mock us.

I'll be watching your progress on our forum (as I am sure Jesus will be as well).

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Hmmm if your Pastor Patrick Murphy disproves of the evil ring kissing papists, why does he wear their uniform?
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Hmmm if your Pastor Patrick Murphy disproves of the evil ring kissing papists, why does he wear their uniform?
The Catholic Church is not the only church that wears that outfit. We do not support the Catholic faith, their priesthood or pagan rituals in anyway.
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Default Re: Greetings; awesome forum here! - 07-03-2015, 06:53 PM

A cautious welcome, Mr Miller.

Your church building looks distinctly English. Did you liberate it from the CofE?


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Default Re: Greetings; awesome forum here! - 07-03-2015, 07:10 PM

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A cautious welcome, Mr Miller.

Your church building looks distinctly English. Did you liberate it from the CofE?
That's a good question. Our senior pastor, Mr. Davis could answer that. He founded the church. I've only been there since 2011.
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We do not support the Catholic faith, their priesthood or pagan rituals in anyway.
This is good to know. Perhaps you would enjoy reading Pastor Ezekiel's take on the wafer munching ring kissing false Christians.
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This is good to know. Perhaps you would enjoy reading Pastor Ezekiel's take on the wafer munching ring kissing false Christians.

I would be glad to. I enjoy reading.

Hopefully after I've been around, you all will read my articles, such as mine exposing the santanic nature of Sesame Street.

Thanks for the link. I think I have some reading to do now.
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Your church building looks distinctly English. Did you liberate it from the CofE?
That's a good question. Our senior pastor, Mr. Davis could answer that. He founded the church. I've only been there since 2011.
I am such a fool! I knew it was familiar, but I should have said Irish. It looks remarkably like a perfect replica of "Saint" Patrick's cathedral in Godless Armagh.




I well remember visiting the place when the family accompanied my husband on one of his many business trips to that benighted province. We had to explain to my eldest boy that in spite of it being named after some Catlick saint, it was not a Catlick church and there was no need to keep shouting "No Pope here!"

But that is all by the way. Tell us more about your life in Memphis, Indiana. I see it is very close to the Kentucky border. Do you have much trouble there with the products of consanguineous marriage? Leviticus 18:6 is apparently all Greek to them.


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That's a good question. Our senior pastor, Mr. Davis could answer that. He founded the church. I've only been there since 2011.

Welcome, friend. We are friendly to all who seek fellowship with Christians. We thirst to know your story. How and when were you saved? We know that there are many Yankees among the Indianites. Are they powerful in your camp? What revolver do you favor? Tell all; hold nothing back.


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I am such a fool! I knew it was familiar, but I should have said Irish. It looks remarkably like a perfect replica of "Saint" Patrick's cathedral in Godless Armagh.




I well remember visiting the place when the family accompanied my husband on one of his many business trips to that benighted province. We had to explain to my eldest boy that in spite of it being named after some Catlick saint, it was not a Catlick church and there was no need to keep shouting "No Pope here!"

But that is all by the way. Tell us more about your life in Memphis, Indiana. I see it is very close to the Kentucky border. Do you have much trouble there with the products of consanguineous marriage? Leviticus 18:6 is apparently all Greek to them.
Louisville is the closest major city. They had a big gay sodomite wedding party last weekend.

I've been in Memphis, IN since 2011. Great town. About 98% white (as it should be) and not a lot of God-haters around these parts (also how we like it).
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Welcome, friend. We are friendly to all who seek fellowship with Christians. We thirst to know your story. How and when were you saved? We know that there are many Yankees among the Indianites. Are they powerful in your camp? What revolver do you favor? Tell all; hold nothing back.
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Default Re: Greetings; awesome forum here! - 07-04-2015, 09:22 PM

Welcome! I'm glad to meet another adult Christian who is not hear to mock the Lord. I will, as a woman, meekly advise you to move away from anything that looks like the Cathylik church, lest the two of you be mistaken -- and I'm sure you do not want to be! I also read your take on Sesame Street. It looked sinful and promoting sodomy when I saw it, and now, I definitely will avoid it at all costs!

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Mike Miller has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Mike Miller has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Mike Miller has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Mike Miller has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Mike Miller has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Mike Miller has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.Mike Miller has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.
Default Re: Greetings; awesome forum here! - 07-05-2015, 10:23 AM

Everyone, thanks for the welcomes. Very good read by Pastor Ezekiel.


"And now the Lord shew kindness and truth unto you: and I also will requite you this kindness, because ye have done this thing." - 2 Samuel 2:6
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