[Virginia Day Templeton]

The United States government on Monday overturned its 30-year ban on blood donations by gay men, saying they can now donate 12 months after their last sexual contact with another man.

And the bubonic butt-blasters still aren't happy! It's "dithcrimination," they say, to ask them to pucker their mudholes for a year, because in doing so they must pass up hundreds if not thousands of anonymous, one-and-done anal encounters in bars, back alleys, and stairwells. This is unacceptable. It's homophobic! They demand the right to pump their toxic blood, teeming with party drugs and rectal plague pathogens, into our veins.

Let's say (hypothetically) that we give them what they want. Allow any homosexual man to donate blood, no matter how many pulsing death-sticks have impaled him, as long as he is somehow untainted with AIDS. Will that be enough? NO! They will claim such a policy is serophobic, that it discriminates against the HIV-positive. They will insist that all homosexuals, especially those infected with this universally fatal disease (since these are the most oppressed of homos and thus the most truly "gay") be allowed to donate blood, and if they don't get their way... they'll do it anyway. Which they already do. (Google "blood terrorism" for a chilling history lesson.) Why stop there? If they have the human right to put their blood in us, why not their semen? Soon Barney Frank will start crowing about reparations for homophobia, in which all American males over the age of eight must orally and anally service homosexuals. If we cannot keep them out of our blood, the very substance that powers our bodies, then we have no grounds to refuse them anything. What a chilling thought.

You simply cannot win with these freaks. Nothing will ever be enough for them, because once they are fully accepted by society, as they basically are now, they will have no one left to blame their problems on—the problems they bring upon themselves with their diseased deathstyle and rejection of God. Since they will always be miserable, they must constantly invent new forms of "discrimination" to explain their misery. And of course, theirs is not a religious or ethnic identity, but one defined by sexual behavior, so when we say "hey, could you cool it with the buggery for a minute?" they hear threats of genocide.

The Food and Drug Administration said its decision to reverse the policy was based on an examination of the latest science which shows that an indefinite ban is not necessary to prevent transmission of HIV, the virus that causes AIDS.

"Ultimately, the 12-month deferral window is supported by the best available scientific evidence, at this point in time, relevant to the U.S. population," Dr. Peter Marks, deputy director of the FDA's biologics division, said in a statement.

The move brings the United States in line with countries such as the United Kingdom, Australia and New Zealand which also have 12-month deferrment periods.

Gay rights advocates said the updated policy remains discriminatory.

"It is ridiculous and counter to the public health that a married gay man in a monogamous relationship can't give blood, but a promiscuous straight man who has had hundreds of opposite sex partners in the last year can," said Jared Polis, a Democratic congressman and co-chair of the Congressional LGBT Equality Caucus, a caucus of openly gay members of Congress.

What insane times we live in. Half of all homosexuals will eventually contract AIDS, yet it is "counter to the public health" not to accept every drop of their blood, and gross bigotry to treat them the same as people with earrings.

This is not only a biological hazard; it is a grave spiritual one as well. Can you truly be considered a Christian if every cell in your body is infused with gayness? I am especially concerned about the spread of anal demons. The national blood supply is screened for AIDS and hepatitis (though "accidents" still happen), but instruments that detect demons and devils are unknown in the secular world. We have quite a few of them here in Freehold. Some of our best demonology equipment was lost last year, when authorities raided LBU on a wrongful, malicious tip that its chemistry lab was a front for meth production, but Landover Hospital still tests all its blood and has yet to see a case of possession originate within its walls. More than ever, it is imperative that no True Christian undergo a transfusion or any type of surgery at a secular hospital. The church will do what it can to combat this menace. I have a feeling, though, that our exorcists are going to be busier than ever in 2016.

Stay vigilant, brethren! This is yet another reminder that the End Times are indeed upon us.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Ew.

[Nobar King]

I need to start collecting and saving my own blood, now?