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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
06-05-2008, 05:47 PM
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It's independent thought that has allowed the homers to flourish; why would we take part in such foolishness?
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I couldn't have said it better myself!
So-called "independent thought" enables humans to believe they are able to think and function apart from their creator, but as we know, there is a God-shaped hole inside each one of us. When we separate ourselves from him, wall fall into the stick traps of satan, such as homosexuality.
All just so we can believe we're "independent thinkers"?
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
06-06-2008, 03:49 PM
posted by bobby joe:
You have to ask yourself the question "when does the soul enter the flesh"? It's pretty clear that Bible says it is with the sperm. Therefore non-unproductive sex is murdering people.
I do not understand what you mean, you just said productive (double negative, perhaps unintentional? in that case, what about comdoms?)sex murders people because the soul enters the flesh. Sorry, but could you explain further?
No, I am not trying to draw you away from the Bible, but it was written by man, and I would like to know what you would of thought if that passage was not in the Bible, even if the Bible is correct. It was a simple curiosity, nothing more, and I apologise if I offended you.
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
06-06-2008, 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted by The Bluejay
posted by bobby joe:
You have to ask yourself the question "when does the soul enter the flesh"? It's pretty clear that Bible says it is with the sperm. Therefore non-unproductive sex is murdering people.
I do not understand what you mean, you just said productive (double negative, perhaps unintentional? in that case, what about comdoms?)sex murders people because the soul enters the flesh. Sorry, but could you explain further?
No, I am not trying to draw you away from the Bible, but it was written by man, and I would like to know what you would of thought if that passage was not in the Bible, even if the Bible is correct. It was a simple curiosity, nothing more, and I apologise if I offended you.
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That is okay friend, since you are unsaved trash you lack the clear understanding we Chosen Elect have. I am trying to help you understand God thinking as described in The Bible.
What I am saying is the soul enters the body when the body is just sperm. Spiritually speaking sperm are just little human beings. So if the man has sex for anything else but making babies his committing murder. Since the unconceived don't have mouths to accept Jesus as their savior they are damned to hell.
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
06-06-2008, 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
What I am saying is the soul enters the body when the body is just sperm. Spiritually speaking sperm are just little human beings. So if the man has sex for anything else but making babies his committing murder. Since the unconceived don't have mouths to accept Jesus as their savior they are damned to hell.
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Pastor Bobby-Joe, that's a point I've always wondered about.
A man releases thousands of sperm at one shot (so to speak), but only one gets to fertilize an egg (if that).
So does that mean that thousands of souls are condemned by God for not being fastest to the egg? Or does God recycle them, maybe?
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
06-06-2008, 05:12 PM
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So does that mean that thousands of souls are condemned by God for not being fastest to the egg? Or does God recycle them, maybe?
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I've wondered this too. I think it's a case where we just have to trust that the LORD is just and knows what He's doing, as surely he must, because he's the LORD.
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
06-06-2008, 05:17 PM
God and all of you are just mad at gay people because they found a loophole in God's punishment. He punished women by giving them painful childbirth. He punished men by having us live with/marry women. Gays just found a way out and thought "Hell, we'll just do each other.".
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
06-06-2008, 05:28 PM
Well, you're right in saying GOD is mad at gay people. So mad, he commands us to take them out and STONE THEM TO DEATH for being an abomination.
However, they didn't really find a loophole, because GOD sees all from beginning to end. He knew they'd start doing this. But he allowed them to come into being anyway.
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
06-06-2008, 09:57 PM
ok, it says those who have pleasure in it. I dont have pleasure in homosexuality. It just doesnt bother me a whole lot and no where in the bible does it say people that homosexuality doesnt bother a whole lot will go to hell.
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
06-07-2008, 09:07 AM
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ok, it says those who have pleasure in it. I dont have pleasure in homosexuality. It just doesnt bother me a whole lot and no where in the bible does it say people that homosexuality doesnt bother a whole lot will go to hell.
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It should be your desire to completely obey GOD's will, and not just do what your puny little conscience tells you it's right or wrong, as the Bible puts it:
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I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot. So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
06-07-2008, 04:58 PM
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God and all of you are just mad at gay people because they found a loophole in God's punishment. He punished women by giving them painful childbirth. He punished men by having us live with/marry women. Gays just found a way out and thought "Hell, we'll just do each other.".
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There is no escape from God's wrath! First, he commanded us to stone the homers to death. When Satan managed to get secular law to defy God's orders, God created GRID (aka the AIDS, for those who want to be "politically correct"). The average life expectancy of a homer is 49-52 years old. For those very few that make it past 52 and live free of GRID, there is still one thing left. An eternity of searing agony.
Personally, I don't think a shortened lifespan and burning in unimaginable pain forever is really "finding a loophole".
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
06-08-2008, 05:09 PM
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ok, it says those who have pleasure in it. I dont have pleasure in homosexuality. It just doesnt bother me a whole lot and no where in the bible does it say people that homosexuality doesnt bother a whole lot will go to hell.
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You can't beat God son, there are no loopholes in damnation:
God’s Law is Le:20:13: If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
The consequence of being a by-stander is Proverb:28:4: They that forsake the law praise the wicked: but such as keep the law contend with them.
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
06-09-2008, 02:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Libertarian-FTW
ok, it says those who have pleasure in it. I dont have pleasure in homosexuality. It just doesnt bother me a whole lot and no where in the bible does it say people that homosexuality doesnt bother a whole lot will go to hell.
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Well, I know the bible is very against homosexuality in any way, but I don't quite understand what point you were tyring to make here?
It seems as though parts of that second sentence that would have made it make sense are missing. Care to rephrase?
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
06-11-2008, 10:37 PM
The Old Testament is VERY clear. All questions of morality in Leviticus can be answered by these two questions:
1. Who does the woman belong to?
2. Who's mah baby's daddy?
It's so easy to understand, even Unsaved mormonS can get it!
Illegal tallywhacker penetration sins fall into TWO categories. Either it's booty-theft or an abomination unto the Lord!
If there's no chance of there being a Daddy (goats for innstance...or qweers in this case) then it's an automatic abomination!
How hard is that to understand you hell-bound fags?
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
06-15-2008, 10:34 AM
I thank you for explaining clearly. However, you did not answer my question. Unproductive sex murders people, and therefore, gays are murderers. What about women to old to concieve? condoms? Monks and nuns take a vow of celibacy, isn't that refusal to have sex murdering babies?
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
06-15-2008, 10:59 AM
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Christians don't make gay people sick. They make each other sick.
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That is indeed what Christians do.
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
06-16-2008, 02:20 PM
There is definitely hope for all gays, who, like my hero Richard A. Cohen, have turned away the demons of homosexual desire.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...081501063.html
Quote: As part of his treatment, Cohen advises patients to pray, exercise regularly and undergo "behavioral and gesture reeducation" in which they practice acting more conventionally masculine. He also endorses a technique using "bioenergetics" in which a client releases pent-up anger by smashing a tennis racket against a mound of pillows while repeatedly screaming "Dad" -- or the name of the person about whom the client has unresolved feelings. This, Cohen said, is how he recovered his repressed memories of sexual abuse.
Touch plays a central role in his therapy, said Cohen, who does not treat women. He recommends that clients develop intimate friendships with heterosexual mentors who will cuddle them in a parental, nonerotic way, making up for the love they did not get from their fathers.
I use the tennis racket technique myself. And I minister to young gays in Russia using touch, demon repulsion therapy, and developing intimate relationships with them, particularly the homeless ones that need a place to sleep. And getting on our knees to pray, of course. Christian charity and prayer power go a long way, praise Jesus!
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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06-16-2008, 02:36 PM
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QFT
That is indeed what Christians do.
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
06-16-2008, 05:22 PM
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QFT
That is indeed what Christians do.
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
06-16-2008, 08:01 PM
you homers better watch out. God looks down sadly on your sick perversion. You can still believe in jesus christ our savior and be saved from eternal damnation. But if you still keep up with your blasphemous sodomy god will send you to burn in hell for all eternity.
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Re: you people make me sick, I'm gay, so what? -
06-17-2008, 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted by The Bluejay
I thank you for explaining clearly. However, you did not answer my question. Unproductive sex murders people, and therefore, gays are murderers. What about women to old to concieve? condoms? Monks and nuns take a vow of celibacy, isn't that refusal to have sex murdering babies?
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Who cares about what monks and nuns do? They're all going to Hell anyway, for worshipping the Pope and Jesus' mom instead of Our Saviour.
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