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Default Re: JcPenny: Pornography delivered to your home! - 11-28-2009, 06:59 PM

As we all know, being exposed to the disgusting pornography in these catalogs causes unsaved ethnic males to be driven insane with the desire to rape white women. Obviously, Satan has his perverted claws deep in the garment industry of this once great country.

The only comfort I take is that the strength of the Lord is strong in the True Christians™ here in Freehold. He has quenched the fires of lust that can dwell in the hearts of even caucasian men. He has driven the desire for wanton perversion out of every True Christian™ man and woman. And I say Glory for this wonderful work the Lord has done for us. Sex and desire have no place in a Christian marriage!*




*Except of course for producing Soldiers for Christ. This is a duty that True Christian™ husbands must perform with their wives. It is in no way related to the powerful and constant rape-urge common in unsaved ethnic men.





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Default Re: JcPenny: Pornography delivered to your home! - 11-28-2009, 07:09 PM

Praise Jesus Professor Bessemer!Very well said! I also thank the Moderators who may of deleted the porn that those two perverts may of placed here before i saw it.
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Default Re: JcPenny: Pornography delivered to your home! - 11-30-2009, 04:38 AM

While JC Penney recently announced that they were finally putting a stop to their insidious home catalog, they also made a point of making sure the whole world knows about their openly and hard-core pornographic website. I list it here, along with others, so that all True Christians™ know what to be on the lookout for and can thereby be better prepared to avoid at all costs. If you receive "come hither" emails from any of these e-retailers, know that their goal is to ensnare you in their webs of carnal doom.

JCPenney
Sears
eBay
Land's End
WalMart
Target
Satan's Playground
K Mart
Lucifer's Playground
Overstock.com
Amazon.com
Demons 'R' Us
Kohl's

Certainly there are more and it is your responsibility to Jesus to recognize when you have unwittingly stumbled into such websites and, upon such realization, to already have this saved in your favorites for quick escape before you can be negatively affected.


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Default Re: JcPenny: Pornography delivered to your home! - 01-09-2010, 06:32 PM

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What if they saw you calling them this when this is their job and what they do to put food on the table and a roof over the house.
Well... one can only hope that they would realize they are living a life of sin and change their ways?

It is better to be a beggar on Earth and a king in Heaven than the other way around!

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What if I called you Christians sluts and whores. You'd hate it.
If you did, then you would knowingly be lying. I would hate it if I encouraged you to commit sin and ruin your chances to go to Heaven.

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Stop being elitist jerks and ruining the name of Christians everywhere.
The truth hurts. I would rather be a "jerk" and speak the truth about the Bible than be a false Christian and pretend it's fine to sin. Most Christians you encounter aren't Real Christians. They just wear some ornaments and that's it. They sin and lust all they want and pretend that's fine. Don't blame the people who are trying to help you.
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Default Re: JcPenny: Pornography delivered to your home! - 08-25-2010, 06:45 AM

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Look at this harlot! She is looking erotically into a camera, enticing the viewer to "come and get it". The soft brown hair drapes around her shoulders and her plump, firm bosom makes the viewer's heart beat faster. The worst part about it is she is not even wearing panties, allowing the viewer to entertain fantasies about what lies beneath...
Easy there my brother. Don't let Satan tempt you!

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Are you worried Daddy will wake up and hear you clicking on the keyboard and come up for his nightly 'visit'? Don't worry, he'll lose interest in a couple of years when you turn 14.
This isn't a very Christian comment Brother Enoch. Satan has obviously invaded your mind. Repent!

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How would they feel if their mothers saw this kind of raw, virile, well-formed masculinity on display?
This comment borders on latent homosexuality which is a sin. Repent brother, repent!

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The word "whore" appears in the Bible 65 times.

The word "harlot" appears in the Bible 48 times.

True, "slut" does not appear in the Bible, but the word "perverse" is there 29 times. "Adulterer" is there 12 times. "Lewd" appears 20 times. Or more liberal translations of the Bible, these words are sometimes rendered "slut".

Do you think God, author of the Bible, is an elitist jerk and ruining the name of Christians everywhere?
The person who counted these terms isn't much of a Christian.

By the way, I hate to be the one to break it to you but God did not write the Bible. That is widely accepted as fact.

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Yesterday morning Emil and I went to the mall,It was very busy to say the least.I got separated form Emil and went looking for him. 45 minutes latter I found him standing in front of the Victoria's Secret store ,his face was beet red and his jaw was almost hitting the floor .In side some of the sluts that work there were walking around in their undergarments and high heals,one of them sluts was wearing THONG panties and another had on a black Teddi.I took me almost 10 minutes to pull Emil away from the window, I think he was in shock.What is the matter with them sluts ,the mall was plum full of kids and grown men,have they no shame?
It sounds like he was sexually excited. Satan got to him.

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My word Lola, this is horrifying news! We should alert Officer Don and Rev. Jim immediately! These harlots need discipline, saving, and then more discipline!
Are spankings mentioned in the Bible?

This Victoria Secret ad is even more disgusting than those JCPenney ads. The people who published this filth will surely burn in hell!
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Default Re: JcPenny: Pornography delivered to your home! - 08-25-2010, 02:44 PM

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Are spankings mentioned in the Bible?
No, spankings are not mentioned. According to the Bible, you are supposed to beat your children with a rod. Look here for more info :

http://www.creationists.org/corporal-discipline.html
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