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Default Re: Your Advertising is Glitchy. - 10-30-2008, 05:13 PM

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I honestly doubt it matters what I believe in. I'm not causing a disturbance, not intentionally at least. If it's absolutely necessary to know, I believe in Christianity. I believe in the ideal, but I've never been obligated to any formal religion.
If you don't mind, I'll put you down as, "fluffy-bunny, I've invented my own god in my own image so I can get into heaven."

Son, it doesn't work like that! You need to seek out Baby Jesus and fast - not one of us knows when we will be called to Glory and, without Salvation, it will be far from glorious!




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Default Re: Your Advertising is Glitchy. - 10-30-2008, 05:24 PM

You've greatly helped my assignment. Yes, there was an assignment. But in truth, I don't go to USC. And I have no reason to disclose such information to you anyways. Two proxies down, and an infinite number of email accounts to make. I'll be hanging around for a little bit.

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Default Re: Your Advertising is Glitchy. - 10-30-2008, 05:25 PM

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Unfortunately the Bible is one of the most biased literature out there. My point coming to this site in the first place was to understand the fringe elements of Christian society. You have to admit while your beliefs are understandable, you represent a minority. I thought that understanding the edge would help me better understand the middle ground.
We may be a minority boy, but we are certainly not "fringe". We are the ONLY True Christians™ whose Salvation is guaranteed! We are all washed in the Blood of the Lamb and will serve at the right hand (the good side) of God for all eternity! What is the point of understanding the "middle ground" if they will all end up in hell!?!


Thou hast also given me the shield of thy salvation: and thy gentleness hath made me great.

Thou hast enlarged my steps under me; so that my feet did not slip.
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With all due respect sir, as an intellectual I am obligated to understand the truth.
You admit to seeking knowledge outside the Bible? Why, I'm suprised the Lord does not strike you down this instant!


And this I say, lest any man should beguile you with enticing words.

For though I be absent in the flesh, yet am I with you in the spirit, joying and beholding your order, and the stedfastness of your faith in Christ.

As ye have therefore received Christ Jesus the Lord, so walk ye in him:

Rooted and built up in him, and stablished in the faith, as ye have been taught, abounding therein with thanksgiving.

Beware lest any man spoil you through philosophy and vain deceit, after the tradition of men, after the rudiments of the world, and not after Christ.
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Sir, the Bible is one groups way to peace and salvation in their own right. To another its a means to an understanding.
The KJV1611 Bible is the Word of God and the sum total of all any True Christian™ needs to know to live a pious life here on earth that we may have eternal life in heaven. End of story!




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Default Re: Your Advertising is Glitchy. - 10-30-2008, 05:35 PM

Well, thanks for the pseudonym Ren. (Can we expect Stimpy?)

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Before you read any of this read my stats (That box with the info below my picture). I'm 20 years old and Wiccan. Some may callme a Xtain (or Xtian, depending on who your speaking to) which is basically the same thing as being Wiccan. I'm extremely liberal and open minded. I firmly believe the government is a group of old men trying to figure out how they can pack their pockets and not get caught. All the while murdering innocent civilians overseas and labeling them terrorist. The people shooting and killing our armed servicemen and women over sees very well may be terrorist, but I highly doubt they we're the ones that started this war. I believe that the United States government is responsible for the tragedies of September 11th, 2001. If you want to know why, see [commie link removed]. Lastly, while I do consider myself male, I am highly disappointed in the male population. Mostly because the same guys who come into a girls stickam room and try to get her to take her clothes off, are the same guys that make it difficult for guys like me who have some dignity and common sense to carry a relationship without the girls first thought at meeting me being "Is he a perv?" The answer by the way is no. If you have any other questions, just ask.
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My formal major is computer science.
So you're a chink? We know about your type. You pretend to be listening about Jesus and nodding, but as soon as you get back to your friends, you're like "those Christians are so nosy". That's why you will never be saved.


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Default Re: Your Advertising is Glitchy. - 10-30-2008, 05:41 PM

:laughing hysterically: Another pathetic loser of Stickam. Like lambs to the slaughter. I'm impressed through. At least you have sufficient knowledge of how to use a search engine. That qualifies you to be... well, a resident at a nursing home. Anyway. If you must be Sir Detective or whatnot, allow me to assist you.
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Default Re: Your Advertising is Glitchy. - 10-30-2008, 06:05 PM

Wow, such the clever boy! I think you may be the first person ever on the internets to pretend to be someone you are not!

You think we don't check IPs here boy? We've known Luv Asstinsertnum was the same as Red Sukiaki since you were banned last time. If you think you're being sly, you're wrong. And if you think getting us to post scripture and testify in the Word of God is winning, you're just as wrong there!

The more trolls like you we get to read the Word, the better! So keep coming back as whoever you want, we'll still be here armed with the Bible and we'll be ready to rebuke you until the day the Devil is having his way with you in hell!

For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king.
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Oh Cap'n. You are a funny one. No, I don't think I'm the only one. I just think I'm one of the only smart "Wickers" here that doesn't flaunt their beliefs around like a red flag. One proxy initiated. Two further proxies to reinforce further tunneling attempts. Do I think your all crazy? Yes. Do I think your all dumb enough not to have a hacker or two on your member list? No. I'd be stupid If I didn't realize that. Always a pleasure, Cap'n! Or should I say Cap'n Crunch? My new name for you buddy, ol' pal, ol' friend.
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Default Re: Your Advertising is Glitchy. - 10-30-2008, 06:18 PM

And one more thing, whenever I come here I wear my pentacle and my celtic knot to remind me where my true beliefs reside. You have your security blanket, I have mine.
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Anyone ever tell you your avatar makes you look a little like Harry Potter? *gasp* It can't be!

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I just think I'm one of the only smart "Wickers"
How incredibly droll. Unfortunately son, I don't think the devil is a fan of comedy.
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Default Re: Your Advertising is Glitchy. - 10-30-2008, 06:24 PM

I hope those heathen idols you wear are fire proof. Your mouth is geting your eternal soul into a bit of trouble with God. Your silly necklaces won't protect you after God throws you into the Lake of Fire.

Even so the tongue is a little member, and boasteth great things. Behold, how great a matter a little fire kindleth!

And the tongue is a fire, a world of iniquity: so is the tongue among our members, that it defileth the whole body, and setteth on fire the course of nature; and it is set on fire of hell.
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Default Re: Your Advertising is Glitchy. - 10-30-2008, 06:27 PM

I anxiously await the day when/if your supposed Judgement Day comes to pass. When "God" comes down to claim his "servants" (I hope you all get paid well. I would find it funny to see you all in loincloths and chains, like they did in the old days) looks to the world, takes one glance at your congregation and can't help but laugh at you as he walks away.
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I anxiously await the day when/if your supposed Judgement Day comes to pass. When "God" comes down to claim his "servants" (I hope you all get paid well. I would find it funny to see you all in loincloths and chains, like they did in the old days) looks to the world, takes one glance at your congregation and can't help but laugh at you as he walks away.
What?

My confusion is continually before me, and the shame of my face hath covered me,
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And one more thing, whenever I come here I wear my pentacle and my celtic knot to remind me where my true beliefs reside. You have your security blanket, I have mine.
You believe in a rope?

Also, I don't appreciate that Harry Potter insult. Are you prejudiced against people who wear glasses?


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Default Re: Your Advertising is Glitchy. - 10-30-2008, 06:57 PM

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:laughing hysterically: Another pathetic loser of Stickam. Like lambs to the slaughter. I'm impressed through. At least you have sufficient knowledge of how to use a search engine. That qualifies you to be... well, a resident at a nursing home. Anyway. If you must be Sir Detective or whatnot, allow me to assist you.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...eferrerid=7778
Thats me too. God I thought you all would be smarter then this. Have a great day.
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Our hope is that you will see the light, and start following the One True God, instead of this ridiculous imaginary 54-year-old superstition you follow called Wicca (much of which was stolen from Aleister Crowley).
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One proxy initiated. Two further proxies to reinforce further tunneling attempts. Do I think your all crazy? Yes. Do I think your all dumb enough not to have a hacker or two on your member list? No. I'd be stupid If I didn't realize that.
And what do you hope to accomplish? You're going to yammer us to death, with the exact same nonsense we've heard dozens of times from your Hellbound pals?

Wake me up when you have something interesting to say, OK?


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Default Re: Your Advertising is Glitchy. - 10-30-2008, 07:14 PM

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I find it more interesting... the adverts a visitor sees are based upon the web pages he has visited and the interests he is shown to have
Not really, I have one that says "learn biblical hebrew" and I've never searched that
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Default Re: Your Advertising is Glitchy. - 10-30-2008, 07:18 PM

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Not really, I have one that says "learn biblical hebrew" and I've never searched that
What part of "the adverts a visitor sees are based upon the web pages he has visited" didn't you understand. You have 107 posts on this forum so far. You probably got that add because you spend so much time here.

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Default Re: Your Advertising is Glitchy. - 10-30-2008, 07:26 PM

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Wow, such the clever boy! I think you may be the first person ever on the internets to pretend to be someone you are not!

You think we don't check IPs here boy? We've known Luv Asstinsertnum was the same as Red Sukiaki since you were banned last time. If you think you're being sly, you're wrong. And if you think getting us to post scripture and testify in the Word of God is winning, you're just as wrong there!

The more trolls like you we get to read the Word, the better! So keep coming back as whoever you want, we'll still be here armed with the Bible and we'll be ready to rebuke you until the day the Devil is having his way with you in hell!

For rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, and stubbornness is as iniquity and idolatry. Because thou hast rejected the word of the LORD, he hath also rejected thee from being king.
1st Samuel 15:23
What I find funny is that you seem not to be able to read. I'm using multiple proxies. Keyword: Multiple. You don't have any idea who I am through my IP because It's not mine! For all I know it's rerouted through China.
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Well, thanks for the pseudonym Ren. (Can we expect Stimpy?)

A quick check shows he is a damned Wicker and a lieberal.
Quote:Before you read any of this read my stats (That box with the info below my picture). I'm 20 years old and Wiccan. Some may callme a Xtain (or Xtian, depending on who your speaking to) which is basically the same thing as being Wiccan. I'm extremely liberal and open minded. I firmly believe the government is a group of old men trying to figure out how they can pack their pockets and not get caught. All the while murdering innocent civilians overseas and labeling them terrorist. The people shooting and killing our armed servicemen and women over sees very well may be terrorist, but I highly doubt they we're the ones that started this war. I believe that the United States government is responsible for the tragedies of September 11th, 2001. If you want to know why, see [commie link removed]. Lastly, while I do consider myself male, I am highly disappointed in the male population. Mostly because the same guys who come into a girls stickam room and try to get her to take her clothes off, are the same guys that make it difficult for guys like me who have some dignity and common sense to carry a relationship without the girls first thought at meeting me being "Is he a perv?" The answer by the way is no. If you have any other questions, just ask.

This is his Photo: it has been forwarded to DoF.
Hmm... you call that link communist but you censored it? Hmm... kind of hypocritical don't you think?
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Our Godly moderators know who you are, little boy. But unlike the folks at Rapture Ready, who've probably banned you already, our moderators know that deep down you want to learn about Jesus. That's why He brought you here, and why our moderators allow you to continue posting.

Our hope is that you will see the light, and start following the One True God, instead of this ridiculous imaginary 54-year-old superstition you follow called Wicca (much of which was stolen from Aleister Crowley).
Actually it was started by Gerald Gardner. I follow Gardenian Wicca. Anyway it's moot point. Maybe I do want to learn about Christianity again. But I'd rather burn in hell then condemn the one next to me to hell because he/she doesn't believe what I believe.

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