[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

As you know, the Republican Party has long been God's staunchest allies in the global war on visual depictions of post-pubescent female breasts.

Georgia Congressman Paul Broun, has launched a new crusade on behalf of our crusaders in Iraq. Surveying the dangerous situation abroad, the slow progress in Iraq, and the ever-increasing number of American casualties, Broun has, after careful consideration, decided that the problem is playboy magazine.

Republican Congressman Paul Broun, the representative from Georgia's 10th District, wants to stop the sale of Playboy and Penthouse at military bases around the world, invoking an argument...that consuming even soft pornography makes men more prone to committing sex crimes...

Broun, who is 61, wants to take away the board's discretion by inserting into the old law some new language delineating terms like "sexually explicit." ...It defines nudity, for instance, as the display of "human genitals, pubic area, anus, anal cleft, or any part of the female breast below a horizontal line across the top of the areola."

Note that by outlawing the "anal cleft, or any part of the female breast" we can support our troops by freeing them from the tyrannical side-boob and bum-cleavage of Britney Speers and her fellow-travellers.

"Allowing the sale of pornography on military bases has harmed military men and women by: escalating the number of violent, sexual crimes; feeding a base addiction; eroding the family as the primary building block of society; and denigrating the moral standing of our troops both here and abroad."

We've been saying for a long time that the troops are sexually immoral and finally the mainstream Republican Party has caught up with us. As usual we are ahead of our time.



Here are the bill's co-sponsors:

Rep Akin, W. Todd [MO-2] - 4/16/2008
Rep Bartlett, Roscoe G. [MD-6] - 4/16/2008
Rep Bishop, Rob [UT-1] - 4/16/2008
Rep Chabot, Steve [OH-1] - 4/16/2008
Rep Forbes, J. Randy [VA-4] - 4/16/2008
Rep Fortenberry, Jeff [NE-1] - 4/16/2008
Rep Goode, Virgil H., Jr. [VA-5] - 4/16/2008
Rep King, Steve [IA-5] - 4/16/2008
Rep Musgrave, Marilyn N. [CO-4] - 4/16/2008
Rep Pence, Mike [IN-6] - 4/16/2008
Rep Pitts, Joseph R. [PA-16] - 4/16/2008
Rep Roskam, Peter J. [IL-6] - 4/16/2008
Rep Sali, Bill [ID-1] - 4/16/2008
Rep Shays, Christopher [CT-4] - 4/29/2008
Rep Smith, Christopher H. [NJ-4] - 4/16/2008
Rep Souder, Mark E. [IN-3] - 4/16/2008
Rep Wittman, Robert J. [VA-1] - 4/23/2008

While liberals has been offering nonsensical reasons for casualties in Iraq (failure to win Iraqi hearts and minds (as if Iraqis possess either), lack of body armor, and so on) the reason 4000+ Soldiers and contractors have died in Iraq, with 10,000+ crippled for life is simple: God is punishing them for viewing visual depictions of post-pubescent female breasts.

By denigrating the moral standing of US troops - turning them into immoral sex-maniacs - porn opens soldiers to God's wrath. Once self-abuse, and the viewing of post-pubescent female breasts, have been banned from the armed forces, the Great Crusade Against Islamofascism will be easily won.