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Negroes needing help -
10-10-2006, 02:36 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmszCWUjcGw
*sigh*
I don't know what we can do for them, but these nigra are in need of something. Sometimes I just close my eyes and realize that this could have been me... *shudder*
PRAISE, JESUS!!!!
I thank Jesus every day for saving me from nigradom. It pains me to see nigra still stuck in their nigra rut. Is there any way of helping these coons or is it to late? I doubt they can read so are Bibles really an option? Sweet Jesus, it's like watching a horse suffering in pain from 3rd degree burns all over. You just want to put the beast down.
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Re: Negroes needing help -
10-10-2006, 03:43 AM
Brother Remy, for the life of me I couldn't out a word they were saying. What sort of gibberish is that? I am amazed that they can get through life that way. When they go into a Piggly Wiggly for a Big Gulp (to feed their niglets breakfast) how can the cashier understand them? Do they just shout ooga booga and point? And you say you can actually figure out what they're trying to say?
LORD JESUS have mercy on these poor befuddled creatures! I cannot imagine what use they might be to Jesus or themselves. They might find a career in the military checking for landmines I suppose.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Negroes needing help -
10-10-2006, 03:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Remy Lebeau
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmszCWUjcGw
*sigh*
I don't know what we can do for them, but these nigra are in need of something. Sometimes I just close my eyes and realize that this could have been me... *shudder*
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Dear Brother Remy, I watched that video, along with part 2. I worry that the colored folks in the video are really crying out for a white person to move into their neighborhood so that the property values will increase. As far as the leprechaun stuff goes . . . every colored person likes to claim that they have Irish blood and come from "White as Jesus ancestors". I hate to be a party pooper, but just because nigras turn green when they're drunk and smoke crack in a pipe, doesn't make them Irish.
Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.
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Re: Negroes needing help -
10-10-2006, 04:03 AM
Can someone translate that for me?
God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Re: Negroes needing help -
12-02-2007, 07:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson
Dear Brother Remy, I watched that video, along with part 2. I worry that the colored folks in the video are really crying out for a white person to move into their neighborhood so that the property values will increase. As far as the leprechaun stuff goes . . . every colored person likes to claim that they have Irish blood and come from "White as Jesus ancestors". I hate to be a party pooper, but just because nigras turn green when they're drunk and smoke crack in a pipe, doesn't make them Irish.
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The nigra is not very far removed from a shaved chimpanzee as I understand it. I believe their history regarding blackness is not very clouded but the result of sun and living in thin leaved trees. A lot of them had to be lassoed out of trees and have their hands tied behind their backs so they could learn to walk upright before being loaded on board ships and transported back to the slave markets.
This is why their hands are so callused, it certainly isn't from manual labor as those crazy ooogs boogas claim...they are certainly lazy as all they ever did was hang out in trees, pick lice off each other and eat coconuts (and the lice...ewwww!).
Why do we keep bringing up this subject...everyone in the world hates nigras and with full justification...lets just ignore them and maybe everyone will just forget them and in 100 years we can go into their ghettos, haul all the bodies to the dump, raze their hovels and build some condominiums.
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With the Holy Bible as your sole authority, you may, with a clear conscience, go into the world and act in ANY manner that will promulgate the Faith and the Name of Christianity
I am perfectly willing to give my life for my beliefs as well as yours.
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Re: Negroes needing help -
12-03-2007, 04:42 PM
John 7:24
Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.
For your information, I did not betray Jesus. He requested it. Jesus said to me once: "Tolerance is everything. Remember this." To stop all this confusion, Jesus is NOT the son of God. He himself never EVER said this. He was just simply a very smart man. Live with it. "Women stand above men," as quoted by Jesus when he spoke to me in private, "because God gave them the power to give life."
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Re: Negroes needing help -
12-03-2007, 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Professor Ogden
The nigra is not very far removed from a shaved chimpanzee as I understand it. I believe their history regarding blackness is not very clouded but the result of sun and living in thin leaved trees. A lot of them had to be lassoed out of trees and have their hands tied behind their backs so they could learn to walk upright before being loaded on board ships and transported back to the slave markets.
This is why their hands are so callused, it certainly isn't from manual labor as those crazy ooogs boogas claim...they are certainly lazy as all they ever did was hang out in trees, pick lice off each other and eat coconuts (and the lice...ewwww!).
Why do we keep bringing up this subject...everyone in the world hates nigras and with full justification...lets just ignore them and maybe everyone will just forget them and in 100 years we can go into their ghettos, haul all the bodies to the dump, raze their hovels and build some condominiums.
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Godly words, Professor, Godly words. I think I speak for everyone here that we're grateful for the scientifical analysis.
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Re: Negroes needing help -
12-04-2007, 01:06 AM
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Originally Posted by JudasReborn
John 7:24
Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.
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Exactly. We don't judge negroes according to their sickening appearance, wee judge them righteously and in accordance with their sickening behaviour.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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