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There was three of us.
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There was three of us.
Well then, I am sorry about your brother who was grabbed by SATAN and pulled into HELL just as he was born. I shall pray for him and you...and your sister who, GOD knows, needs as much prayer as she can get.


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Default 09-24-2006, 04:23 AM

It was not Jesus who lead me here, I came here on my own will, I'm not an ungrateful brat, you're just ignorant.


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It was not Jesus who lead me here, I came here on my own will, I'm not an ungrateful brat, you're just ignorant.
Right.. Me ignorant? I'm a grown man learned in the KJV1611, while you're an ungrateful little girl who probably attends public school, read and learn how ignorant you really are:

"For they being ignorant of God's righteousness, and going about to establish their own righteousness,
have not submitted themselves unto the righteousness of God."
Romans 10:3

"The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good."
Psalm 53:1


Why do you hate Jesus, and why do you keep insulting His servants?
We are only trying to save you from hell, icky.


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Default 09-24-2006, 04:45 AM

You are ignorant. You know nothing what I believe, whenever I try to explain, you just interrupt me and don't know anything I'm talking about. I'm trying to save you, not from heaven, but from living a miserable life.


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You are ignorant. You know nothing what I believe, whenever I try to explain, you just interrupt me and don't know anything I'm talking about. I'm trying to save you, not from heaven, but from living a miserable life.
I know you aren't SAVED, and that's all I care about.

And living a miserable life?

Look little girl, I have beautiful residences all over the world, a private jet, a business which generates a gross income of about 4 to 6 million dollars a year..
Plus various consulting projects which sometimes generate even more.. And more importantly, I am SAVED and going to Heaven.
Praise Jesus! He has blessed me with so much.


What do you have in life?
Nothing! And nothing to look forward to..Except spending an eternity in hell being raped by Satan! A real treat, right?
Please, what is wrong with you? Are you possessed?


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You are ignorant. You know nothing what I believe, whenever I try to explain, you just interrupt me and don't know anything I'm talking about. I'm trying to save you, not from heaven, but from living a miserable life.
ICKY! BE QUIET! GOD WANTS us (or at least YOU) to have a miserable life until you convert to TRUE CHRISTIANITY™. It's a test.....until He kills us in the most horrible possible way and we get to go to Heaven. That's how we know he loves us. Please get a Bible and read it before it's too late!


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How do you know our lives are miserable? Even if True Christians™ were miserable a miserable life now and hapiness in Heaven with Jesus for all eternity is better than a happy life now and torture at the hands (and barbed tallywhacker) of Satan for all eternity.
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I'm sticking to my word. Even if I work to support the family, and everyone seems to be dieing all the time, I don't know if it was Jesus that took this from me. I used to be a very good Christain, I listened to every word my parents said, I never fought with anyone, I was always kind. Then that changed...but my life hasn't changed, since I was a baby it stayed the same, except for me changing. So did Jesus take this from me? Do I want to live a pretty sucky life just to go to Heaven? I don't know.


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I'm sticking to my word. Even if I work to support the family, and everyone seems to be dieing all the time, I don't know if it was Jesus that took this from me. I used to be a very good Christain, I listened to every word my parents said, I never fought with anyone, I was always kind. Then that changed...but my life hasn't changed, since I was a baby it stayed the same, except for me changing. So did Jesus take this from me? Do I want to live a pretty sucky life just to go to Heaven? I don't know.
Good. JESUS has come into your heart. He can cast out your sin if you just do what He tells you. Now go plan what you are going to take with you to Yemen.


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Good. JESUS has come into your heart. He can cast out your sin if you just do what He tells you. Now go plan what you are going to take with you to Yemen.
Praise Him!

But so.. the deal with the Sheik is still on, Pastor?
Oh well, she is not worth more than 5 g's so I'm not going to bid over the Sheik.

Enjoy Yemen, Icky.
It was nice knowing you.


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I'd say it would be nice to have a nice life, then a nice time in The Summerland, heaven, whatever you want to call it, then be reborn as many times as you wish, learning lessons and enjoying life. Then when your done, join the stars.


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As soon as he found out she was fourteen he called it off.....too old.

However, fourteen is too YOUNG in our church.....without parental permission. You will have to ask the father, not Icki herself.


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As soon as he found out she was fourteen he called it off.....too old.

However, fourteen is too YOUNG in our church.....without parental permission. You will have to ask the father, not Icki herself.
I tried to do that, good Pastor. (Not as wife however, mind you, but as a concubine.)
But he threatened to call the cops or something like that..
I reckon he wasn't willing to sell.

The moral stagnation of the society of today is indeed horrible, now it's almost impossible to buy yourself an American concubine.. What's next??
Soon the demoncrats and lieberals will try to force everyone to "marry" homers.


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Now Icky, why do you say such things? Jesus wants you to accept Him on your knees. NOW, girl!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Is your little boy going gay? - 09-26-2006, 11:20 AM

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Humans and dolphins are wonderful enough to perform the act for their own pleasure.
How has every other poster in this thread so far managed to miss the fact that Icky (or her lesbian sister, I don't know the difference and I don't care to) owned up to "performing the act" with DOLPHINS? Icky, is your sister Jewish or something?


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Default Re: Is your little boy going gay? - 09-26-2006, 04:17 PM

Humans do it with HUMANS and Dolphins do it with DOLPHINS. Some do it with the same gendar or an animal but I don't care to.


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