[John Creeser]

Friends,

There is a new "toy" company out there trying to teach/encourage our children to have anal sex!!! Do not click on this link to pillow pets if you have a weak stomach.

Can someone PLEASE explain to me any other reason for this "pillow"?!?!!



I didn't think so, it's as plain as the nose on your face! They are not even trying to make it subtle anymore. This is OUTRAGEOUS!!!

Then there is this one that wants you to get him right in the CABOOSE!!



Please help me ban these abominations!!! Please write your congressman

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

This site is indeed outrageous - and it looks like they are also engaging the "furries" and promoting bestiality with their diabolical products.

Now enoy all the comfort and fashion of our plush chenille hats now attached as a hood to a warm, cozy sweatshirt. New Pillow Pet Hoodies are perfect for a chilly winter season with its hand-warming pockets and full front zipper.

Panda "Hoodie"

[Alexandria Puckett]

The pillow pets are the SILLIEST things I've ever seen!! Why would anyone buy their child one anyways!? And the hoodies are a good idea, but only if your son went out and killed the Panda himself and left it without a zipper and those awful pockets that promote tally-whacker-foolin.

[Deaner]

Originally Posted by John Creeser

Do not click on this link to pillow pets if you have a weak stomach.

Brother Creeser;

Unfortunately I did click the link despite your warning. I take full responsibility.

The first thing I saw was a very young girl in her pajama's having phone sex. I immediately left.

But, please tell me, what is anal sex?

[John Creeser]

Originally Posted by Deaner

Brother Creeser;

But, please tell me, what is anal sex?

Brother Deaner,

Billy Bob explained it to me once, kind of like this: It's when....a man inserts his "seed depositor" into the nether regions (of usually another man, but it doesn't matter because Billy Bob says anal is gay sex no matter who it is with) where there should be an "exit only" sign. Then deposits a million screaming children into a pile of feces to die horribly. Billy Bob should really explain it to you, he told it (in great detail) with such passion and intensity. No one man hates anal sex more then Billy Bob Jenkins!! And that is the God's honest truth!!!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan

This site is indeed outrageous - and it looks like they are also engaging the "furries" and promoting bestiality with their diabolical products.

Panda "Hoodie"

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Amen, Brother. So-called "furries" have become quite popular with the queers.

[Paragon of virtue]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Amen, Brother. So-called "furries" have become quite popular with the queers.

I'm fairly certain that this is security footage from last year's BroNYcon...I think Mayor Bloomberg booted them out after that incident and they forced them to move the whole perverted dog and pony show out to Maryland where this sort of thing is accepted.

[Shriekislove]

It is just pillows people. I had a big beer pillow when i was a child and i did not feel mesmerized to engage in anal sex. I have commented on two similar threads and i must say again that you create problems which are without a real reason.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Shriekislove

It is just pillows people. I had a big beer pillow when i was a child and i did not feel mesmerized to engage in anal sex. I have commented on two similar threads and i must say again that you create problems which are without a real reason.

I know they have "meat helmets" over in the frozen tundra...What is a "beer pillow" in the eskimo cult I wonder?

[John Creeser]

Originally Posted by Shriekislove

It is just pillows people.

Proverbs 3:24 When thou liest down, thou shalt not be afraid: yea, thou shalt lie down, and thy sleep shall be sweet.

Pillows are for you to rest to your HEAD and sleep, not cornhole a recreation of DORA THE EXPLORER!!! What the hell is wrong with you?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by John Creeser

Brother Deaner,

Billy Bob explained it to me once, kind of like this: It's when....a man inserts his "seed depositor" into the nether regions (of usually another man, but it doesn't matter because Billy Bob says anal is gay sex no matter who it is with) where there should be an "exit only" sign. Then deposits a million screaming children into a pile of feces to die horribly. Billy Bob should really explain it to you, he told it (in great detail) with such passion and intensity. No one man hates anal sex more then Billy Bob Jenkins!! And that is the God's honest truth!!!!

You speak the truth, brother.

Anal sex is the greatest temptation to lead straight couples away from Jesus Christ. That is why I hate it so much. Because of the predisposition of women to sin, they are constantly trying to force men into their seething rectums. There is nothing more disgusting (I would imagine) than pulling your penile member out of your wife's or some stranger's rectum and seeing it covered in mud and semen.

But anal sex is not the only thing I hate, brethren and sistren. I absolutely despise anything that is shaped like a penis, including trees, pencils, keys, most fruit, jets (biplanes I hate for a different reason altogether), tall buildings (except for the World Trade Center of course), wizard towers, lipstick tubes, and beehive hairdos. Since phallic icons are regularly inserted into the anus by heathen idolaters, phallus worship is really synonymous with anal sex.

But I do not allow my anger about anal sex to consume me. I am compassionate towards homers and loose women, as these are the very souls that Jesus wants me to reach. If I can prevent one sinner from stuffing his turgid and intumescent penis into the rectum of another man, I will consider this time on Earth worthwhile. However, given the virtually insurmountable temptation of analingus and other anal activities, I do not condition my serenity on this ambition.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins

But anal sex is not the only thing I hate, brethren and sistren. I absolutely despise anything that is shaped like a penis, including trees, pencils, keys, most fruit, jets (biplanes I hate for a different reason altogether), tall buildings (except for the World Trade Center of course), wizard towers, lipstick tubes, and beehive hairdos. Since phallic icons are regularly inserted into the anus by heathen idolaters, phallus worship is really synonymous with anal sex.

Amen brother. Actually, most objects that are longer than they are wide makes me shiver.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Ex-Viking

Amen brother. Actually, most objects that are longer than they are wide makes me shiver.

Guns and PAC-4 Patriot missiles are okay.

[uzbekistan200]

Wait, how can a kid know what's anal sex...

I mean, I've had one of these pillows and I've never thought about haveing sex with it.