Happy Birthday, Brother! May your servants treat you with a nice selection of Bourbons, Wines and Cakes on this happy day. Perhaps next year in
Heaven?
From our
Landover Birthday Committee, please extend our congratulations also to our Beloved Bro and Friend,
Mr. Cranky Old Man, whose umpteenth birthday was a couple of days ago. Regarding his current state, we were counting on his spending this anniversary in
Heaven with
Jesus Christ, but eventually it turned out that Mr. Cranky's
services to gain a couple of additional souls was too important to
extract him at this point. Please tell him that we're sorry for his continued existence in his mortal body and we're praying for him to
perish rapidly!
Colossians 1:22
In the body of his flesh through death, to present you holy and unblameable and unreproveable in his sight:
Yours in Christ,
Elmer