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Default Replica of Noah's Ark Damaged by Rain - 05-25-2019, 12:21 AM

History tells us that Noah and his sons built the Ark, gathered the animals and set sail. No doubt there were a few setbacks we did not hear about but God took care of them with some kind of back-up plan. Those who sinned, and no doubt there were some sinners who tried to stop Noah, were killed.

I'm sure Ken Ham, who organized and owns the Ark Encounter, an exact replica of Noah's Ark, prayed for guidance on how to over come the unexpected. After prayer, he bought insurance.

The Ark was damaged by powerful rain in Kentucky. It was not 40 days and 40 nights but the wind and rain were no doubt worse than that in Noah's time. Now, the Satan worshiping insurance company will not pay for one million dollars of damage.

We can be certain that when the end times come with fire instead of a flood God will fry those who stiffed the Godly Ken Ham. As the Louisville Courier said, this is no laughing matter.

https://www.courier-journal.com/stor...ge/1220627001/


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Default Re: Replica of Noah's Ark Damaged by Rain - 05-25-2019, 04:38 AM

Yes, Ken Ham stands firm against the mockers, some of whom were shown in the video clip. It was sad to watch them reinforcing one another's delusion.

But I also noticed how he didn't expect someone else to take responsibility.

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heavy rains..caused a landslide on its access road..and the road has been rebuilt


Unlike the sluggard in Proverbs 6:6 Ken got on with the task in hand, rebuilt the access road and maintained his witness for Christ. Have the Swiss forgotten that once their mountain enclave was under 4,523,172,399,949,693,923¼ tons of water? They will certainly be surprised when God melts the elements with fire, many of which they have in their bank vaults and watch factories! Cuckoo clocks are usually made from wood but I checked anyway and God will be smiting at around the 10,000˚F mark which, since they're also usually printed on a wood product, won't leave any exclusion clauses to rely on. If that's what they're relying on for Salvation. Which they're probably not since they worship "saint" Nicholas of Flüe, a papist.
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Default Re: Replica of Noah's Ark Damaged by Rain - 05-25-2019, 02:47 PM

I was relieved to hear that he got back those tax incentives a couple of years ago. I have a question though. If it’s a road, shouldn’t the state pay for the damages? It only seems polite as he’s there doing God’s work for little in compensation.


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Default Re: Replica of Noah's Ark Damaged by Rain - 05-25-2019, 04:28 PM

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I'm sure Ken Ham, who organized and owns the Ark Encounter, an exact replica of Noah's Ark, prayed for guidance on how to over come the unexpected. After prayer, he bought insurance.

The Ark was damaged by powerful rain in Kentucky. It was not 40 days and 40 nights but the wind and rain were no doubt worse than that in Noah's time. Now, the Satan worshiping insurance company will not pay for one million dollars of damage.
Oh, dearie me, Brother Hold, I think it all boils down to one thing: Mr. Ham was not insured with the right insurer. What he should have done is to contact our beloved Brother Larry for a policy!
A blessed day to you, dear Brother Hold.
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