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Sinner Blasphemous LGBT "Pride" Month! - 06-06-2019, 08:54 PM

Oh, Dear Brothers & Sisters of : My good, great graciousness, what is going on in our dear, old world? It seems like things are just getting worse and worse, thanks to that LGBT “Pride” stuff being in the news so much this week — and being shoved in our faces constantly. For some reason, those homersexualism perverts seem to think they now own the month of June, in addition to having claimed ’s rainbow! And the more they demand, the more they seem to be getting. Why, in the attached video clip, you will see an extremely brazen, blasphemous young man, dressed as our , at one of those “Pride” parades! As if this isn’t bad enough, I’ve read that he has actually changed his name (legally) to “ ”.

He (and his supportive followers) will regret the very moment they decided to partake of such sinful and abhorrent activity. God will not stand for it — He will NOT tolerate it!

Leviticus 20:13:
“If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

I urge all believers to contact your Congressman, AND our God-sent President Trump. This disgusting debauchery must not continue! In ’ mighty Name, I pray.

A blessed day to all.
Sincerely, Isabella W.





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Scared Re: Blasphemous LGBT "Pride" Month! - 06-06-2019, 10:10 PM

These are dark times. We've been sliding down the slippery slope for many a century. God intended for men and women to be celibate, mostly asexual creatures except for after marriage when, every nine months or so, they would engage in the disgusting, vile, monstrous act for a few seconds in order to procreate. Lustful thoughts, oral sex, anal sex, pre-marital sex, extramarital sex, self-abuse, divorce, pornography, sadomasochism, besitality, abortion, homosexuality; you start to tolerate one and the rest will follow in due course. We must not forget in our condemnation of homosexuality that the Lord despises virtually all forms of heterosexuality as well. All sins are equal (James 2:10), so we know that Jesus is just as pissed off when he sees a man looking down his wife's cleavage with lust as he is when he sees a dozen homosexuals and a goat engaging in a scat party.


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Jesus Re: Blasphemous LGBT "Pride" Month! - 06-07-2019, 12:08 AM

Sister Great Granny Isabella and Brother Dennis:


I can't tell you how many pride parades I've been to. Although disgusting, I value my chance to witness to the scads of barely clothed handsome, hard-bodied men in attendance in the hopes that I can get even one (or ten) on their knees. God hear my prayer.


This month I must again attend these sacrilegious displays of the male form (Lezzies are there too I suppose) and ask God for grace to speak to them, knowing that at any time their rectal demons might shoot forth and try to infest my pure, Christ-like heart.


Great Granny, please don't come to NYC during Pride Weekend because you'll be sickened by what you see. I beg you.


Dennis, my dear brother, please know that Podunk will see its first Pride Parade this year when the members of the ex-gay group march down your main street. Of course it'll be an EX pride event but it will seem just like the real thing. Once again, they're just trying to recall what it was like when they were loathsome sinners.


Yours in Jesus,
BrotherLarry


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Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
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Default Re: Blasphemous LGBT "Pride" Month! - 06-07-2019, 04:36 PM

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Sister Great Granny Isabella and Brother Dennis: This month I must again attend these sacrilegious displays of the male form (Lezzies are there too I suppose) and ask God for grace to speak to them, knowing that at any time their rectal demons might shoot forth and try to infest my pure, Christ-like heart.

Great Granny, please don't come to NYC during Pride Weekend because you'll be sickened by what you see. I beg you.

Dennis, my dear brother, please know that Podunk will see its first Pride Parade this year when the members of the ex-gay group march down your main street. Of course it'll be an EX pride event but it will seem just like the real thing. Once again, they're just trying to recall what it was like when they were loathsome sinners.

Yours in Jesus,
BrotherLarry
Oh, dear above! Dearest Great-Grandbaby Larry, please, I beg of you -- do be careful at those demonic Pride parades. They are the playground of the devil, straight from the bowels of ! As a matter of fact, you might wish to avoid them altogether. The Almighty will present other avenues of witnessing to you, in safer districts, without any of those yucky "rectal demons" flying in your face. As for my not coming to NYC, have no fear. I haven't been there since 1982 -- too many people at the best of times, and at times such as the Pride parade (and isn't this "World Pride" this year?), it would be just too much for my old ticker to take.


A blessed day to you, my Dear Darling,
Lovingly, Granny Isabella



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