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Default Re: Hello - 06-08-2019, 07:19 AM

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-Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
-Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
-James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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Default Re: Hello - 06-08-2019, 10:41 AM




Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.


Psalm 62:5-7 KJV
My soul, wait thou only upon God; for my expectation is from him. He only is my rock and my salvation: he is my defence;
I shall not be moved. In God is my salvation and my glory: the rock of my strength, and my refuge, is in God.
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Default Re: Hello - 06-08-2019, 01:18 PM

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Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
We look forward to getting to know you as we study the together.

Thank you, and may God richly bless you, as you seek as your and here, at ... Sincerely, Isabella W.



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Default Re: Hello - 06-08-2019, 01:31 PM

Hi .. Thanks for an intro., not channelling the "alternative comedian" style is always welcome. The Bible is a great book containing many terrific events from history but you haven't mentioned how any particular passage has spoken to you. I'm sure you'll have one to share; looking forward to that.

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Default Re: Hello - 06-08-2019, 01:52 PM

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God's Favourite Forum has a long and storied history of acceptance and openness to all Christians who do exactly as Jesus commands.


1 Peter 2:21 - For even hereunto were ye called: because Christ also suffered for us, leaving us an example, that ye should follow his steps:


You see, there is a lot of evil in the World: a LOT of evil.


Genesis 6:And GOD saw that the wickedness of man [was] great in the earth, and [that] every imagination of the thoughts of his heart [was] only evil continually.



You see, as this is thus it is encumbent on the DOF to explore in the minutest of minutiae the to-doings of all who would seek Christ on our friendliest of forums.


You see, many God haters and homersexualist enthusiasts routinely dive bomb this site with their filthy languages on this a family site (I recently had an awkward time having to explain to my clean limbed young nephew all about rimming and cottaging as a result of such languages ).


So you see, as soon as you have been verified as an honest Christian you will be able to post away with your heart's consent, with no restrictions (as long as you abide strictly to the rules, of course).


And never forget these steps are all down to God haters who insist on adopting the Gaywise behavioural option. Don't let anyone not tell you that being gay is a choice; the WRONG choice.


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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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