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06-05-2019, 02:06 AM
Hello everyone,
I'm looking for a man to put me in my place (the kitchen) and was wondering, can we meet people on this site?
My ideal man would be:
True Christian (of course)
A follower of OUR GREAT PRESIDENT Donald Trump
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My ideal man CAN'T be:
A filthy arab
Vegan
Anti-guns or any other form of freedom
Listens to negro rap
Has been formally brainwashed ("educated")
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06-05-2019, 02:09 AM
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Originally Posted by destroyer of gays
Hello everyone,
I'm looking for a man to put me in my place (the kitchen) and was wondering, can we meet people on this site?
My ideal man would be:
True Christian (of course)
A follower of OUR GREAT PRESIDENT Donald Trump
White
Circumcised
My ideal man CAN'T be:
A filthy arab
Vegan
Anti-guns or any other form of freedom
Listens to negro rap
Has been formally brainwashed ("educated")
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Hello, and to .
Perhaps you could take a few minutes and fulfill the request that we have asked, which is at the top of the page. I'll include it here:
Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
Thank you.
Sincerely, Isabella W.
P.S. To answer your question, this is not a dating site.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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06-05-2019, 02:26 AM
Hi Isabella, thanks so much for your reply.
My favourite bible verse would have to be the entire thing!
I love all of the bible, and THE LORD and honestly can not really pick a favourite. One I really love is this:
You will be pledged to be married to a woman, but another will take her and rape her. You will build a house, but you will not live in it. You will plant a vineyard, but you will not even begin to enjoy its fruit. Your ox will be slaughtered before your eyes, but you will eat none of it. Your donkey will be forcibly taken from you and will not be returned. Your sheep will be given to your enemies, and no one will rescue them. . . . The Lord will afflict your knees and legs with painful boils that cannot be cured, spreading from the soles of your feet to the top of your head. Deuteronomy 28:30-31,35
I came to find Jesus one day when I was walking home from work. I stepped in a puddle and fell over. Luckily a dashing young man stooped down to help me up. When I looked at him, I saw it was THE LORD JESUS himself!!! I promised to always go to church for the rest of my life.
I go to Heritage Baptist Church in Salt Lake City.
Hope this helps
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06-05-2019, 02:41 AM
There are eligible bachelors on this site always looking for untainted product - I mean that in the nicest sense. How's your pie taste? Some men don't mind a little texture but I want that shit smooth. COMPLETELY ***inappropriate language removed***- GOT IT? Anyway, welcome to the site.
Edit: you're 43? OK nvm...
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Re: Can we date on this site? -
06-05-2019, 03:16 AM
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Originally Posted by destroyer of gays
Hi Isabella, thanks so much for your reply.
My favourite bible verse would have to be the entire thing!
I love all of the bible, and THE LORD and honestly can not really pick a favourite. One I really love is this:
You will be pledged to be married to a woman, but another will take her and rape her. You will build a house, but you will not live in it. You will plant a vineyard, but you will not even begin to enjoy its fruit. Your ox will be slaughtered before your eyes, but you will eat none of it. Your donkey will be forcibly taken from you and will not be returned. Your sheep will be given to your enemies, and no one will rescue them. . . . The Lord will afflict your knees and legs with painful boils that cannot be cured, spreading from the soles of your feet to the top of your head. Deuteronomy 28:30-31,35
I came to find Jesus one day when I was walking home from work. I stepped in a puddle and fell over. Luckily a dashing young man stooped down to help me up. When I looked at him, I saw it was THE LORD JESUS himself!!! I promised to always go to church for the rest of my life.
I go to Heritage Baptist Church in Salt Lake City.
Hope this helps
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06-05-2019, 03:17 AM
Have you no shame? You’re 43 and just THROWING yourself hoping someone will pick you up. That’s desperation. Such acts will only make you more lonely as noted by 1 John 4:18 There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear: because fear hath torment. He that feareth is not made perfect in love. Where was your Pa for the past 25 years to help you find a good suitor? You sound like someone who is only pretending in order to get “no no’s” which I am sure is against the rules. You are what my Pa calls a slut.
A very very cautious welcome but you are to keep a distance from me as I don’t want to be influenced badly by a troll. You haven’t even followed the rules and told us what church you attend or what your favorite KJV verse is. Also, “favourite”? Are you a Canuckistan or a Europeein?
My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).
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06-05-2019, 04:28 AM
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Have you no shame? You’re 43 and just THROWING yourself hoping someone will pick you up. That’s desperation. Such acts will only make you more lonely as noted by 1 John 4:18 There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear: because fear hath torment. He that feareth is not made perfect in love. Where was your Pa for the past 25 years to help you find a good suitor? You sound like someone who is only pretending in order to get “no no’s” which I am sure is against the rules. You are what my Pa calls a slut.
A very very cautious welcome but you are to keep a distance from me as I don’t want to be influenced badly by a troll. You haven’t even followed the rules and told us what church you attend or what your favorite KJV verse is. Also, “favourite”? Are you a Canuckistan or a Europeein?
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Bible Reader, I sense some jealousy. Remember Job 5:2: For wrath killeth the foolish man, and envy slayeth the silly one. You may want to look into yourself before judging others.
As for me being a troll, I am very offended that you should think this. Only God can judge. I made a simple mistake and forgot to read the forum rules, which I amended in a reply to my own post.
I hope this helps you understand.
Also I'm actually 15. My Pa told me to set my age as 43 in case paedophiles try to contact me.
May the ALMIGHTY LORD bless you
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06-05-2019, 08:42 AM
Let's cut the curd and get to the pie, old lady. You offering? I'm honoring. Honor and offer - all night long
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06-05-2019, 10:52 AM
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Let's cut the curd and get to the pie, old lady. You offering? I'm honoring. Honor and offer - all night long
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Yes please daddy and don't worry... my pie is VERY smooth
God, Jesus and Trump bless,
Jeannine
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06-05-2019, 11:43 AM
Are you a Mormon by any chance? I notice you’re from Salt Lake City Utah as well. I can rant all day about how slutty Mormons are. Evidence really isn’t in your favor old lady.
My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).
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06-05-2019, 12:17 PM
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Are you a Mormon by any chance? I notice you’re from Salt Lake City Utah as well. I can rant all day about how slutty Mormons are. Evidence really isn’t in your favor old lady.
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Looks like you're still jealous, Bible Reader. Do not rebuke me, rather, pour your passion into the bible and focus on the real sinners - the joos, awabs, demoncrats and all the other types of infidels. Of course I'm not a slut, how could I be when I'm still a virgin?? And no, I'm not a MOR(m)ON, I am a proud baptist.
President TRUMP would be very disappointed in you for making such ridiculous statements without thinking. That tomfoolery is a type of fake news, something that he vehemently and righteously opposes.
God, Jesus and Trump bless,
Jeannine
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06-05-2019, 12:59 PM
First off, it’s The Bible. Capitalize it. Also, I love Jesus with all my heart and so should you. I’m not going to let some false Christian get under my skin though. Your judgment will come when and if you have an agonizing death. That’s when Jesus himself will judge whether you are worthy of entering through his golden gates to Heaven. I will pray for you. In the meantime I suggest you read over Proverbs to see what path you are leading yourself down to.
My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).
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Re: Can we date on this site? -
06-05-2019, 01:38 PM
The only date that matters is the birth of Christ, our Lord and Savior. Stop being so selfish and consider Gods feelings for a change. You know, He DIED for YOUR sins. Don't you feel the teensie bit responsible for that?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Can we date on this site? -
06-05-2019, 01:55 PM
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Yes please daddy and don't worry... my pie is VERY smooth
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Young lady, your message concerns me greatly. I see that you're only 15, a confused girl, and yet you're referring to one of our Godly members (someone you've never met) as "daddy". This had better not be some cheap attempt to do a "pick up" on this Godly site. The won't stand for such debauchery and loose morals! He will not tolerate it! I will have you know that is , and we are here to . If you've come to this site with any motives that do not glorify the , then I rebuke you in the Name of the !
I Corinthians 5:11-13:
11 But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolator, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat.
12 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within?
13 But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.
As for pie, I'm happy that you realize your future role as wife to a Godly husband, when you shall provide for all of his needs, including preparing delicious meals. I am delighted to share with you my pie recipe, directions shall follow later:
- 1/2 cup sugar
- 1/2 cup packed brown sugar
- 3 tablespoons all-purpose flour
- 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
- 1/4 teaspoon ground ginger
- 1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg
- 6 to 7 cups thinly sliced peeled tart apples
- 1 tablespoon lemon juice
- Pastry for double-crust pie (9 inches)
- 1 tablespoon butter
- 1 large egg white
- Additional sugar
Sincerely,
Isabella W.
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Re: Can we date on this site? -
06-06-2019, 02:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Isabella White
- 1/2 cup sugar
- 1/2 cup packed brown sugar
- 3 tablespoons all-purpose flour
- 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
- 1/4 teaspoon ground ginger
- 1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg
- 6 to 7 cups thinly sliced peeled tart apples
- 1 tablespoon lemon juice
- Pastry for double-crust pie (9 inches)
- 1 tablespoon butter
- 1 large egg white
- Additional sugar
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Sister, for double crust I would go a full 10 inches. Really cram it all in, you won't regret it.
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06-06-2019, 12:25 PM
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Young lady, your message concerns me greatly. I see that you're only 15, a confused girl, and yet you're referring to one of our Godly members (someone you've never met) as "daddy". This had better not be some cheap attempt to do a "pick up" on this Godly site. The won't stand for such debauchery and loose morals! He will not tolerate it! I will have you know that is , and we are here to . If you've come to this site with any motives that do not glorify the , then I rebuke you in the Name of the !
I Corinthians 5:11-13:
11 But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolator, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat.
12 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within?
13 But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.
As for pie, I'm happy that you realize your future role as wife to a Godly husband, when you shall provide for all of his needs, including preparing delicious meals. I am delighted to share with you my pie recipe, directions shall follow later:
- 1/2 cup sugar
- 1/2 cup packed brown sugar
- 3 tablespoons all-purpose flour
- 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
- 1/4 teaspoon ground ginger
- 1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg
- 6 to 7 cups thinly sliced peeled tart apples
- 1 tablespoon lemon juice
- Pastry for double-crust pie (9 inches)
- 1 tablespoon butter
- 1 large egg white
- Additional sugar
Sincerely,
Isabella W.
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My my. Mrs. White you must have had the men lining up to the sidewalk if you have a recipe that good!
My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).
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06-06-2019, 03:13 PM
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Sister, for double crust I would go a full 10 inches. Really cram it all in, you won't regret it.
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Oh, good heavens, dear Dr. Toole! I hope you don't mind my saying, but one does not "cram it all in" when making a delicious pie. I'm sure it will come as no surprise to you that the ladies of take great pride and care in matters of food preparation. This is not some "slam, bam" exercise!
I Corinthians 14:40 "Let all things be done decently and in order."
And while 10 inches is, obviously, bigger than 9 inches, one wonders if it is better? Or might this be a subtle trap that is being laid by the devil, himself? We mustn't forget the admonition from Almighty about resisting the temptation of over-indulging:
Proverbs 23:2 "And put a knife to thy throat, if thou be a man given to appetite."
I do thank you, however, for your sincere concern and suggestion at how to improve my pie.
A blessed day to you, dear Dr. Toole,
Sincerely, Isabella W.
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06-06-2019, 03:18 PM
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My my. Mrs. White you must have had the men lining up to the sidewalk if you have a recipe that good!
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Why, thank you kindly, dear Sister Maxine! My goodness -- you've made me blush. I take that as a great compliment about my culinary skills. You see, I once taught Home Economics, as part of my Godly ministry to high school girls. And, you're quite right in that I have had many compliments about my baking, with many admirers of my pies. And did I mention my lovely, big cakes?
A blessed day to you, dear Sister Maxine.
Sincerely, Isabella W.
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Re: Can we date on this site? -
06-06-2019, 11:31 PM
My husband seems to think 3-4" is big enough, but like most women, for me it's bigger is better! Still, since he is my husband, I take care with my pies and make sure he's happy with them.
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Re: Can we date on this site? -
06-07-2019, 12:25 AM
The only dating we do on this site is to have a date with destiny. Revelation 22:12 tells us that date is soon to be. I relate to that verse in so many ways that I have adopted it as "my" scripture in times of distress.
Let's get back to praising Jesus and also bear in mind that NO ONE has brought a pie to Landover as often or as freely as Naomi Ruth Lamb, who practically invented the concept of moistness, juiciness, and delectability in every spread.
I was never motivated to taste anyone's pie, surprisingly enough. Just has no appeal for me.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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