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Re: Hula Hoops -
02-22-2008, 04:21 PM
Here are a couple of strange toys:
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02-22-2008, 08:28 PM
Anything that encourages young women to swirl and gyrate their hips must be evil. Seems like a gateway to sexual perversions to me.
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02-22-2008, 08:56 PM
Hula hoops are sexy. Ever see a hot woman in leotards with ten hula hoops spinning around her tight body? And then she swallows fire? It creates an explosion in my pants. Old Man Hatchet, you need to learn how to live. Maybe you'll find there's life in those old bones yet, particularly the one between your legs.
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02-22-2008, 09:12 PM
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Hula hoops are sexy. Ever see a hot woman in leotards with ten hula hoops spinning around her tight body? And then she swallows fire? It creates an explosion in my pants. Old Man Hatchet, you need to learn how to live. Maybe you'll find there's life in those old bones yet, particularly the one between your legs.
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Well little ladyboy.
As long as you experience someting as " creates an explosion in my pants" don't tell Old Brother Hatchet that he has to learn about live etc...
You toddler are not even half the man he is.
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02-22-2008, 09:40 PM
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You toddler are not even half the man he is.
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Sounds like you know the old man very well. So how many inches are we talking about here?
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02-22-2008, 10:00 PM
The Rings of Saturn? Nay; THE RINGS OF SATAN!!!!!
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02-22-2008, 11:23 PM
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"We might as well break her hymen right now," I screamed, pinning my granddaughter down. skip
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So, did you break her hymen, Mr. Hatchet?
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02-23-2008, 12:05 AM
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So, did you break her hymen, Mr. Hatchet?
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Are you insinuating that I intended to have sex with my granddaughter? I was going to break her hymen manually, you sick fiend. Never sully one of my threads with your lurid suggestions again.
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02-23-2008, 12:28 AM
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Are you insinuating that I intended to have sex with my granddaughter? I was going to break her hymen manually, you sick fiend. Never sully one of my threads with your lurid suggestions again.
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So you were going to finger-piffle a child?
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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02-23-2008, 12:44 AM
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So you were going to finger-piffle a child?
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No, I was going to make a point--that playing with a hula hoop is equivalent to fornication, and she is accordingly no longer a virgin.
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02-23-2008, 03:48 AM
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No, I was going to make a point--that playing with a hula hoop is equivalent to fornication, and she is accordingly no longer a virgin.
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Sounds reasonable to me. Only a bleeding heart lieberal would take offense to that.
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02-23-2008, 08:08 AM
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So you were going to finger-piffle a child?
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No, he wouldn§t do that, would he? That act would seriously diminish her value, meaning he would not sell her for good money to some aging, rich Republican.
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02-23-2008, 08:29 AM
I couldn't help but laugh. I'm sorry, but comparing sex to a hula hoop is just foolish. Yeah, they are swinging around their hips, so what? How is that anything like sex? It is a simple toy. My grandma did the whole hula hoop phase, and she is the biggest prude I know. Your personal (and somewhat silly) belief that it is equal to fornication is clearly wrong, seeing how an entire generation was into it, and back then it was harmless fun. Today it is old and outdated, rarely used. But it is still seen as simple fun.
You are another example of a close minded Christian.
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02-23-2008, 08:39 AM
Hello.
I don't know. I remember when the hoola hoop came out. We knew the women who did it on the front lawns. "Hoopers". All of the good time gals were hoopers, as I recall back.
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02-23-2008, 09:29 AM
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I couldn't help but laugh. I'm sorry, but comparing sex to a hula hoop is just foolish. Yeah, they are swinging around their hips, so what? How is that anything like sex? It is a simple toy. My grandma did the whole hula hoop phase, and she is the biggest prude I know. Your personal (and somewhat silly) belief that it is equal to fornication is clearly wrong, seeing how an entire generation was into it, and back then it was harmless fun. Today it is old and outdated, rarely used. But it is still seen as simple fun.
You are another example of a close minded Christian.
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Son, you clearly don't know your history. The Hula Hoop was introduced in 1957. Within a few short years the first birth control pill was introduced, Satanic Rock and Roll music began to corrupt the youth of this country, Betty Friedan unleashed the Feminazis and Lesbeans, wanton sex, "free love" and fornication became the norm, the "hippies" emerged along with the radical left, drug use (and "Acid") damaged the brains and DNA of an entire generation, and Bill Clinton told his first lie when he said he did not "inhale".
This is no laughing matter.
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02-23-2008, 09:40 AM
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Son, you clearly don't know your history. The Hula Hoop was introduced in 1957. Within a few short years the first birth control pill was introduced, Satanic Rock and Roll music began to corrupt the youth of this country, Betty Friedan unleashed the Feminazis and Lesbeans, wanton sex, "free love" and fornication became the norm, the "hippies" emerged along with the radical left, drug use (and "Acid") damaged the brains and DNA of an entire generation, and Bill Clinton told his first lie when he said he did not "inhale".
This is no laughing matter.
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I choose not to completely take in your side of the story, mostly because you chose a biased view of it. However I understand what you are saying. But it is truly hard to believe you, because almost everyone on this site is a close minded stereotypical Christian who chooses to enforce their religion unto others in complete disregard of others' beliefs. And by your biased view of history, it is obvious that you are one of them.
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Yet I still laugh.
I laugh at pretty much anything society doesn't(and some things society does).
The nation is in tears because of a school shooting... I laugh
A bunch of college students are found dead... I laugh
9/11... I laugh
Have a nice day.
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02-23-2008, 10:12 AM
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I choose not to completely take in your side of the story, mostly because you chose a biased view of it. However I understand what you are saying. But it is truly hard to believe you, because almost everyone on this site is a close minded stereotypical Christian who chooses to enforce their religion unto others in complete disregard of others' beliefs. And by your biased view of history, it is obvious that you are one of them.
Yet I still laugh.
I laugh at pretty much anything society doesn't(and some things society does).
The nation is in tears because of a school shooting... I laugh
A bunch of college students are found dead... I laugh
9/11... I laugh
Have a nice day.
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You are certainly the end product of the LIEbral education system that began its decline during the aftermath of the hula hoop era. Your cynicism displays the lack of a moral compass engendered by decades of ethical "relativity" in our institutions. Bill Clinton is a product of that generation and rose to power as the President of the most powerful nation on earth. We witnessed the daily diary of his oral escapades and semen stained dresses with a zaftig intern. You might laugh at school shootings until one of your feral classmates, who have no respect for or hold life sacred, puts a bullet through your head.
Wake up son, we have no way of enforcing our beliefs on anyone. Don't just "believe" me, go look up your own history.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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02-23-2008, 10:26 AM
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You are certainly the end product of the LIEbral education system that began its decline during the aftermath of the hula hoop era. Your cynicism displays the lack of a moral compass engendered by decades of ethical "relativity" in our institutions. Bill Clinton is a product of that generation and rose to power as the President of the most powerful nation on earth. We witnessed the daily diary of his oral escapades and semen stained dresses with a zaftig intern. You might laugh at school shootings until one of your feral classmates, who have no respect for or hold life sacred, puts a bullet through your head.
Wake up son, we have no way of enforcing our beliefs on anyone. Don't just "believe" me, go look up your own history.
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Well that was a mouthful...
Morality is pretty much a weakness. I wouldn't care if someone put a bullet in my head, I'd be dead!
LOL "LIEbral." Nothing to comment about it, I just found it funny.
You certainly are an end product of a close minded Christian generation, taught to hate anything different from you and anyone who dare question your beliefs.
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02-23-2008, 10:59 AM
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Well that was a mouthful...
Morality is pretty much a weakness. I wouldn't care if someone put a bullet in my head, I'd be dead!
LOL "LIEbral." Nothing to comment about it, I just found it funny.
You certainly are an end product of a close minded Christian generation, taught to hate anything different from you and anyone who dare question your beliefs.
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Son, how old are you? 10? 12? Can't be any more.
The only closed minded people here are the Tunnel-Visioned Atheist Trolls, who instead of taking a drink from the Fountain of knowledge merely Gargled.
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02-23-2008, 11:15 AM
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Well that was a mouthful...
Morality is pretty much a weakness. I wouldn't care if someone put a bullet in my head, I'd be dead!
LOL "LIEbral." Nothing to comment about it, I just found it funny.
You certainly are an end product of a close minded Christian generation, taught to hate anything different from you and anyone who dare question your beliefs.
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Tommy, we don't mind questions at all. But we don't allow 16 year old queers to post on our Godly forum. You lied your way in here, and God hates liars as much as He hates sodomites.
Come back if Jesus lets you live to see 18.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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