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Jesus Educational Updates - 10-07-2017, 06:37 PM

So many of you PM me daily asking about my progress toward my doctorate in creation science. Just last year in fact, one person sent me an email asking if I was near the prestigious completion of my program. I am pleased to provide my dear friends - all of whom are on pins and needles with excitement over my studies - this update.

1. Brother Dr. Elmer White has been a true inspiration as I near graduation. While each draft of my dissertation has cost me $50 thousand USD, it has been worth it, as each writing brings me more educational depth and enlightenment. Glory to God! Dr. White is poring over my 23rd attempt, and I feel within my spirit that this will be THE ONE. Please join me in prayer about this.

2. I am now certified in working on the jawbone and other oral parts of an ass. I did these studies quietly but efficiently. I am pleased to add my expertise in the ass to my other scholarly qualifications.

3. I have begun studying the psychology of horses so that I can one day provide mentally stable (if you'll pardon the pun) horses for our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. This is a science requiring much care and dedication, but if it's for GOD, I will do anything.

Again, my thanks for the hundreds of messages asking about my progress. Landover's support has been immeasurable.


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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Default Re: Educational Updates - 10-07-2017, 07:55 PM

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Default Re: Educational Updates - 10-07-2017, 11:18 PM

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So many of you PM me daily asking about my progress toward my doctorate in creation science. ..
Again, my thanks for the hundreds of messages asking about my progress. Landover's support has been immeasurable.
You give us True Christians™ confidence that creation science will leave the phony science used by atheists in the dust. The atheist version of science is left stammering and stuttering when faced with the evidence from God's Word, the Bible.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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You give us True Christians™ confidence that creation science will leave the phony science used by atheists in the dust. The atheist version of science is left stammering and stuttering when faced with the evidence from God's Word, the Bible.
Oh really? Well you'll be tickled to know that New Mexico will be bolstering up it evolution curriculum!


http://www.southcoasttoday.com/news/...-in-new-mexico
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Default Re: Educational Updates - 10-21-2017, 02:03 PM

Thank you for the link. It was encouraging to read the violet paragraph:
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Public Education Secretary Christopher Ruszkowski, who did not attend the hearing, wrote Sunday in a public letter that the customized standards will give teachers and families “flexibility and local control around science materials, curriculum and content.”
Not everyone knows that God who made the world and everything in it understands everything about it. It would seem obvious to me that someone who made something would know how it was made, but need not tell me anything at all. God has not told us everything but He does make some information available such as about fruit trees. Let's compare a milliner. There are some very talented people producing some quite stunning hats and they have clients who could probably manage a half decent fascinator over a couple of weekends but who lack the experience and professional knowledge to create a masterpiece. The milliner will make some information available, how to care for the thing, how to clean it and stuff but won't necessarily reveal any tricks of the trade. At home it would be possible to investigate or even destroy the headpiece to see how it was made. And here's the point. If the milliner had made clear that the tulle was made from silk and required a specific care regime [LEFT] but you decided it was not tulle at all instead claiming the fabric was tangerine burlap which should be boiled to bring out its natural iridescent qualities [RIGHT] several things would follow. Firstly, when you boil your tulle tiara you will ruin it. Nextly, urgently, you dash out for some burlap because now we're operating on the "it's burlap" theory and it's never easy finding this fabric in tangerine so frantically you rush off to the speciality supplier and "Yes!" you cry. Sewing away like a maniac the gruesome bonnet takes form but, as we all know and as fate would have it, a silk feathered fascinator and a burlap tangerine toque are not the same thing at all.

Imagine my disappointment as with hope I read on only to reach the tangerine paragraph as follows:
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Roman Catholic Pastor Vincent Paul Chavez came to protest the state written standards on behalf of the Santa Fe Archdiocese. He noted the church’s support of Charles Darwin’s theory of evolution

God is like that milliner. He explains about His creation, how to care for it, gives some details about the materials He used and so on. Some people accept His instructions and understand that since He made everything He certainly knows every detail about it. And therefore what He says is true. The world is like the fascinator and it's just as God has explained it to be. But there are people who claim superior knowledge to God and not only do they know more than God, they also know that God is wrong. Big wrong. "God," they insinuate "what a fool! Let's all laugh at God ..no ..I've got a better idea: let's jeer and insult Him, make sure He gets the message HEY GOD," and of course God is listening. "We're onto you; we know you are a big fat liar liar pants on fire, God." Could there be any better exemplar than that goon in the tangerine paragraph? And just as when The Israelites decided they too knew better than God on subjects He has spelled out in considerable detail The LORD was forbearing. The Bible explains:
PSALM 81 .KJV . look up
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Israel would none of me. So I gave them up unto their own hearts' lust: and they walked in their own counsels.
God allows heretics to develop alternative science curricula based on heathen principles from pagan realms ever opposed to God, rekindled and regurgitated even by those who claim to speak for Him. And like God, in their forbearance the educators have allowed those who wish to walk in their own counsels to do so. God did not tell us how to make tulle, an interesting weave we worked out for ourselves. There's not much working out with burlap really but we did that too. God has given some guidelines concerning fabrics generally and the millinery cited complies with those commands. I can run either of them up on the machine if anyone's interested by the way.

And thirdly, walking down the street in your zingy violet tulle will evoke quite different responses from the tangerine alternative! I've adjusted the pic to suggest a head inside. God's commandment precludes elastic obviously so it will slide down. The point being that when someone's own counsel is so vastly different from what God has revealed on a subject where He's given quite a lot of information, it's just that obvious. They're not making stuff up to AUGMENT God's explanation, in the way weaving tulle (a new idea) augments His commandment (an established fact) about which yarns are permitted.

They're making up stuff which CONTRADICTS God's explanation and in this case making stuff up in His name! Darwinism is as different from The Bible as tulle fascinators are from a burlap bag over your head and even though they're given the option of teaching any junk science they fancy to impressionable minds still they wail for more. This is what we oppose.
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Jesus Re: Educational Updates - 10-21-2017, 08:48 PM

Sister Mitza,

If you weren't a female, I would almost think you are as wise as Dr. White. Your statements resonate with my own way of thinking and there is nothing feminine about me whatsoever. As you and everyone else here knows, I am a masculine, well-built, intelligent and educated gnathologist for horses and asses, nearing the climax of my doctorate in creation science.

Men cannot and should not attempt to understand the factual issues of creation without consulting the Holy Bible. It disturbs me that Mary Worshippers are embracing Darwin instead of resting in the bosom of Jesus Christ, from whence come all answers.

The primary textbook of any solid creation program should be the Word of God. As John 1:1 tells us, the Word has always been, and the Word was God, which proves the Bible is the one and only authority by which we should live our lives. Christ Himself was the Word and came to live among men as a man, tempted in all things. ALL things This means Christ was tempted to set up the Internet before it was time to do so. He knew about songs like "I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor, but didn't hum it on His way to Calvary's Sacred Tree on which He hung like a terrible motel fake painting. Those who rely on other sources for explanations of not only creation but ANYTHING else are walking a path to perdition and the seat of the scornful. How sad that is.

Once I achieve my Ph.D., Dr. White and I will be announcing a world wide journey along with Pastor Ezekiel in his Airbus. This is exciting news, and will happen just as soon as people cough up the money for the airplane (and Pastor gives me permission to ride in the passenger area instead of the cargo hold). Glory!

Keep up the good work, Sister. It's not your fault you were born female, and your words are received by many since they are so full of truth.

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Men cannot and should not attempt to understand the factual issues of creation without consulting the Holy Bible. It disturbs me that Mary Worshippers are embracing Darwin instead of resting in the bosom of Jesus Christ, from whence come all answers.
Don't be disturbed brother. You'll find the more bosoms you rest on, the more cushioning you have to support your theory. Jesus is just one cushion out of many.

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