[HAND OF GOD]

I agree,it is a harmless game. There is nothing wrong with masturbation,no were in the bible does it say,"tho shalt not masturbate". And I will Probably get banned for this,but I will be herd.You "people" go around with your bibles and judge people that dont live the lives you think everyone should,you call us harlots, devil worshipers, blasphemers.Well im here to say that no one can lead a perfect life.you people are deranged,talking about sleeping with your daughters,thats sick you should be ashamed to call yourselves christens.I have had people like cranky old man tell me im going to hell and there is no saving me,im saved,I know the lord,you people are the ones going too hell,so this is for my bro's avery and phil,this will be my fourth listing on Megan's List,canky old man and all you other tight wads ill see you in hell. WHITE POWER

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by HAND OF GOD

I agree,it is a harmless game. There is nothing wrong with masturbation,no were in the bible does it say,"tho shalt not masturbate". And I will Probably get banned for this,but I will be herd.You "people" go around with your bibles and judge people that dont live the lives you think everyone should,you call us harlots, devil worshipers, blasphemers.Well im here to say that no one can lead a perfect life.you people are deranged,talking about sleeping with your daughters,thats sick you should be ashamed to call yourselves christens.I have had people like cranky old man tell me im going to hell and there is no saving me,im saved,I know the lord,you people are the ones going too hell,so this is for my bro's avery and phil,this will be my fourth ban from this sight,canky old man and all you other tight wads ill see you in hell. WHITE POWER

O NOES! It's the Illiterati, back to mildly annoy us with misspelled insults!

[wait_what]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

O NOES! It's the Illiterati, back to mildly annoy us with misspelled insults!

Thank you for the heads up. Seeing your post let me know I could ignore his. Oh, wait, I do that anyways!

[Cursed]

Originally Posted by HAND OF GOD

but I will be herd.

You got that right.

You "people" go around with your bibles and judge people that dont live the lives you think everyone should,you call us harlots, devil worshipers, blasphemers.

There's nothing wrong with calling people harlots, devil worshipers, and blasphemers; that's what they are, and we must be totally honest as we are True Christians.

Well im here to say that no one can lead a perfect life.

Jesus Christ can.

you people are deranged,talking about sleeping with your daughters,thats sick you should be ashamed to call yourselves christens.I have had people like cranky old man tell me im going to hell and there is no saving me,im saved,I know the lord,you people are the ones going too hell,so this is for my bro's avery and phil,this will be my fourth ban from this sight,canky old man and all you other tight wads ill see you in hell. WHITE POWER

You sick racist pedophile. Typical atheist.

[Professor Bessemer]

Originally Posted by HAND OF GOD

A STRING OF RANDOM LETTERS AND SPACES. I BELIEVE I SPOTTED SOME ACTUAL WORDS.

The writing style that James Joyce created and used to write the nearly unreadable Ulysses is called Stream of Consciousness. This person has just invented Stream of Unconsciousness.

[Haniel]

I am aghast at the people who suggest that the scripture only prohibits male masturbation. While it may not specifically state anything, the Bible clearly prohibits indecent thoughts, which are essential to masturbation. Even a woman thinking about her own sex organs without thinking of the marital duties that she must fulfill are clearly indecent. How could a woman masturbate without thinking about it at some point? The thoughts defile and damn her. As well, she is tempted by pleasure not by God, but by Satan-

"14 But every man is tempted , when he is drawn away of his own lust, and enticed . 15 Then when lust hath conceived , it bringeth forth sin: and sin, when it is finished, bringeth forth death." [James 1:14-15]

That is all that needs to be said on this subject.

[CalvinPoon]

are you really truly being serious its a game yes a game made for sole pupous for entertainment

[Karan-]

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

Christmas is about celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ. How is some America hating bird a proper way to celebrate?

Jesus Christ wasn't born on the 25th December.

He was born in April or somewhere.

[Alphonse Alban]

Originally Posted by Karan-

Jesus Christ wasn't born on the 25th December.

He was born in April or somewhere.

Are you celebrating Christmas in April?

[Mailman9]

I too have friends who are deeply entrenched into the sinful ways of technology like video games. Alas Angry Birds sends off its sinful ways to all who play, and I will have no part in the sinful homosexual agenda.

[walakobay]

Now I'm wondering what could be my sinful sister doing in her room at night. She said she's playing Angry Birds or could she be masturbating?

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Originally Posted by walakobay

Now I'm wondering what could be my sinful sister doing in her room at night. She said she's playing Angry Birds or could she be masturbating?

Either way she is going to rot in hell for being a sinner in the eyes of the Lord.

[Alphonse Alban]

Here is further proof that Angry birds has been created only to destroy America. They have started infiltrating secular colleges in most devious way, they have mixed Angry birds with soccer

How fitting that they have chosen this Swedish guy Lassi Hurskainen as poster boy for this new "sport". Nice try Satan, but we can see through your plans.

[Isaac Fisher]

Originally Posted by Some very bad troll

~pointless and illiterate trolling deleted~

Wow, you really aren't very good at trolling, are you?

[savageturok]

And what about the Seasons and Rio versions....satanic too? They are awesome!

[Brother Harold Porter]

Originally Posted by savageturok

And what about the Seasons and Rio versions....satanic too? They are awesome!

Those are even worse than the original filth. "Seasons" glorifies Santa Claus rather than Jesus Christ. And "Rio" takes place in that wasteland of Brazil where they eat crackers and worship the antichrist in the Vatican.

[savageturok]

Originally Posted by Brother Harold Porter

Those are even worse than the original filth. "Seasons" glorifies Santa Claus rather than Jesus Christ. And "Rio" takes place in that wasteland of Brazil where they eat crackers and worship the antichrist in the Vatican.

Still.....can't see the bad thing about angry birds! I LOVE ANGRY BIRDS! just birds....that are angry, why? because pigs stole their eggs!.......Simple and fun

[Brother Harold Porter]

Originally Posted by savageturok

Still.....can't see the bad thing about angry birds! I LOVE ANGRY BIRDS! just birds....that are angry, why? because pigs stole their eggs!.......Simple and fun

I know, young man. Sin is comforting when it is all you know. But every time you stroke your finger over that screen, just think of what you could be accomplishing as a witness for Jesus Christ.

But if you refuse Him, just imagine yourself in that slingshot as God flings your foul soul into the fires of Hell for hating Him.

Will you come to Jesus and repent of your sin?

In Christ

[savageturok]

Originally Posted by Brother Harold Porter

Will you come to Jesus and repent of your sin?

In Christ

I'm already with him...he is my best friend....he is happy when I have fun with videogames and party with my friends! I'm living! That's it

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by savageturok

I'm already with him...he is my best friend....he is happy when I have fun with videogames and party with my friends! I'm living! That's it

Where does it say that in the Bible? Or do you just make Jesus up as you go along?