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Default WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost. - 03-27-2014, 11:03 PM

Brothers and Sisters, depravity of Darwinist monkey-worshiper does not stop on verbal and direct attacks on God. They also use animals against Christianity.
Here are just few examples of species that should be banned all together. Keep your children and loved ones away from these creatures perverted by evilutionists. List will be updated later on, feel free to add on the list yourself as well.



Great tit
There is nothing great about tits. This is some feminazi ruse to glorify filthy lady bits.



Booby
Same thing here, trying to teach that it's OK to talk about boobies.



Sperm whale
One of the most deviant of all creatures. Spearhead of gaysexual agenda.



Woodcock
Another really perverted animal, made to promote self pollution with masturbation and making it cool to talk about tallywhackers openly.



Horny toad
I don't even have words. This is shamelessly promoting fornication and premarital sex! Disgusting.







Complete list of non-Christian animals so far
  1. Great tit
  2. Booby
  3. Sperm whale
  4. Woodcock
  5. Horny toad
  6. Pussy Willows
  7. Woodpecker
  8. Cockatoo
  9. Aardvark
  10. Cock
  11. Naked mole rat
  12. Cockchafer
  13. Dik dik antelope
  14. Rough-faced shag
  15. Hawaiian aholehole
  16. Titmouse
  17. Non-biblical asses
  18. Pink dolphin
  19. Pink fairy armadillo
  20. Geoduck
  21. Homotherium





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