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Bible Re: Coronavirus is no reason to cancel Sunday services - 03-22-2020, 02:13 PM

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God is very straightforward on this. Upon request each and every ailment will be healed. The question of why a Christian became ill in the first place has always puzzled me though. God's message is important and written in language everyone can understand, so that it will be understood.

The Bible is our only record of Jesus Christ, the words He said, the promises He made, the life He lived. Healing is a major part of the Christian message. If you can't trust Jesus to know what He was talking about or accept the record we have of His life, I don't know why you'd bother singing His praises. Christians accept Jesus is real and accept that The Bible is true. It's teachings are easy to understand EXCEPT for those who want to pretend it says what in fact it does not say.
Amen, dear Sister Mitza. Amen! My heavenly stars, you have said all of this so brilliantly, and I do thank you for such a glorious explanation of the miracles that are ours through the blessings of the blessed .

Now, then, some might wonder why some are not healed, and I hope that I can share some thoughts about this. It seems that that situation happens when one does not have a rock-solid faith in the teachings of the . Really, that's the essence of it: weak faith is as often as ineffective as having none at all. I can remember my beloved Daddy preaching this sort of thing during his evangelical caravan days, when we would travel across the . He would preach to great crowds of people, seeing many saved and healed of various ailments. One of the points that Daddy would raise is that some (and in some cases, many) people have very weak faith, and that requires to do more testing of their faith (for the purpose of strengthening) than for that of others who do have very strong faith in .

I Peter 1:6,7:
6 Wherein ye greatly rejoice, though now for a season, if need be, ye are in heaviness through manifold temptations:
7 That the trial of your faith, being much more precious than of gold that perisheth, though it be tried with fire, might be found unto praise and honour and glory at the appearing of Jesus Christ:

When the test of faith happens, people often become quite discouraged, and they assume that the is not hearing their prayers, and that they will receive no answers from . Dear Heaven above! Nothing could be further from the truth, and it is at times like this when that great liar, Satan himself, will whisper in the ear of the confused believer and say, " has forgotten about you."

Matthew 13:21 "Yet hath he not root in himself, but dureth for a while: for when tribulation or persecution ariseth because of the word, by and by he is offended."

The truth, of course, is that is still in control, and testing is but a method of bringing the believer through various situations, to make the person(s) stronger in their faith. is working glorious wonders (quietly, behind the scenes), to bring about perfection for the afflicted (including the gift of healing and restoration of excellent health), for all in need of seeing their faith strengthened.

James 1:2-4:
2 My brethren, count it all joy when ye fall into divers temptations;
3 Knowing this, that the trying of your faith worketh patience.
4 But let patience have her perfect work, that ye may be perfect and entire, wanting nothing.

Isaiah 48:10 "Behold, I have refined thee, but not with silver; I have chosen thee in the furnace of affliction."

My message to anyone in this situation is simple: trust in the completely. Put all of your faith in . He is with you always. He will never forsake you!

Psalm 23:4 "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me."

It is my prayer that those who are in distress will worry no more. This virus panic is but yet another test of faith from the Almighty. Victory awaits those who put all of their faith in . Fear not the onslaughts. To belongs the

Deuteronomy 20:4 "For the Lord your God is he that goeth with you, to fight for you against your enemies, to save you."


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Bible Re: Coronavirus is no reason to cancel Sunday services - 03-24-2020, 04:23 PM

We really should applaud Pastor Zeke for being a True Spiritual Leader just as our Godly President is a True Government Leader in these times of tribulation.

After Pastor Zeke's announcement, other Godly Pastors are following in his footsteps, even when that means defying statewide "stay at home" orders.

Here is a heartwarming story about staying strong in Christian Faith from Baton Rouge, Louisiana:

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(WVLA/CNN/Meredith) -- A Louisiana church hosted more than 1,800 people at its Sunday morning service, going against state and federal guidelines for social distancing to hold the service.
Pastor Tony Spell says the Life Tabernacle Church in Central believes in the “healing hand of Jesus,” even through an aggressive global pandemic.
Throughout the service, parishioners were seen touching each other and closely gathering, with very few of them wearing masks or gloves.
Twenty-six buses were used to pick people up from around the Baton Rouge area to take them to church.
Spell said if anyone in his congregation is infected with the virus, he will “heal them through God.”Louisiana Governor John Bel Edwards, when asked, addressed the controversial church service, with his same message from the beginning.
“I would urge [Spell] and all faith leaders to heed this directive and not necessarily engage in mass gatherings where this coronavirus can spread,” Edwards said.
Spell, however, identifies himself as a “first responder,” saying his services will not be stopped, regardless of the governor’s order to shelter in place.
"When the paramedics can't get there, when the law enforcement can't get there, the holy ghost can get there it will make a difference in someone's life,” Spell said.
Amen! God Bless this Godly True Christian™ church in Lousiana!
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Default Re: Coronavirus is no reason to cancel Sunday services - 04-03-2020, 07:42 AM

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We really should applaud Pastor Zeke for being a True Spiritual Leader just as our Godly President is a True Government Leader in these times of tribulation.

After Pastor Zeke's announcement, other Godly Pastors are following in his footsteps, even when that means defying statewide "stay at home" orders.

Here is a heartwarming story about staying strong in Christian Faith from Baton Rouge, Louisiana:

Amen! God Bless this Godly True Christian™ church in Lousiana!
Right-wing evangelist Jonathan Shuttlesworth hates hand sanitizer and isn't afraid of Corona virus either!

This pastor might just be even more Christian than Tony Spell!

https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/s...1136507981824/

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Shame of every European full gospel Church. Bunch of sissies, that shut down during this thing. Catholic church not having holy water in the lobby. How holy is the water then? That should be a sign to you that your whole religion's a fraud. Any faith that doesn't work in real life is a fake faith.
Telling it like it is! Looks like the Catholics aren't as faithful as they thought they were. They can preach all day and night about how much they believe but when the bad times come they hide at home.


It is times like these where we get to see which churches really believe in Jesus and which ones treat Jesus like an insurance policy.

Where are the rest of them? Are there only three pastors with the courage to continue to hold services in all of the USA?
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Catholic church not having holy water in the lobby. How holy is the water then? That should be a sign to you that your whole religion's a fraud. Any faith that doesn't work in real life is a fake faith.
Telling it like it is!
Here we are reminded of the difference between fraudulent "holy water" and genuine holy water, the purposes of intent (one demonic, the other part of God's plan) and the defective mentality of those who accept falsehood.

Numbers 5:11-31 The LORD spake unto Moses, saying, Speak unto the children of Israel, and say unto them, If any man's wife go aside, and commit a trespass against him, and a man lie with her carnally, and it be hid from the eyes of her husband, and be kept close, and she be defiled, and there be no witness against her, neither she be taken with the manner; and the spirit of jealousy come upon him, and he be jealous of his wife, and she be defiled: or if the spirit of jealousy come upon him, and he be jealous of his wife, and she be not defiled: then shall the man bring his wife unto the priest, and he shall bring her offering for her, the tenth part of an ephah of barley meal; he shall pour no oil upon it, nor put frankincense thereon; for it is an offering of jealousy, an offering of memorial, bringing iniquity to remembrance. And the priest shall bring her near, and set her before the LORD: And the priest shall take holy water in an earthen vessel; and of the dust that is in the floor of the tabernacle the priest shall take, and put it into the water: and the priest shall set the woman before the LORD, and uncover the woman's head, and put the offering of memorial in her hands, which is the jealousy offering: and the priest shall have in his hand the bitter water that causeth the curse: and the priest shall charge her by an oath, and say unto the woman, If no man have lain with thee, and if thou hast not gone aside to uncleanness with another instead of thy husband, be thou free from this bitter water that causeth the curse: but if thou hast gone aside to another instead of thy husband, and if thou be defiled, and some man have lain with thee beside thine husband: then the priest shall charge the woman with an oath of cursing, and the priest shall say unto the woman, The LORD make thee a curse and an oath among thy people, when the LORD doth make thy thigh to rot, and thy belly to swell; and this water that causeth the curse shall go into thy bowels, to make thy belly to swell, and thy thigh to rot: And the woman shall say, Amen, amen. And the priest shall write these curses in a book, and he shall blot them out with the bitter water: and he shall cause the woman to drink the bitter water that causeth the curse: and the water that causeth the curse shall enter into her, and become bitter. Then the priest shall take the jealousy offering out of the woman's hand, and shall wave the offering before the LORD, and offer it upon the altar: and the priest shall take an handful of the offering, even the memorial thereof, and burn it upon the altar, and afterward shall cause the woman to drink the water. And when he hath made her to drink the water, then it shall come to pass, that, if she be defiled, and have done trespass against her husband, that the water that causeth the curse shall enter into her, and become bitter, and her belly shall swell, and her thigh shall rot: and the woman shall be a curse among her people. And if the woman be not defiled, but be clean; then she shall be free, and shall conceive seed. This is the law of jealousies, when a wife goeth aside to another instead of her husband, and is defiled; or when the spirit of jealousy cometh upon him, and he be jealous over his wife, and shall set the woman before the LORD, and the priest shall execute upon her all this law. Then shall the man be guiltless from iniquity, and this woman shall bear her iniquity.

Vive la différence.
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Default Re: Coronavirus is no reason to cancel Sunday services - 04-08-2020, 08:23 PM

It is interesting to read about other churches who, like Landover Baptist, are thumbing their noses at civil authorities and holding church services to worship Jesus. I just read about one in California where some members picked up the virus at church and a couple of them have died.

There is a lesson in this. It is that God protects True Christians™ only. He does not bother to protect lessen groups who are Christian in name only.

So, if you attend a church outside of Freehold and think God will protect you in the same way we (no cases, no deaths) are protected I would be a little skeptical. In fact, I would not attend a church like that.
https://www.christianpost.com/news/2...alifornia.html


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Sinner Re: Coronavirus is no reason to cancel Sunday services - 05-31-2020, 09:13 AM

[QUOTE=Pastor Ezekiel;1265566]
There have been false rumors spreading about some people contracting the virus from me and Donnie, and that we should get self-isolated and tested for the disease.
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This, my fellow Christians and Followers of Our Loard, it is nothing but LIBERALS.
Isolation is a known stratagem of Lucifer, causing lustful inclinations in Male Men, Boys of all sizes, and Infants.

Heed here the Scripture of Judges 10:1:
Go and cry unto the gods which ye have chosen; let them deliver you in the time of your tribulation.

Liberal Media will attempt to LURE you into a life of SEXUAL ABOMINATION through viruses, protesting, etc. A TRUE CHRISTIAN WILL ALWAYS REJECT THESE DEVICES OF SATAN.



In the name of the LORD, take up the Gospel of Genesis 17:10:
"Every man child among you shall be circumcised."


SEW your bodily fissures SHUT FOR GOOD to avoid THE SIN OF PLEASURE.
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i sorta belive in god but i dont like it when pepole say that other pepole are turning jesus in to a jew hes the king of the jews (mind my language) for piffle sakes!!!

i respect evryone no mater their sexuality their race or their religion were all human beeings being gay is fine you guys say that covid-19
shouldn't stop sundayservises and its all a lie right well god drowned millions of pepole for some odd reson evrything can be explained by science you all need to take a news flashthis is why im tecnicly an atheiest if you had a sliver of humanity you will stop being rasist you will stop saying god hates gay pepole and you will acsept all religions!



if you think a games satanic god created people so god created that game!!!


so dont be a pain in my ***EXPLETION REMOVED BY A KIND MODERATOR*** cuz i ruined your religeon!!!


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i sorta belive in god but i dont like it when pepole say that other pepole are turning jesus in to a jew hes the king of the jews (mind my language) for piffle sakes!!!

i respect evryone no mater their sexuality their race or their religion were all human beeings being gay is fine you guys say that covid-19
shouldn't stop sundayservises and its all a lie right well god drowned millions of pepole for some odd reson evrything can be explained by science you all need to take a news flashthis is why im tecnicly an atheiest if you had a sliver of humanity you will stop being rasist you will stop saying god hates gay pepole and you will acsept all religions!



if you think a games satanic god created people so god created that game!!!


so dont be a pain in my ***EXPLETION REMOVED BY A KIND MODERATOR*** cuz i ruined your religeon!!!


ok


-sweffy
Hi! We the "pepole" of Landover prefer when people introduce themselves instead of coming uninvited and start talking. Do you imagine that in real life? No, me neither.


There is an intro forum, go there and introduce yourself, tell us all about your life with Christ and the Bible.


About your post: yes, we are aware that God created evil. He says it in the Bible!


Isaiah 45:7
I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things.



Doing evil things, even though created by God, will send you to Hell.


Try harder to shock us in the future. Hint: you may fail, as you have in your first attempt.


1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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im 16 going to collage in a special needs school and i am a cardiac patient plus i have to catch up on 2 years worth of English so dont get pissy at me just cuz i spell a few things diffrent
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i sorta belive in god but i dont like it when pepole say that other pepole are turning jesus in to a jew hes the king of the jews (mind my language) for piffle sakes!!!

i respect evryone no mater their sexuality their race or their religion were all human beeings being gay is fine you guys say that covid-19
shouldn't stop sundayservises and its all a lie right well god drowned millions of pepole for some odd reson evrything can be explained by science you all need to take a news flashthis is why im tecnicly an atheiest if you had a sliver of humanity you will stop being rasist you will stop saying god hates gay pepole and you will acsept all religions!


if you think a games satanic god created people so god created that game!!!

so dont be a pain in my ***EXPLETION REMOVED BY A KIND MODERATOR*** cuz i ruined your religeon!!!

ok

-sweffy
Dear Miss Sweffy: Your unfortunate rant has been noted. Normally, our newcomers make their first message to us in a proper manner -- over at our cordial Introduction Forum, and not just anywhere one wishes. The link to our Introduction Forum is here:

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16

Kindly post a respectful introductory message there, forsaking any temptation to cuss or swear, using proper English (that includes grammar, sentence structure, etc.) and paying careful attention to our simple requests at the top of the page. I shall include those requests here, for your benefit:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

It is my prayer that you will come to the realization that the glorious contains all of the truths that you need, in order to escape the fires of eternal .

II Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"

Romans 10:9 "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved."


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Jesus Re: dude piss of - 06-16-2020, 05:28 PM

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im 16 going to collage in a special needs school and i am a cardiac patient plus i have to catch up on 2 years worth of English so dont get pissy at me just cuz i spell a few things diffrent
I am sure everyone wants to see your collage when it is done.


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: im really pissed off now - 06-17-2020, 01:22 AM

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Thank you for that warning! I shall ignore Miss Swifty's posts!


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I shall not be moved. In God is my salvation and my glory: the rock of my strength, and my refuge, is in God.
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Default Re: dude piss of - 06-25-2020, 05:51 AM

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...so dont get pissy...
Please be so kind as to watch your language. There are ladies in this forum, and they have delicate sensibilities. Cussing is simply not acceptable.


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Default Re: Coronavirus is no reason to cancel Sunday services - 06-25-2020, 01:52 PM

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i sorta belive in god but i dont like it when pepole say that other pepole are turning jesus in to a jew hes the king of the jews … i respect evryone no mater their sexuality their race or their religion were all human beeings being gay is fine
Hi .. Welcome to the forum.

There are different levels of being in any belief system. Sometimes people get bogged down with looking for ways around God's requirements. Jesus pointed out many such examples.

Luke 11:44-46 Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye are as graves which appear not, and the men that walk over them are not aware of them. Then answered one of the lawyers, and said unto him, Master, thus saying thou reproachest us also. And he said, Woe unto you also, ye lawyers! for ye lade men with burdens grievous to be borne, and ye yourselves touch not the burdens with one of your fingers.

God explained how to avoid the burdens of sin and lust and despair. He is not constrained within time as we are but longs for us to be happy. Lusting after that new helicopter (and the pilot who flies it) or interpreting laws in such a way as to charge exorbitant fees or even making idiotic cattle idols (as the mormons do) or moon idols or hideous goblin idols and bowing down for them or burning incense or dunking yourself in them, this is what Jesus condemns. He is referring to The Law as explained by God which was intended to help us avoid everlasting torture, the torture we were all born deserving, and which includes many examples of what NOT to to. Jesus was never king of anyone taking a stance AGAINST those laws.

He expressly said so.

The "gay catechism" would be included because it stands against what God has explained. Are you suggesting that God is now CONSTRAINED within time and can change what He has declared on this subject? If that were so, why could He not change what He taught about Salvation? Murder? Idolatry?

If "the gays" no longer need to be killed, how do you know that "salvation" doesn't now require a great big goblin idol to be slobbered all over with the blood & brains of randomly selected strangers? This also contradicts what The Bible requires just as much as respecting everyone in their sexuality or religion.

If you're saying God changed His mind on these points, you need to present some sort of evidence. Making yourself believe the claims is evidence for the claims but not evidence that the claims are true.
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Default Re: Coronavirus is no reason to cancel Sunday services - 06-25-2020, 06:34 PM

Has this country gone nuts, or what?? All over the U.S. churches, needed to worship Jesus, have restrictions on whether they can open, how many people can attend and where people are to sit.

But homerism can do whatever it wants. There is no restriction of homer bath houses. Homers can cavort and sin with no limits, except hell of course. I hope President Trump will issue a ruling, NO HOMER SEX UNTIL THE PANDEMIC IS OVER. (He can extend it for the common cold.)

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Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Coronavirus is no reason to cancel Sunday services - 06-25-2020, 08:10 PM

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Has this country gone nuts, or what?? All over the U.S. churches, needed to worship Jesus, have restrictions on whether they can open, how many people can attend and where people are to sit.

But homerism can do whatever it wants. There is no restriction of homer bath houses. Homers can cavort and sin with no limits, except hell of course. I hope President Trump will issue a ruling, NO HOMER SEX UNTIL THE PANDEMIC IS OVER. (He can extend it for the common cold.)

https://us.menspaces.com/gay-bath-house-usa/hebron6/
Amen! Jesus is already angry because of the lack of church attendance during the pandemic. ( https://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=117552 ), the last thing we need is to make him even angrier by forcing him to watch an abundance of anal sex ( https://www.landoverbaptist.net/show....php?p=1084900 ).


Instead of people worshiping him and giving thanks to him in the public square we have people staying at home romancing the rectum. It's a troubling turn of events.


It's exactly this type of situation that may convince Jesus to let the pandemic go on for an even longer period of time. Letting people have anal sex right now is downright dangerous. Instead of locking down small businesses and churches we should be locking down the rectum.
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