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Messican Re: New "kid" on the block - 05-15-2020, 08:00 PM

'New kid on the block' wasn't that some sort of incestuous adolescent sex ring? Even if I were wrong (and I am not) it has debauchery written all over it. It has the whiff of canukistan stench. You know what that is like!


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: New "kid" on the block - 05-16-2020, 12:44 PM

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you both are assuming things about me, without any proof.
What I know about you is that you have chosen a user name which reflects an interest in "spanking". What I know about you is that you have expressed a desire to spank someone who you have not yet met. What I know about you is that you also intend to spank the children you beget with the woman who you have not yet met.


By your own words you have enacted similar punishments in previous "relationships". Were these marital relationships? If so, what caused the death of your spouse, or, in the case of several spouses, for each of them. If these were extramarital relationships then there is no Biblical Authority for your behaviour.


In the pot calling the kettle black category. I read The Bible everyday, and at every opportunity.


Should you be able find some time apart from your "spanking future wife" fantasy you could read these passages from the KJV
19 Husbands, love your wives, and be not bitter against them.

Colossians 3:19

25 Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it; 26 That he might sanctify and cleanse it with the washing of water by the word, 27 That he might present it to himself a glorious church, not having spot, or wrinkle, or any such
Ephesians 5:25-29


I am happy to do the fellowship and bring you forwards to a true relationship with Christ, but you will have to agree that this spanking fantasy is a roadblock to be overcome.


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58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bringk upon thee, until thou be destroyed.


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Default Re: New "kid" on the block - 05-16-2020, 01:25 PM

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Hello. I am a single Christian man who is seeking to talk with like-minded people. I might even meet the right girl to marry and have a family with. That's up to God though. Anyway, I grew up in the Nazarene Church, but have also attended Baptist, Lutheran, and Calvary Chapel churches.
Greetings Mr. Wooden. Can i ask you why you choose a name that makes you look like a tre-hugging heathen? Anyway, aren't you a bit confused with the attendance of too many churches? Maybe i can suggest you which one to attend: The Roman Catholic Apostolic Church! I'll pray that you find the correct Church before Coronavirus slaughters you.
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Jesus Re: New "kid" on the block - 05-16-2020, 02:21 PM

Dear Mr. Spoon: Kindly disregard the recommendation that was given to you by Mr. Rovagnati. He might think he is well-intentioned, but he does not seem to realize that he is following the false teaching of a demonic organization. If you should ever be taken to a church and then find that it is the Cathyolick church, run (don't walk) away from it as fast as your legs can move. Run, run, run!

For your benefit (and in an attempt to help you in avoiding eternal ), I am attaching a link with very valuable information about "Satanism in the Vatican". I suggest, very highly, that you read this, and absorb as much vital material as you can. From that site, I am posting a photo of the Pope and an upside-down cross. If that doesn't show total disrespect for the , then I don't know what does. Also, here in an excerpt from the site about the state of that cross:

"This cross is not broken, but turned upside down. It indicates the rejection of Jesus Christ and contempt for the gospel of salvation. Inverted symbols are typical of the opposite values pursued by Satanists. People who are sometimes sacrificed to Satan on Black Sabbath are crucified upside down in accordance with this tradition."

You (and Mr. Rovagnati) shall be on the prayer list for this coming Wednesday Afternoon McGill Street Ladies' Prayer Meeting, Bible Study and Tea & Social. I so hope that you will meet the as soon as possible, Mr. Spoon. There is not a moment to lose!

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Default Re: New "kid" on the block - 05-17-2020, 09:41 AM

Hi Isabella. I am fully aware that the Catholic church does not practice nor embrace the true teachings of the Bible. Their belief that the Pope, a mere mortal man, becomes infallible simple by being elected to that high office, is an affront to the entire idea of Christianity, and completely eliminates (in their eyes) the necessity of Jesus' ultimate sacrifice in dying on the cross. If man can become infallible simple by being elected to high offices within churches, then Jesus died for nothing. That, to me, is absolutely inexcusable! Now, I know there are a lot of Catholics that don't believe that man can become infallible, and I do have a few friends who used to be Catholic and left the church after taking a serious look at their religion and realizing it really wasn't truthful. I think Catholics do a lot of good in this world and help a lot of people, but good works won't get someone into Heaven. Only by accepting Jesus, believing in Him, and following His teachings can we hope to enter the kingdom of Heaven. We certainly won't get there saying thousands of "hail Marys", or playing with prayer beads.


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Default Re: New "kid" on the block - 05-17-2020, 09:54 AM

Oh, and thank you for your prayers; they are much appreciated.


1 Timothy 4:12 "Let no man despise thy youth; but be thou an example of the believers, in word, in conversation, in charity, in spirit, in faith, in purity."

Romans 12:9 "Let love be without dissimulation. Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good."
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Default Re: New "kid" on the block - 05-17-2020, 11:38 AM

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left the church after taking a serious look at their religion and realizing it really wasn't truthful.
This is a very good point. When atheists who do not follow the Bible(KJV1611) and worship false gods actually take a look at how self contradictory, full of logic defying happenings, easily explained situations, plot holes, obvious repetitions, plagiarisms from older mythologies and things that can only be described as 'magic', their so called religion is they soon have no choice but to conclude that it is balderdash and tumbles down like a non moss gathering stone like a house of cards on the table.


It is fortunate indeed that the Bible(KJV1611) confirms our faith in Our Lord Jesus Christ Himself being a factual account of the Bible(KJV1611)


2nd Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"
Deuteronomy 4:2 "Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you."
Revelation 22:18-19 "For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book: And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book."
Psalm 12:6-7 "The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever."


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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: New "kid" on the block - 05-18-2020, 04:22 AM

Hi handmaiden, Thanks for you compliment about my screen name. Why do you like it? I got your message about my friend request, and I do understand, and respect that. I didn't know there was a rule or anything regarding it, and I certainly meant no disrespect or ill will. You said that I sounded like I had my "back up just a tad." That would be correct. When people judge others without knowing the person, and or make assumptions without any shred of evidence or fact I tend to get a little peeved. I always forgive those that do it, and I know it's ignorance and/or self-righteousness that drives them to do it, but it still gets old really fast. It's more frustrating when Christians do it, because we are supposed to be above such things. Yes, we are all sinners, and we all fall short, and none of us are perfect, but we all should be striving each day to walk the walk, not just talk it.


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Romans 12:9 "Let love be without dissimulation. Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good."
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...Yes, we are all sinners, and we all fall short, and none of us are perfect, but we all should be striving each day to walk the walk, not just talk it.
Dear self-admitted Sinner,

Please, do not generalize your sorry state unto us True Christians™. We did sin before being re-born in Christ. Now, even if we try our utmost, we are no longer capable of sinning!

1 John 3:9
Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

By the command of Jesus Christ, we are also perfect!

Deuteronomy 18:13
Thou shalt be perfect with the LORD thy God.

Matthew 5:48
Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect.


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You said that I sounded like I had my "back up just a tad." That would be correct. When people judge others without knowing the person, and or make assumptions without any shred of evidence or fact I tend to get a little peeved. I always forgive those that do it, and I know it's ignorance and/or self-righteousness that drives them to do it, but it still gets old really fast.
OK, so you are a very special snowflake - got it. Now that we have this straightened out, would you care to address Brother Phil's question?

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CDD is Biblical, and I have used it with success in previous relationships.
How many times have you been widowed?

Phil
Because, as Brother Phil notes, if you were spanking a girl you were not married to, you were living in sin:

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Naturally as a Christian I would take these as marital relationships. Therefore to have previous relationships and to be single he would have to be widowed.

I had not taken into account the possibility that his previous relationships were extramarital relationships. Which is not how Christians behave.
I do await your answer. In the meanwhile, please know that I am praying for you, even though you might be a hellbound sinner. Not judging - just praying, in case you need it.
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Hi handmaiden, Thanks for you compliment about my screen name. Why do you like it?
Because I have fond memories of hearing children threatened with "the spoon" as a means of calming their behavior.
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There is a difference between a "rule" and a "custom". For example, there is not established "rule" here at LBC that you cannot discuss a visitor message on the public forum. It is a nice "custom" to refrain from mentioning a lady's quiet remarks made to you in "close conversation" with everyone who happens to lay eyes upon this thread.
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You said that I sounded like I had my "back up just a tad." That would be correct. When people judge others without knowing the person, and or make assumptions without any shred of evidence or fact I tend to get a little peeved. I always forgive those that do it, and I know it's ignorance and/or self-righteousness that drives them to do it, but it still gets old really fast.
So, you have graciously-nay-magnanimously decided to forgive us because you believe us to be either ignorant or self-righteous? You don't think that those words sound a tiny bit self-righteous coming from a stranger to our community?

Allow me the use of an analogy. You walk into our church, tell us that you are a fellow believer and announce that you want to be Choir Director. This causes a few raised eyebrows because we were in the middle of choir practice anyway. We continue on with the old classic, "Amazing Grace", sung to its traditional melody.

"No, no!" you declare, "You need to sing it to the tune about giving the world a coke and living in harmony. That's so much more Christian." We sigh, because we know that both melodies fit the lyrics but we are traditional and It. Is. Our. Church.

You don't get to come into these forums, name yourself "new kid on the block" and start throwing your weight around telling us how to be Christians. Again, not a rule, but a very fine custom.

Like it or not, we DO get to judge you here and establish whether you have truly committed to following the Bible with the same steadfastness that we require. Until the Senior Staff decides otherwise, you are "unsaved trash" and you need to learn to submit to their authority rather than proclaim your own.

After all, wasn't the whole world "unsaved trash" when The Lord washed them away in the Great Flood? And don't we register as unsaved and unfavored until we submit to the Authority of God?

You may think that the message of the Bible is about God loving people, but ultimately, it is about submitting to God and accepting His Absolute Power and Judgement over Everything.

The seal of authority is key here. At the moment, I am reproving you. However, if and when the authority of the Pastors has been shared with you, I wouldn't dare. I am a woman. And I know my place in the Godly Scheme of Things.


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Default Re: New "kid" on the block - 05-18-2020, 08:12 PM

Sister Handy, as ever you get right to the core of the matter!
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For example, there is not an established "rule" here at LBC that you cannot discuss a visitor message on the public forum. It is a nice "custom" to refrain from mentioning a lady's quiet remarks made to you in "close conversation" with everyone who happens to lay eyes upon this thread.
The lack of awareness of such unwritten rules is typical of the sort of person who fails to understand that intimate domestic matters are best kept private.

And frankly the sheer nerve of such man-children in attempting to use these forums to corrupt innocent single women such as yourself defies belief. It is a source of great sadness to me to see that at least one of us has fallen for his wiles. And - naming no names - she should frankly know better! I wonder what Enrique would say?


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But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Default Re: New "kid" on the block - 05-18-2020, 08:35 PM

Indeed Sister Joanna. Discretion is always a virtue, though it is not specifically commanded in the Bible.

For we weaker females, it is understood to be part of the overall admonishment that we keep silent and practice modesty of every sort.


For the gentlemen, the word "discretion" can be interpreted in a different nature. Jesus, Himself, sets the finest example. (As always.)


In the Gospel According to John, chapter eight, a woman is brought to Jesus having been caught in the very act of adultery. Jesus chose that situation to offer a critical lesson to the Pharisees attempting to challenge His Authority and expertise.


Jesus did NOT choose that moment to communicate to the listeners around him the name of the other partner involved in the adulterous union. He didn't even shout the name of the woman involved.


"Hey look, everybody! It's Steve the Cobbler's wife, Esther! She was caught doing the nasty with Simon, the fishmonger! No, not Simon the fish-catcher, that's my guy. It was the other Simon, the one with that funny mole on his upper thigh." (Jesus would know this, of course, because He knows everything.)


Now, if Jesus had reeled off all this information at the time, He certainly would not have broken any "rules". ('Cause He's Jesus and He doesn't break rules.) But Jesus displayed impeccable discretion. He did this by not blurting out information that people didn't need to know, and He also bent down and wrote stuff on the ground. This caused all the Pharisee fellows around Him to bend down to see what He was writing so that He could speak quietly if He needed to.


And to this day, we do not know what Jesus was scribbling on the ground. This is because God didn't have it put in the Bible, showing once again, that discretion is a very admirable quality indeed.


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Default Re: New "kid" on the block - 05-19-2020, 09:52 AM

Hi .. Welcome to the forum.

In this post-postmodern era all sorts of relationships have wasted many people's time such as with trees or imaginary substance (Leprechauns for example) or wraiths built up from a succession of failed attempts to reify impossible dreams, brainchildren of authors devoid of Christ as you mentioned in an earlier post.

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Adler could ensnare a clergyman perhaps—not a Christian one obviously—but it's a broad field when psychodynamic theory gets melded with theology. Christians don't need theology as The Bible explains:

I Peter 1:18-20; 2:1-3 Forasmuch as ye know that ye were not redeemed with corruptible things, as silver and gold, from your vain conversation received by tradition from your fathers; but with the precious blood of Christ, as of a lamb without blemish and without spot: Who verily was foreordained before the foundation of the world, but was manifest in these last times for you … wherefore laying aside all malice, and all guile, and hypocrisies, and envies, and all evil speakings, as newborn babes desire the sincere milk of the word, that ye may grow thereby: if so be ye have tasted that the Lord is gracious.

Vain conversation received by tradition? Headshrinkers promoted by "pastors" fit the description very well. Guile, hypocrisy, envy and evil speaking? Any "therapy session" can provide that. What infant could understand the psychobabble involved? And yet you heard it in a "church" (which you left immediately) but the damage could already have been done. Were your previous relationships with trees?
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