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03-11-2011, 06:50 PM
hey, from india. here for inter-religious dialogs and to know the ways of your lord.
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Re: Greetings to fellow humans, -
03-11-2011, 07:01 PM
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hey, from india. here for inter-religious dialogs and to know the ways of your lord.
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DO U WANT TO NO MY WAYS????
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03-11-2011, 07:03 PM
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DO U WANT TO NO MY WAYS????
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you are not the lord. so no.
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Re: Greetings to fellow humans, -
03-11-2011, 07:18 PM
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hey, from india. here for inter-religious dialogs and to know the ways of your lord.
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Welcme to the freindliest forum in the world. Sorry I did not respnd sooner, I just finished my 1/2 bacon burger lunch.
Tell me, what does an Elephant burger taste like? I hear it is just like a fried chicken only larger.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Greetings to fellow humans, -
03-11-2011, 07:21 PM
U HURT MY FEELINGS VIKKY, I AM THE ONE TRUE GOD, U WILL LEARN TO LOVE ME
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03-11-2011, 07:24 PM
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U HURT MY FEELINGS VIKKY, I AM THE ONE TRUE GOD, U WILL LEARN TO LOVE ME
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you are were new here.
Last edited by James Hutchins; 03-11-2011 at 07:39 PM.
Reason: Corrected tense
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03-11-2011, 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Welcme to the freindliest forum in the world. Sorry I did not respnd sooner, I just finished my 1/2 bacon burger lunch.
Tell me, what does an Elephant burger taste like? I hear it is just like a fried chicken only larger.
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don't you know, its a sin in my land to make burgers out of elephants.i wouldn't know and i ask you not to wonder how it tastes like.
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Re: Greetings to fellow humans, -
03-11-2011, 07:36 PM
Hey, Vicky, didn't I talk to you last week when I called DELL to ask why my mouse wasn't working right? It's still messed up.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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03-11-2011, 07:41 PM
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Hey, Vicky, didn't I talk to you last week when I called DELL to ask why my mouse wasn't working right? It's still messed up.
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that should be vikky 6699. i am vikky 6996. there are a lot of vikkys here.
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Re: Greetings to fellow humans, -
03-11-2011, 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted by vikram
don't you know, its a sin in my land to make burgers out of elephants.i wouldn't know and i ask you not to wonder how it tastes like.
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I did not know that. Always learning.
What do you make your burgers from? I hope it is not Pakistani as I hear it looks OK but actually is all quite rotten.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Greetings to fellow humans, -
03-11-2011, 07:50 PM
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I did not know that. Always learning.
What do you make your burgers from? I hope it is not Pakistani as I hear it looks OK but actually is all quite rotten.
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our burgers suck. its made from potatoes,peas and onions. and yes, its not pakistani. thats where all our drains lead to. nothing from that place or in the name of it.
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Re: Greetings to fellow humans, -
03-11-2011, 08:37 PM
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our burgers suck. its made from potatoes,peas and onions. and yes, its not pakistani. thats where all our drains lead to. nothing from that place or in the name of it.
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I know all about vegetables, what kind of red meat do you use?
One other question, what is that smell?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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03-11-2011, 08:42 PM
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I know all about vegetables, what kind of red meat do you use?
One other question, what is that smell?
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peacock is a delicacy. anything except cows. and what smell ?
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Re: Greetings to fellow humans, -
03-11-2011, 09:18 PM
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peacock is a delicacy. anything except cows. and what smell ?
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How many pounds of burgers can you get out of a peacock? Does it taste like chicken? You must know the smell, come on now.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Greetings to fellow humans, -
03-11-2011, 09:22 PM
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How many pounds of burgers can you get out of a peacock? Does it taste like chicken? You must know the smell, come on now.
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i have tasted neither peacock nor chicken. does chicken taste like fried cauliflowers or mushrooms ?
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Re: Greetings to fellow humans, -
03-11-2011, 09:26 PM
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i have tasted neither peacock nor chicken. does chicken taste like fried cauliflowers or mushrooms ?
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You should stop by the Hutchins Plantation. Every Saturday night, we roast about 20 chickens, a pig and 1/2 side of beef. Good eats!
Only homers eat cauliflower and mushrooms. We eat grilled steak!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Greetings to fellow humans, -
03-12-2011, 05:21 AM
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hey, from india. here for inter-religious dialogs and to know the ways of your lord.
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Dear Dot-headed Demon Worshiper;
Accept Jesus now or burn in hell for all eternity.
How's that for "inter-religious dialogs?"
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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03-12-2011, 08:28 AM
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it is said that earth is hell !! actually we are burning in hell as we type.
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Re: Greetings to fellow humans, -
03-12-2011, 11:44 AM
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it is said that earth is hell !! actually we are burning in hell as we type.
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I believe the phrase is, "You ain't seen nothin' yet."
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Re: Greetings to fellow humans, -
03-12-2011, 01:14 PM
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it is said that earth is hell !! actually we are burning in hell as we type.
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That's just silly! I looked out of my window to check, and I didn't see billions of souls withering and screaming in agony as they are tormented by unquenchable flames, which would be kind of the thing you'd expect to see, you know, when you are in Hell.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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