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Default QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 04-02-2009, 02:52 PM

As you all know, I've been punished only once thus far by K but I fear when I see him again tomorrow, I am in for another - as he has informed me. Basically, I lost a piece of neck "jewelry" I am to wear at all times in my home or his; but not in public. I have been wearing a substitute but it's not the one he gave me. I am scared - I will admit.
In your (the readers') opinion, how severe could this punishment really be? Am I just making it to be something more severe then what it is?

How would you (men) punish your women for something of this ilk?


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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 04-02-2009, 02:55 PM

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As you all know, I've been punished only once thus far by K but I fear when I see him again tomorrow, I am in for another - as he has informed me. Basically, I lost a piece of neck "jewelry" I am to wear at all times in my home or his; but not in public. I have been wearing a substitute but it's not the one he gave me. I am scared - I will admit.
In your (the readers') opinion, how severe could this punishment really be? Am I just making it to be something more severe then what it is?

How would you (men) punish your women for something of this ilk?
Don't worry.
Just receive whatever punishment he sees fit to give you and take it like any good Christian Woman would.
Don't forget to say "Thank You Sir" afterward



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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 04-02-2009, 06:53 PM

you can only punish a person when they have done something wrong. You have merely accidently lost a piece of jewellery, which deserves no punshiment whatsoever and Allah is on your side. Your violent husband will get his punishment after death where he will burn in the flames of hell, and you will be raised to the heavens of Allah and be made a queen for enduring a torrid time and coping with it on earth. Now if you feel you cannot cope with such cruelty by the man then i can get you with a lovely muslim gentleman.

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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 04-02-2009, 06:58 PM

This is not an Arab camel market. Get you head out of the gutter, boy.


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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 04-02-2009, 07:51 PM

I see your heretical ways cloud your ability to understand English. Allow me to clarify my stance on the topic by "Pulling A Danish"...



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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 03-30-2013, 09:49 PM

she lost her collar..Dominates don't like it when their subs remove their collars w/out permission. If she did have permission..losing it was also something Dominates don't take to kindly to..however..if she did remove it w/out his permission or at least knowledge. And lost it as well?..oh yeah she has good reason to be scared..a mere spankimg is not going to do it for her man..she's got some major discipline coming and she knows it..
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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 03-30-2013, 10:19 PM

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she lost her collar..Dominates don't like it when their subs remove their collars w/out permission. If she did have permission..losing it was also something Dominates don't take to kindly to..however..if she did remove it w/out his permission or at least knowledge. And lost it as well?..oh yeah she has good reason to be scared..a mere spankimg is not going to do it for her man..she's got some major discipline coming and she knows it..
I don't get any sick twisted pleasure out of punishing my wife, my children nor my dogs. I punish them so that they will be more obedient.

Enjoying punishment from either side is just sick. You should be locked up and the key thrown away.


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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 03-31-2013, 03:37 AM

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I don't get any sick twisted pleasure out of punishing my wife, my children nor my dogs. I punish them so that they will be more obedient.

Enjoying punishment from either side is just sick. You should be locked up and the key thrown away.
I don't remember using any names in particular, must be your guilty conscience getting the best of you, oh, and if you're punishing your family for minor infractions such as, let's say, burning a pie? Well then, yeah, you're getting some kind of sick pleasure out of it, but I didn't accuse anyone of that in this particular post, and not you personally in any post, and you have protested in all your posts to me personally, so; I do believe the man protests way to much, causes me to wonder whom he's trying to convince, me? or himself?


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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 08-24-2009, 03:39 PM

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Don't worry.
Just receive whatever punishment he sees fit to give you and take it like any good Christian Woman would.
Don't forget to say "Thank You Sir" afterward

This is a profound judgement, I ask do you live in a gated community and are you brainwashed from an early age that abuse to women is an acceptable form of punishment. What are the morals you live your life by to accept the subjugation of you. Wheres your self respect? I have been reading some of the topics in these forums and I can only hope that you find some form of salvation that doesnt involve, coercing others or forcing things to happen.
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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 08-24-2009, 04:13 PM

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This is a profound judgement, I ask do you live in a gated community and are you brainwashed from an early age that abuse to women is an acceptable form of punishment. What are the morals you live your life by to accept the subjugation of you. Wheres your self respect? I have been reading some of the topics in these forums and I can only hope that you find some form of salvation that doesnt involve, coercing others or forcing things to happen.

If I do something wrong, then I dutifully will accept correction from my husband, when I have one.
I am after all just a woman and I am happy to be lead by a man, it does NOT mean brainwashed it just means respect.
Why would you think it's anything other than being put on the right path?.
I find all the uneccessary verbal assaults by you extremely unkind.
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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 08-24-2009, 09:09 PM

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If I do something wrong, then I dutifully will accept correction from my husband, when I have one.
I am after all just a woman and I am happy to be lead by a man, it does NOT mean brainwashed it just means respect.
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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 08-24-2009, 04:44 PM

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I ask do you live in a gated community?
Are you claiming that gated communities lead to abuse and closed mindedness?


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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 08-24-2009, 09:06 PM

I have a question about this too. Why wife has been slacking off a bit recently (not having dinner ready when I get home and the like) and I'm just wondering if pecker slapping her across the face is a viable means of punishing her and getting her back on track? If not, what would you all say is suitable?
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I have a question about this too. Why wife has been slacking off a bit recently (not having dinner ready when I get home and the like) and I'm just wondering if pecker slapping her across the face is a viable means of punishing her and getting her back on track? If not, what would you all say is suitable?

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I have a question about this too. Why wife has been slacking off a bit recently (not having dinner ready when I get home and the like) and I'm just wondering if pecker slapping her across the face is a viable means of punishing her and getting her back on track? If not, what would you all say is suitable?
Since you aren't Saved®, it seems a bit premature to be offering you advice on how to be a good Christian husband.

Try reading the Bible.


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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 07-07-2010, 09:58 PM

What if you are a single mom with no man to correct you? This is my situation. My life is in termoil because I don't receive godly correction. What does God say about this type of situation. My husband left 11 years ago but I never filed for a divorce because the bible says don't divorce.
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What if you are a single mom with no man to correct you? This is my situation. My life is in termoil because I don't receive godly correction. What does God say about this type of situation. My husband left 11 years ago but I never filed for a divorce because the bible says don't divorce.
What did you do to drive your husband away? Burn his steak?


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Question Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 08-20-2011, 09:44 AM

my name is Daniele (Daniel) I am a 32 man living in Switzerland. i would kindly ask you for some advice on marriage. 6 month ago i met a good girl, 24 years old. I love her and I'd like to marry her soon. In the meanwhile, I want to do my best to make my marriage solid.

She lost her mum in childhood, and her dad did not take too much care of her education. she is sweet and polite, not disprespectuful but she still does many things autonoumusly by her own will, so her submission should be empowered.
how can I make my foretocome wife to be sufficiently submissive?
Arte there exercises, or methods to do so?

She is very motivated to follow me. We agreed that it is proper for me to spank her for mishbehaviour. But I am novice of relations with women.
May I ask your kind and truly christian advice/experience?
  • How can I handle it properly?
  • waht is your opinion on preemptive spanking?
  • is it sueful? if yes, how often?
I have my belt, a big brush, a iron spatula and a thich wooden spoon. I have my hand, of course. And I am a tall and strong guy.
  • how can I properly use these tools for correction?
  • how many strike for a preemptive spanking?
  • how many for correcting a minor offence?
  • how many for a major one?
  • shall I use just one implement for the whole correction, oralternate more than one?

I want it to be painful, but without causing bruises or long term harm/damage.

thank you in advance.
Dan
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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 08-20-2011, 09:59 AM

Generally speaking, you want her to come to you. The whole making her bend over your knee and making her buns all pink adds a bit of humility to the mix. Doing it in front of a few guests for overcooking the steaks might land you in jail or lead to a whole new world of possibilities in wife spanking.

You might swap wives and spank another man's wife while he spanks your bride. At that point, it's probably a good thing that you have met a couple that are so into wife discipline. You might want to go the Chili's afterward to discuss future wife spankings.

I would even put an ad in the local news to recruit new people into the cold hard Christian discipline of wives.
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Default Re: QUESTION: How to punish a woman? - 08-20-2011, 10:08 AM

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  • waht is your opinion on preemptive spanking?
I have no real opinions of my own. All of my thoughts are derived from the KJV Bible.

Preemptive spanking is the prescribed Biblical method of correction.
He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes. -- Proverbs 13:24

Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him. -- Proverbs 22:15

Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell. -- Proverbs 23:13-14



But you inquired about wives specifically.



In Ephesians, the nature of a husband/wife relationship is elucidated:


Ephesians 5:22-24 (King James Version) 22Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. 23For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. 24Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.


So we see that the proper attitude of a man towards his wife should be the same as God's attitude toward His creation. Let us look to the Book of Job for an example.



First, what sort of man was Job?

Job 1:1

1There was a man in the land of Uz, whose name was Job; and that man was perfect and upright, and one that feared God, and eschewed evil.



How then did God reward Job's perfection?


16While he was yet speaking, there came also another, and said, The fire of God is fallen from heaven, and hath burned up the sheep, and the servants, and consumed them; and I only am escaped alone to tell thee. 17While he was yet speaking, there came also another, and said, The Chaldeans made out three bands, and fell upon the camels, and have carried them away, yea, and slain the servants with the edge of the sword; and I only am escaped alone to tell thee.
18While he was yet speaking, there came also another, and said, Thy sons and thy daughters were eating and drinking wine in their eldest brother's house:
19And, behold, there came a great wind from the wilderness, and smote the four corners of the house, and it fell upon the young men, and they are dead; and I only am escaped alone to tell thee.
20Then Job arose, and rent his mantle, and shaved his head, and fell down upon the ground, and worshipped,


So, as you see, if you reward your wife's good behavior by slaughtering her family, she should fall to the ground and worship at your feet.



Unfortunately, secular law stands in our way of slaughtering our wives' families, and we must, as Christians, obey secular law. But we can vote for Christians with the hope that someday the law of man will come into compliance with God's law.

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how can I properly use these tools for correction?
how many strike for a preemptive spanking?
how many for correcting a minor offence?
how many for a major one?
shall I use just one implement for the whole correction, oralternate more than one?
The Biblically prescribed tool is the Rod of Correction. There are no specific instructions as to how this rod should be designed, and so there are many choices which can be made. I have an assortment of rods, constituted of various woods and metals, which I apply according to which seems more effective for various situations, and according to my intuition. It may vary from wife to wife, which material is best.
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I want it to be painful, but without causing bruises or long term harm/damage.
This is probably best. Perhaps you are a natural.

Again, do not be afraid to experiment and use your intuition. Every man has his own style. You should begin developing yours on your wedding night, after you inseminate her. That way, you can beat her and her unborn child simultaneously, from the moment of conception. This will diminish the suffering of Jesus hanging on the cross, praise His Holy Name.


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