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Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari
My dreads smelled like a dead cat for a week.
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Handy Hint: dreadlocks infused with cat innards (presumably decomposing) may be restored to their previous aroma by washing. A mixture of methanol, green eucalyptus oil and grated transparent soap heated together in water and applied to a dreadlock ought to work quite well. It works on sheep, anyway, the wool from which creatures I run through my spinning wheel for a durable yet attractive yarn.
Perhaps I should rephrase that. The feline aroma will be eliminated but so will any others, such as of burning leaves. You would need to devise a method for restoring those if required.