The Freehold Truth and Light Baptist newspaper Featured editorials, letters to the GODLY Pastors of Landover, local news, advise columns. |
|
Southern Hospitality Exemplified Always kind and loving
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 1,824
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: mostly at the Cracker Barrel
|
|
Atheism = Child Porn: Fascinating New DoF Census Shows -
07-08-2013, 06:33 PM
A new Department of Faith and Family Values Census™ shows that atheism and child porn go together like a horse and carriage. Not that that surprises us, but the statistics are even less flattering than we would have imagined with heterosexual atheists composing only 2% of their total disgusting population. And to think that 21% of atheists are child porn addicts and that 15% are zoophiles, it is all just too much to handle...
|
|
With faith as immovable as the Earth
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 4,779
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Body in England but HEART IN FREEHOLD!
|
|
Re: Atheism = Child Porn: Fascinating New DoF Census Shows -
07-08-2013, 09:43 PM
My guess is that the 2% that answered heterosexual were too stupid to fully understand the question.
Romans 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,
God makes it very clear through the writing of Paul that atheists are deceitful liars that know God exists but just deny him. This survey proves the reason they deny Him is to follow their perversions. They put their genitals before Jesus.
Romans 1:20 For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
They may think they will get away with not being judged but they are very, very wrong
YIC
Jack
Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.
|
|
Landover Senior Outreach Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 8,237
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Freehold Senior Estates
|
|
Re: Atheism = Child Porn: Fascinating New DoF Census Shows -
07-08-2013, 10:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ed Lowman
And to think that 21% of atheists are child porn addicts and that 15% are zoophiles, it is all just too much to handle...
|
Indeed, Pastor. What troubles me though, is they break out the atheisticals into discrete categories, as if the average God-hater has only one of these perverse inclinations for wicked sin.
I don't understand how the God-mockers can even stand the sight of themselves in the mirror.
In Christ
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
|
|
With faith as immovable as the Earth
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 4,779
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Body in England but HEART IN FREEHOLD!
|
|
Re: Atheism = Child Porn: Fascinating New DoF Census Shows -
07-08-2013, 10:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brother Harold Porter
I don't understand how the God-mockers can even stand the sight of themselves in the mirror.
In Christ
|
This may explain,
Katoptronophilia is a paraphilia for mirrors (the Greek word for mirror is katoptron). It may include activities such as having sex in front of mirrors, masturbating in front of mirrors, enacting other paraphilias in front of a mirror, having an orgy in front of a mirror, or enacting stripping fetishism in front of mirrors.
You see without Jesus anything is acceptable. No moral compass. Without God what is to say that slaughtering babies is wrong?* It just comes down to personal preference.
YIC
Jack
* unless of course He commands it.
Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.
|
|
Unsaved trash, suspected queer
|
|
Posts: 94
Join Date: Feb 2013
|
|
Re: Atheism = Child Porn: Fascinating New DoF Census Shows -
07-16-2013, 07:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ed Lowman
A new Department of Faith and Family Values Census™ shows that atheism and child porn go together like a horse and carriage. Not that that surprises us, but the statistics are even less flattering than we would have imagined with heterosexual atheists composing only 2% of their total disgusting population. And to think that 21% of atheists are child porn addicts and that 15% are zoophiles, it is all just too much to handle...
|
Did you do that with Microsoft Word's graph and chart making features?
|
|
Southern Hospitality Exemplified Always kind and loving
True Christian™
|
|
Posts: 1,824
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: mostly at the Cracker Barrel
|
|
Re: Atheism = Child Porn: Fascinating New DoF Census Shows -
07-22-2013, 01:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lone Jack
Did you do that with Microsoft Word's graph and chart making features?
|
I didn't "do that" at all. The Department of Faith produced a survey. As I hold a security clearance given to me by GWB, I was on a mailing list with other pastors to receive such valuable awareness info.
It's incredible how people will oppose something even knowing that it is true within themselves. Which of these horrific inner-demons are you battling?
Pastor Ed
|
|
Unsaved trash, suspected queer
|
|
Posts: 94
Join Date: Feb 2013
|
|
Re: Atheism = Child Porn: Fascinating New DoF Census Shows -
07-23-2013, 01:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ed Lowman
I didn't "do that" at all. The Department of Faith produced a survey. As I hold a security clearance given to me by GWB, I was on a mailing list with other pastors to receive such valuable awareness info.
It's incredible how people will oppose something even knowing that it is true within themselves. Which of these horrific inner-demons are you battling?
Pastor Ed
|
Yeah, I'm sure criminals admitted to committing lewd crimes for the sake of some random government survey by the "Department of Faith". And that George W. Bush Jr. had this information collected and sat on it, issuing no investigations, warrants or arrests in regard into these supposed deviants. Very believable, indeed.
|
|
Mayor of Freehold
|
|
Posts: 12,174
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: City Hall, Freehold, Iowa
|
|
Re: Atheism = Child Porn: Fascinating New DoF Census Shows -
07-24-2013, 12:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lone Jack
Yeah, I'm sure criminals admitted to committing lewd crimes for the sake of some random government survey by the "Department of Faith". And that George W. Bush Jr. had this information collected and sat on it, issuing no investigations, warrants or arrests in regard into these supposed deviants. Very believable, indeed.
|
Atheists who come on our board have such cynicism.
Our good Pastor provided us with actual statistics from a Federal Agency. Speaking for myself, I appreciate his efforts.
But, for some reason you prefer to deny this obvious evidence about the sinful sexual practices of atheists. You need to wake up and smell the coffee.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9 Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved
|