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Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL! -
08-09-2008, 07:56 PM
Folks, this is a seasonal forum, open till sometime in October. Going back to school is stressful, so why not call upon GOD's favorites (LBC members of course!) to help you make this school year the best!
Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Re: Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL! -
08-09-2008, 08:10 PM
Members should pay attention to their mail. Local retailers sometimes pad their back-to-school sales with advertisements for alcohol. Obviously you don't want your child seeing how cheap the beer is when you're buying them binders and pencil sharpeners.
Be sure to post any such transgressions so that we can call the corporate headquarters to protest.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL! -
08-11-2008, 07:18 PM
and remember:
Only whores wear dresses above the knee!
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SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
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Re: Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL! -
08-11-2008, 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
and remember:
Only whores wear dresses above the knee!
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Is that why LBC women only shave their legs up to the knees?
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Re: Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL! -
08-11-2008, 07:59 PM
Is that the stupidest comment that I have ever read? Where do you think they should shave to? Nevermind, I don't want to know.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
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Re: Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL! -
08-11-2008, 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
Is that the stupidest comment that I have ever read? Where do you think they should shave to? Nevermind, I don't want to know.
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Some men prefer flossing and love-making to be separate activities...
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Re: Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL! -
08-11-2008, 08:24 PM
I wrote before that I didn't want to know. This is a thread about back to school, not your dirty crabs. How come you can't ever post anything positive? It's all sex and drugs to you, isn't it?
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL! -
08-12-2008, 03:14 AM
Back to school? Good! Those little demons need to be in school instead of being out and about, causing trouble. They smoke and drink as they drive along the country roads, and throw their garbage onto the wayside. And then I run over the garbage with my Batwing mower.
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Re: Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL! -
08-18-2008, 05:26 AM
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Originally Posted by tidal wave of warm spit
Some men prefer flossing and love-making to be separate activities...
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What? Men don't have teeth down there.
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SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
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Re: Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL! -
08-18-2008, 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Virginia D. Templeton
What? Men don't have teeth down there.
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I was referring to men who perform >>>>Blasphemy deleted<<<<<.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
Last edited by Talitha; 08-18-2008 at 12:35 PM.
Reason: Using the word cunninglinguist.
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Deaconess Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
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Re: Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL! -
08-18-2008, 12:36 PM
How dare you!!!!
I'd Infract you for that if I knew what it meant.
Sister Talitha
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
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Re: Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL! -
08-18-2008, 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Talitha
How dare you!!!!
I'd Infract you for that if I knew what it meant.
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Ask your boy toy.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Re: Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL! -
08-18-2008, 01:11 PM
um, this is about going to school not, "What to do in the bed"
Can we please get back on topic.
Anyway collage is starting back up in 2 weeks. God willing, I will graduate this year!
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Re: Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL! -
08-18-2008, 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Daoud
um, this is about going to school not, "What to do in the bed"
Can we please get back on topic.
Anyway collage is starting back up in 2 weeks. God willing, I will graduate this year!
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Then what? You get to strap a bomb to yourself and run into a crowded Church to try and kill as many Christians as you can?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL! -
08-18-2008, 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Then what? You get to strap a bomb to yourself and run into a crowded Church to try and kill as many Christians as you can?
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No, that sort of act is banned in the Quran
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They were evicted from their homes unjustly, for no reason other than saying, "Our Lord is GOD." If it were not for GOD's supporting of some people against others, monasteries, churches, synagogues, and masjids - where the name of GOD is commemorated frequently - would have been destroyed. Absolutely, GOD supports those who support Him. GOD is Powerful, Almighty." 22:40
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Also suicide NO MATTER WHAT is forbiddin in the Quran
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Do not kill yourselves, for God is compassionate towards you. Whoever does so, in transgression and wrongfully, We shall roast in a fire, and that is an easy matter for God. an-Nisaa 4:29-30
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Prophet Mohammad also clearly said It is forbidden
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The Prophet said, "He who commits suicide by throttling shall keep on throttling himself in the Hell Fire (forever) and he who commits suicide by stabbing himself shall keep on stabbing himself in the Hell-Fire." (Sahih Bukhari 2.446, 2.445)
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Re: Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL! -
08-18-2008, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Daoud
No, that sort of act is banned in the Quran
Also suicide NO MATTER WHAT is forbiddin in the Quran
Prophet Mohammad also clearly said It is forbidden
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#1. If you quote from that satanic book one more time, I'll ban you.
#2. You are a proven liar. Our Godly Troops over in Iraq are being attacked by mudslime suicide bomber cowards each and every day.
#3. I'm not kidding about banning you, diaperhead.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL! -
08-18-2008, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
#1. If you quote from that satanic book one more time, I'll ban you.
#2. You are a proven liar. Our Godly Troops over in Iraq are being attacked by mudslime suicide bomber cowards each and every day.
#3. I'm not kidding about banning you, diaperhead.
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1. Where in the rules does it say "you cannot post from another book"
2. The Quran and Prophet Mohammad have clearly banned suicide bombing, I showed you the proof, look it up your self. The suicide bombers are not muslims, they are hypocrits, because they dont follow their own book. The scum that did 9/11 werent good muslims, they drank alcohol (forbidden) and they went to clubs (also forbidden). You cant let bad apples spoil the bunch, the Quran, which is the offical book for muslims ban it.
3. I dont wear a diaper on my head, never had
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Re: Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL! -
08-18-2008, 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Daoud
1. Where in the rules does it say "you cannot post from another book"
2. The Quran and Prophet Mohammad have clearly banned suicide bombing, I showed you the proof, look it up your self. The suicide bombers are not muslims, they are hypocrits, because they dont follow their own book. The scum that did 9/11 werent good muslims, they drank alcohol (forbidden) and they went to clubs (also forbidden). You cant let bad apples spoil the bunch, the Quran, which is the offical book for muslims ban it.
3. I dont wear a diaper on my head, never had
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1. HERE and HERE.
2. You're a liar, like all mudslimes.
3. See #2.
Anymore questions, Mr. Terrorist?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL! -
08-18-2008, 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
1. HERE and HERE.
2. You're a liar, like all mudslimes.
3. See #2.
Anymore questions, Mr. Terrorist?
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1. But I was welcomed by the Senior Paster to educate, as well as be educated.
2. Since you love to accuse me of being a liar, pick up the Quran yourself and search those references.
Since I cant quote the Quran (which is a violation of the constituion)
Here is a passage of the bible condemning your behavior
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Then when you call, the LORD will answer. `Yes, I am here,' he will quickly reply. "Stop oppressing the helpless and stop making false accusations and spreading vicious rumors! -Isaiah 58:9
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Please don't accuse me of lieing when im not.
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Welcome to BACK TO SCHOOL! -
08-18-2008, 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Daoud
Since I cant quote the Quran (which is a violation of the constituion)
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Where does the Constitution guarantee the right to post Satanic Verses on an internet forum?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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