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Default True Christian Homeschooling Curriculum - 08-15-2009, 05:29 PM

Public schools are hotbeds of sin. They don't teach Creation, they promote the homosexual lifestyle, and they encourage the use of drugs, alcohol, and cuss words.

There is not one good reason for Christian parents to send their kids to public schools when they can give them a quality education at home! Most Christian parents have the equivalent amount of knowledge in their heads that can be found in the heads of all the teachers in a public school, and then some! Having a personal relationship with the Creator of the Universe makes you privy to all kinds of knowledge, amen?

I would like to propose this tried and true curriculum for True Christian homeschooling. It worked for me!


Bob4God's Homeschooling Curriculum
(adjust difficulty for grades K-12)



9:00 AM

Bible study and morning prayer
(reading and communication skills.)

10:00 AM

Recite the names of all the books of the Bible forwards and backwards
(retention skills)

10:15 AM

Play with Noah's Ark set
(counting and logic)

11:00 AM

Lunch time and recess

1:00 PM

Study Chick Tracts
(English literature)

1:30 PM

Study American Family Association website
(Social Studies)

2:00 PM

Study Dr. Dino (Kent Hovind) videos and website
(Science)

2:30 PM

Paint pictures of Bible stories
(Art)

3:00 PM

School's out!


This basic curriculum should provide your children with a solid education that will allow them to pursue satisfying and lucrative careers in evangelism, outreach, and Republican politics.

If anybody else wants to share their curriculum, please feel free to do so!



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Default Re: True Christian Homeschooling Curriculum - 08-16-2009, 09:06 AM

I agree with you 100% Brother Bob, homeschooling is the best! As a matter of fact, that's the way me and my baby sister were raised. We never went to public school, where we no doubt would have been exposed to dangerous ideas like evolution and homo sex education (not to mention we might have caught AIDS from the toilet seats).

Dad had a great teaching technique. He would lock us in the basement with a television. Either he or mom would throw some food (usually potato chips, beer, chocolate bars) down the laundry shoot everyday so that we didn't starve. Occasionally they'd forget, but after a week or thereabouts when they ran out of clean clothes, they'd come down to the basement to use the washing machine, and then they'd remember we were there.

We learned a whole lot from TV. I can practically recite every episode of "I Love Lucy" from memory.

I'm not sure just how many years we were homeschooled in the basement, but one day Child Services arrived with a bunch of cops, and then we were out of there and into a good Christian foster home. I'm glad to say that they homeschooled us too. My sister especially benefited, often spending two hours or more in the Pastor's bedroom receiving private tutoring when his wife was at work. However, one day sis stabbed him with a letter opener and ran off.

After that, I got moved into another Christian foster home. There were nearly a dozen other foster kids there as well. We all got homeschooled, but it was actually vocational training rather than book stuff (except for Sunday Bible class). What we did mostly was rip out "Made in China" labels on garments and sew in "Made in USA" tags. We even got paid with M&Ms - the more labels you sewed, the more M&Ms you got to eat. So it was kind of a work/study program.

I look fondly back on my days of homeschooling. I just don't know why anybody would want to go to public schools where they got homos and negroes running around. Thanks to homeschooling, I've turned out to be a well-adjusted educated Christian.

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Default Re: True Christian Homeschooling Curriculum - 08-16-2009, 03:09 PM

This is wonderful advice! We do not welcome the unsaved here, so why should we send out children into their dens of iniquity?


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Default Re: True Christian Homeschooling Curriculum - 08-16-2009, 03:26 PM

I hope folks don't think I'm too liberal when I mention the need for art classes...

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Gunsmithing for boys

Sewing and knitting for girls

Ark building for boys


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Default Re: True Christian Homeschooling Curriculum - 08-16-2009, 07:34 PM

Wonderful curriculum Brother Bob! And even homeschooled children like field trips! Here is a list of Creation Museums that would make wonderful day trips if you live nearby. An overnight trip might be necessary if there is not a Godly museum close by, but the cost of the trip would certainly be worth the priceless education children would receive in the hallowed halls of these centers of Bible-based science and learning.


Creation Science Museums and Information Centers


7 Wonders of Mount St. Helens Creation Museum Mt. St. Helens, WA


Ark Museum & Dinosaur Park by Project Creation. Nashville, Tennessee


Biblical Archeology and Anthropology Museum - Ridgecrest, Calfornia


Creation Discovery Museum Ft. Lauderdale, Florida


Creation Evidence Museum - Paluxy River, Glen Rose, Texas


Creation Museum and Family Discovery Center - Cincinnati, Ohio


Creation Studies Center in South Florida


Dinosaur Adventure Land Pensacola, Florida


Creation Research of the North Coast Bayside, CA


Grand River Museum Lemmon, South Dakota



Lost World Museum Phoenix, NY


Mt Blanco Fossil Museum Lubbock, TX


Museum of Creation and Earth History by the Institute for Creation Research; Santee California.


The Gallery of Creation - Stone Mountain, Georgia.


It goes without saying that any and all secular museums, especially those that include so called "Natural History" displays that are full of Biblically inaccurate pseudo-science, should be avoided entirely.


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Default Re: True Christian Homeschooling Curriculum - 08-16-2009, 09:25 PM

Are there any Creationist (AKA credible) Museums in Freehold?
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Default Re: True Christian Homeschooling Curriculum - 08-16-2009, 10:57 PM

This is an excellent curriculum, Brother Bob, but I do think some changes should be warranted. If I may offer some of my own ideas...
  • One hour for Bible study is simply not enough. What about making Bible study start an hour early at 8 am then go all the way until noon?
  • Logic and counting are useless skills. Who needs to count when we got calculators these days?
  • 2 hours for lunch and recess is far too lenient. 15 minutes, tops. Let them scarf down a P&J sandwich and it's back to the books.
  • The afternoon is perfect. No need to change there.
That is just the school day. I think after school more hours of Bible study is needed. It's a good, productive way for a child to spend the afternoon. And also maybe an hour Bible study before bed.



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Are there any Creationist (AKA credible) Museums in Freehold?
Of course! I work very closely with Dr. Fred Neiman, who is the head of the Landover Creation Science Museum and Experimental Laboratory. It is just south of Landover Baptist University, near the Convention Center

And Lord willing, we will be opening another family-friendly Creation Science attraction early next year in downtown Freehold! The Freehold Young Earth Experience will be a high-tech, interactive Playzeum and Faithotopia™ that will use cutting edge 3-D technology to bring Creation Science to life before your very eyes!

We are currently working with The Creation Research Society on this new and exciting hybrid of a 3-D Imax movie theater, a traditional museum, and a three story indoor water park and wave pool! Having already spent a mere 17 million dollars on the property, we only need to secure another 23 million to complete what would become the largest faith-based fully enclosed theme park in the world!

I will keep you all updated on the progress of this tremendously exciting project!


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Default Re: True Christian Homeschooling Curriculum - 08-17-2009, 12:08 AM

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Of course! I work very closely with Dr. Fred Neiman, who is the head of the Landover Creation Science Museum and Experimental Laboratory. It is just south of Landover Baptist University, near the Convention Center

And Lord willing, we will be opening another family-friendly Creation Science attraction early next year in downtown Freehold! The Freehold Young Earth Experience will be a high-tech, interactive Playzeum and Faithotopia™ that will use cutting edge 3-D technology to bring Creation Science to life before your very eyes!

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I will keep you all updated on the progress of this tremendously exciting project!
I would keep this project a secret from the government. Lord knows commubama woud take this money from you and do satanic things like building a homeless shelter.
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I would keep this project a secret from the government. Lord knows commubama woud take this money from you and do satanic things like building a homeless shelter.
Are you kidding? The government is funding half of the project with stimulus money. Don't be fooled by the liberals at FOX News. That boy Obama knows which side of the bread his butter is on.


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Default Re: True Christian Homeschooling Curriculum - 08-17-2009, 12:27 AM

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Are you kidding? The government is funding half of the project with stimulus money. Don't be fooled by the liberals at FOX News. That boy Obama knows which side of the bread his butter is on.
I though Fox News was regarded as a Fair and Balanced media around here?

Oh well, I'm glad my tax payer money is being spent on something useful. I'm sick of it being spent on maintaining roads, healthcare, and education for LIEbral families.
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I hope folks don't think I'm too liberal when I mention the need for art classes...

Pie Baking for girls

Gunsmithing for boys

Sewing and knitting for girls

Ark building for boys
Good curriculum, Sister Glendora, but the boys need more than just gunsmithing. We should emphasize vocational education for our young people that will lead to a good-paying job after graduation. Target shooting, grenade launching, taser practice, evidence tampering, kidnapping, waterboarding, etc, are all essential survival skills that could lead to a prosperous career in law enforcement or with Godly corporations like Blackwater. For those with less physical prowess but more intellectual qualities, political training such as voter list laundering, Diebold machine programming, spreading false rumors, shouting down opponents, astroturfing, etc, will all insure the continued success of Christianity and the Republican Party.

And by the way, I entirely agree with you on the need for more art classes. I think that it's especially important to emphasize poster art:



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Default Re: True Christian Homeschooling Curriculum - 08-17-2009, 09:04 PM

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I though Fox News was regarded as a Fair and Balanced media around here?
It does have less of a liberal bias than most of the MSM, but for genuinely fair and balanced reporting, I suggest LBN World News and The Wash O'Hanley Show.


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Default Re: True Christian Homeschooling Curriculum - 08-17-2009, 09:33 PM

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It does have less of a liberal bias than most of the MSM, but for genuinely fair and balanced reporting, I suggest LBN World News and The Wash O'Hanley Show.
Ah yeah, I have heard of The Wash O'Hanley Show. He is one moderate political pundit!
 

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