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Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance Christ's Rottweiler
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Toiling selflessly towards Salvation
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Windows 10 Problems? JesOs 10 Saves! -
08-21-2015, 11:15 PM
When you choose JesOs 10, you know you are making the right choice for yourself, your family and your individual immortal souls.
JesOs 10 is as familiar as Moses’ Staff turning into a serpent and just as easy to use, with lots of similarities to JesOs 7 including the “Almighty Creator” menu.
“Spiritual Central” opens a costly array of apps that let you move quickly from Inspiration to praying. Scribe or type Holy Inspirational comments directly onto Atheist web pages and share them with others, read online Apologetics free of distraction, and save your favourite Bible Verses for convenient access later. And with The Spirit Of The Lord enabled, you can highlight an unfamiliar term to get a contextual explanation that doesn’t take you away from your pathway to Jesus.
JesOs 10 comes with great built-in apps like Holy Spirit, High Places, Email Sermons, God Central, A Tip of the Hat to Landover (your friend and spiritual instructor) . And these apps use Firmament Storage to back up your thoughts as the Spirit moves you and sync seamlessly across your JesOs 10 devices, so you never stray from the straight and narrow pathway.
It’s the most personal JesOs yet - It is Miraculously Personal!
Even the youngest of our sons and most wives know that Jesus protects us 24/7: He is there to give advice to everyone who accepts Him from the brain surgeon to the Mexican pool-cleaner.
We asked you what you wanted from an Operating System and then we checked with Jesus.
What other Operating System has an automatic keylogger, permanently-on camera and voice recorder to enable your every thought you think, word you write or speak, deed you do, file you create, image you open, create of view, song you have saved, movie you watch, website you visit, and inspiration that you receive to be checked against KJV1611 by our trained Prayer Warrior Team?
The Prayer Warrior Team will silently review and store every aspect of your life so that the details might be passed on to the Pastors of Landover for later Personal Guidance by our Christian “Safety of the Soul” Team headed up by Bobby-Joe and the Boys.
Landover is commanded by God to be a good shepherd, and a good shepherd watches his flocks by day and by night. You and your family are to right to be concerned that a member may unwittingly drift away and become a Lost Sheep – Jesus, JesOs 10 and we are here to put an end to that.
Available to download for free to Platinum Tithers. (Others should ask a Pastor.)
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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Posts: 22,424
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Close to God
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Re: Windows 10 Problems? JesOs 10 Saves! -
08-21-2015, 11:34 PM
I have installed it on my jPad. It is currently in "preparing Miracle mode" and has been that way for over a week now, but I am certain it will start working eventually.
I cannot wait to start using the new one-click tithing option!
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance Christ's Rottweiler
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Posts: 22,727
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Toiling selflessly towards Salvation
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Re: Windows 10 Problems? JesOs 10 Saves! -
08-21-2015, 11:56 PM
Like God, JesOs installs on a "Yes, No, or Wait" system. Everything, absolutely everything, must be checked for the corruption of rust and moth (M't:6:19). You cannot rush JesOs 10.
A virgin motherboard in a stable condition is preferable
The complete annihilation files under 2 years old, (M't 2:13-23)
The breadth of any phylactery capacitors M't:23:5 should be examined
All files must be registered individually in census.exe even it it takes a long time to get there. (Luke:2:1-3)
If nothing seems to have happened in a month or two, you might like to question your motives for accepting JesOs.
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An old soul
True Christian™
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Posts: 5,206
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: USA-UK-France (traveling)
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Re: Windows 10 Problems? JesOs 10 Saves! -
08-22-2015, 10:05 AM
I continue to use JesOS 1.0 which was created perfect. I've had no problems at all, in fact it's only become more powerful with extra self-installing features.
Draft Freehold, Iowa Mayor
Johny Joe Hold
for President in 2024
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Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
True Christian™
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Posts: 2,395
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: Prodigal Son of Godless NYC.
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Re: Windows 10 Problems? JesOs 10 Saves! -
08-22-2015, 02:55 PM
When I tried to install JesOs 10, I got the following error:
WARNING: JesOs 10 will not be compatible with any catholic software and will send it straight to the recycle bin from which it cannot be retrieved. Are you sure you want to continue?
I didn't realize I still had anything from my papist past on this computer, but praise God, JesOs 10 found those demons and once I clicked YES, my system started running faster and all those nasty crashes I was experiencing have ceased to occur! Glory to His Name!
It now has a message that says "Purifying algorithms...you may continue to use your computer while JesOs 10 installs." It's been doing that for about 9 hours. I was amazed also at how quickly it sent every file on my computer to the Prayer Warrior Team. How safe and protected I feel! This is truly an amazing system.
I admit I did turn my webcam around since I sometimes sit here in tighty whities and I didn't think that would be appropriate for public viewing.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance Christ's Rottweiler
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Posts: 22,727
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Toiling selflessly towards Salvation
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Re: Windows 10 Problems? JesOs 10 Saves! -
08-22-2015, 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
I didn't realize I still had anything from my papist past on this computer,
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It is quite possible that you had erased the sins from your life and computer, yet your machine was reinfected by Vatican script-kiddies, papist e-mail scammers, spyware from the Whore of Babylon and pop-ups advertising relics, Albanian red wine and cheap death-cookies.
I once had my homepage changed from LandoverBaptist.net to "PentecostalSnakehandling.com." It was unfortunate that the nearest Pentecostal church burnt down that night, otherwise I might have had words with the head shaman there.
As it transpired, it was a false-flag op by the Jesuits...
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True Christian™
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Posts: 9,361
Join Date: Jan 2007
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Re: Windows 10 Problems? JesOs 10 Saves! -
08-22-2015, 11:07 PM
Jesus already knows what you are doing 24/7 - there is no opting out. Trust in Him for your Salvation®, not Microsoft Windows 10.
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Is Windows 10 Spying On You? Privacy Fears Raised As OS Secretly Contacts Microsoft Regardless Of Settings
By Mike Brown on August 13 2015 8:27 AM EDT
Windows 10 has raised privacy concerns over its default settings, which share speech, calendar and contact information with Microsoft. Now it has emerged that even if the user chooses not to share anything with Microsoft at all, the system will still regularly contact Redmond.
According to ArsTechnica, Windows 10 pings Microsoft during certain tasks without explaining why or even giving any indication that contact is taking place, with the news site having to use specialist tools to make the discovery.
Windows 10 regularly contacts ssw.live.com, a server apparently used for Microsoft services such as OneDrive cloud storage. During testing, contact was still made even when the system was logged in on an account not connected to Microsoft with OneDrive disabled. Other data was harder to identify, but when the system was configured to use a proxy for traffic, Windows 10 still seemingly bypassed the proxy to send requests to a content delivery network.
The system also seems to request Cortana files when a user starts typing in the Start menu, even if Cortana -- Microsoft's virtual personal assistant -- is switched off entirely and Start menu web searches are disabled. Worryingly, this request includes a random machine ID persistent across reboots, which means multiple requests could be identified as coming from one machine.
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http://www.ibtimes.com/windows-10-sp...rdless-2051900
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Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Posts: 29,835
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
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Re: Windows 10 Problems? JesOs 10 Saves! -
08-23-2015, 12:09 AM
I think JesOS 10 is the best thing next to Pastor Zeke PodCasts. Not only does it record every single thing my kids do online, the Church can remotely operate all web cams, record what the cameras pickup and store in a cloud next to Heaven for Jesus and all Pastors to review. I no longer will have to worry if any of my little children are curious about 'whats down there and touch it'. There will be recorded proof for anyone to see. Praise the Glory!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Unsaved trash, Inbred demon
Under Investigation
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Posts: 3
Join Date: Aug 2015
Location: in bed with my fag boyfriend
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Re: Windows 10 Problems? JesOs 10 Saves! -
08-23-2015, 12:33 AM
ISO file please? I have to try out this terrible operating system.
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Posts: 14,451
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: The other end of the internet
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Re: Windows 10 Problems? JesOs 10 Saves! -
08-23-2015, 12:59 AM
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Originally Posted by ch1st1andad
ISO file please? I have to try out this terrible operating system.
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Available to True Christians™ only, not just any dumbass who joins a Christian church forum and tries to sneak the word "f**k" into their very first post.
So *yawn* are you going to bother doing as you were instructed to in your welcoming email, and introduce yourself properly, or are you just looking for another stupid notch on your ban-belt?
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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Posts: 22,424
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Close to God
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Re: Windows 10 Problems? JesOs 10 Saves! -
08-23-2015, 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by ch1st1andad
ISO file please? I have to try out this terrible operating system.
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JesOs can only be acquired by sincere prayer.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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